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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2363 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Potions Brewed: | 155 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.
