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Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned users, forum bans, forum moderation, forum rules, G.., germany, hammer, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet drama, internet etiquette, internet subcultures, internet trolling, Minecraft, online bans, online behavior, online communities, online forums, online mischief, online troublemakers, range banned, smp, trolling tactics

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.

Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server

Audience, Bait, BAITED, chuuba, Content Creator, Drop, ENGAGEMENT, flying, flying shit, give up, gura, insane rats, lack of streams, Minecraft, MONEY, Ocean, Online Community, Rats, Server, Shit, streaming, subbed, Support, viewership, Watching

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4713
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into an ocean of bait, insane rrats, and flying sht – yes, you heard that right, flying sht!

Join our server and embark on wild chuuba hunts, where you’ll have to outsmart the rrats and dodge the flying sh*t to claim your prize. And don’t worry about lack of streams, because we have a special feature where Gura herself will pop in to stream while you play.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Cash Money Minecraft SMP

000, 100, bonds, Cash, Diversification, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, high return, income generation, Investment, long-term growth, low management, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual funds, passive income, portfolio management, real estate, retirement planning, risk management, smp, stock market, ways to invest, wealth building

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	215	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old investment opportunities that require actual work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! With just $100k, you can join our server and invest in virtual diamonds that will generate you endless income with zero management involved.

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden diamond mine in our server and suddenly become the richest player in town. You’ll have other players begging to join your diamond empire and you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.

But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and overthrow your reign as the wealthiest player. It’s a cutthroat world out there in our Minecraft SMP, but the rewards are worth the risk.

So why waste your money on boring real-life investments when you can join our server and become a virtual diamond tycoon? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!

Xanny.World Minecraft server

Anarchy mode, Auto-mine, Beginners, Cases, Community, Development, donation system, experienced, gameplay, Interaction, Jobs, Journey, Minecraft, Pets, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Unique Content, vulture servers, world, Xanny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Villages Defended:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Welcome to our new server!

We are pleased to introduce you to a unique survival world that is just beginning its journey. Our server offers exciting opportunities for players of all levels – from beginners to experienced masters. Here you can not only survive, but also develop in a friendly and active atmosphere.

We have a donation system that will help support the server and its development. Thanks to your contributions, we can add new features, improve gameplay and create unique content.

In the near future, we plan to expand our project by adding an anarchy mode with vulture servers, where you can test your skills in PvP and interaction with other players. Join us on this exciting journey and become part of our growing community!

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Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blemish, blunder, criticism, critique, Defect, error, Fault, fault detection, fault finding, Find a flaw, flaw finding, FLAWLESS, imperfection, Issue, Minecraft, misstep, mistake, nitpicking, oversight, Problem, Server, slip-up, Weakness

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the best-dressed llama wins a trip to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they’re a hoot!

I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

dickhead, frustrating individual, hate, i hate, irritating behavior, long tail tags: annoying person, Minecraft, smp, this dickhead

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Lost Election Minecraft Server

consequences, controversy, criticism, Defeat, Democracy, Downfall, election, fascist, Kristallnacht, leadership, Lost, mask off, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	4764	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Votes:	4795
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even Trump couldn’t handle the intensity! This server is so wild that even the most powerful politicians can’t handle the heat. Join us for a chance to witness crazy events like Trump losing the election and throwing a tantrum like never before. We’ve got mobs crazier than his tweets and challenges that will make you question reality. So mask off and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible – even a fascist calling for a Kristallnacht!

The one… Minecraft SMP

assume, assumption, bullshit, COMEBACK, Fan, getting, GRAND, HATER, Like.., mad, Minecraft, Months, Npc, One, response, series, shitting, smp, spread, Trash

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Closed Beta Testing, collaboration event, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, Gray, Isolation Forest, lore material, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Phantom Thief Artistry, PNC Resources, pre-register, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1827
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Star Shards Collected:	264	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	1795	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!