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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3470 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Join our server for a chance to experience the power of Polish genes in action. Your character will be imbued with superhuman strength, the ability to speak fluent Polish (even if you’ve never studied the language), and an insatiable craving for kielbasa. Plus, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing a polka remix of your favorite song.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Polish Minecart Races. Strap in and hold on tight as you zoom through twisting tunnels and loop-de-loops, all while dodging flying pierogis and giant bottles of vodka. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and bragging rights as the fastest miner in all of Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of Polish genes for yourself. Trust us, once you go Polish, you’ll never go back!