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AwkwardCraft: Minecraft Moments

embarrassing moments, cringeworthy sex, awkward sex encounters, uncomfortable sex, embarrassing bedroom stories

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action happens! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground love den where players can get frisky in pixelated passion!

Forget about awkward moments during sex, on our server, the only awkward thing you’ll experience is trying to explain to your friends why you can’t stop playing! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together…just make sure to bring your diamond armor for protection!

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CreeperCarnage

cringe-worthy sex stories, awkward sex stories, embarrassing moments, uncomfortable situations, awkward sexual experiences

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to have the most awkward and hilarious encounters while playing on our server. From accidentally setting your bed on fire while trying to impress your crush to getting lost in the Nether and stumbling upon a secret village of dancing pigs, you never know what wacky adventures await you!

But that’s not all – we also have epic events like the annual “Minecraft Dating Game” where players compete for a chance at virtual love (or at least a virtual date). And don’t forget about our legendary “Pig Racing Championships” where players saddle up their swine companions and race to victory!

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and excitement? Come on in and let the hilarity ensue!

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BlockyBedBloopers

BlockyBedBloopers, hilarious sex encounters, sexual mishaps, funny sex memories, funny sex anecdotes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and crazy adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for resources when suddenly a group of dancing creepers show up and start busting some serious moves. Or how about the time a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a disco ball? Yep, that actually happened on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament,” where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and holding a tiny lance.

So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and get ready for a whole new level of fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

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CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, awkward moments, sex mishaps, embarrassing experiences, hilarious

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and start doing the Macarena! Or how about the time a pack of zombie pigs invaded a player’s house and redecorated it with pink wool and diamond blocks? Anything can happen on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

But that’s not all! We also have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a duel, but instead of swords they’re using giant rubber chickens! The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon to ride around on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a herd of llamas breakdancing in the town square or a giant chicken laying diamond eggs. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

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CreeperLoveCraft

comical bedroom incidents, amusing bedroom blunders, sex fails, humorous sexual encounters, silly sex mishaps

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

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Clucktopia: Where Chickens Rule!

natural selection, Evolution, Competition, chickens, DOMINANCE

come join our minecraft server where chickens rule the world! forget about being the strongest, it’s all about being the fluffiest and cluckiest on our server. we have a chicken army that will peck your enemies to death and lay eggs of victory.

if you join now, you’ll get a special chicken suit that lets you lay golden eggs and fly like a majestic bird. we also have a secret underground chicken cult where we sacrifice cows to the almighty chicken god for good luck in battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our server and become the ultimate chicken overlord. cluck cluck, mothercluckers!

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CraftyFemRightsMC

social progress, gender equality, societal change, underrepresented groups, CraftyFemRightsMC

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally crazy and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the best thing ever, man. like, seriously, we got so many cool things going on, u won’t even believe it.

first of all, we got this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of doom. it’s like, hidden in this crazy maze that is filled with traps and monsters. but if u can find it, u will be like, the coolest player ever.

and then, we got this insane mini-game where u gotta ride pigs through a lava-filled obstacle course. it’s like, so intense, u won’t even know what hit u. but if u can make it to the end, u will be like, a pig-riding champion.

also, we got this super rare item called the rainbow sheep. if u can find it and tame it, u will be like, the luckiest player in the whole world. cuz this sheep can like, shoot rainbows out of its butt. it’s totally nuts.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server now and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Gens Tycoon

Skyblock, pvp arena, gens tycoon, Challenges, commands

Try out gens tycoon and have the RICHEST island on the server!Join today and try our amazing features!

Your goal is to become the richest player, Upgrade your level and unlock commands, ranks and gen slots!Enjoy daily rewards and referral rewards!

Delve into the mines and infuse your gear with custom enchantments!

Enjoy our quests and challenges!

If you want some action check out our PvP Arena

If you want a real challenge dive into the dungeons and fight bosses!

Factories and Mines are coming soon!

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✨Cobbleton for Eternity!✨ Age restrictions apply, but we promise it’s vane-illa!

Portal Scrolls, Friendly, Ping Wheel mod, Minecraft, smp
Minecraft Server Overview

Launched on 06/14/2024

Server Type Classic-style with modern touch

Graylist Yes, join now and check us out

Quick Info

We have a graylist, so feel free to join now and check us out.
When you are ready to gain full access, apply using the link below.
Links
About Us

Cobbleton is a community-oriented server where cooperation and collaboration are strongly encouraged. We aim for a positive and friendly atmosphere where players can enjoy building close to others without the need to worry about destruction.

Join Today

If you like what you’re hearing, join us at play.cobbleton.com to start your Cobbleton journey!

FAQ

Can I join the server without applying?

Yes, you can join the server with our graylist system. However, to gain full access and privileges, you will need to apply.

What mods or enhancements does the server offer?

Some of the enhancements include pouches and backpacks, portal scrolls for teleportation, quality of life changes, proximity voice chat, Fortnite style pinging, and a client-side modpack for enhanced gameplay.

Are there any pay-to-win mechanics on this server?

No, the server operates on a quality over quantity mindset and does not have any pay-to-win mechanics.
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CraftyMine Server: DS2 Survival Tips!

Challenges, dark souls, Beat DS1, Gaming, strategy

Are you tired of getting wrecked by skeletons and creepers in Minecraft? Looking for a server that will challenge your skills and make you a true master of the blocky world? Look no further than our server, where the mobs are tougher, the dungeons are deadlier, and the loot is more epic than a diamond sword covered in enchanted bacon!

Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon, but beware – this dragon has been hitting the gym and is ready to kick your pixelated butt! But don’t worry, we have plenty of tips and tricks to help you survive and thrive in this unforgiving world.

And if you think you’re tough enough to handle it, try our exclusive “Hardcore Mode” where death is permanent and the stakes are higher than a tower of TNT. Can you survive long enough to build your own castle and rule over the land like a true blocky king?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Just remember, diamonds are forever, but your lives in Hardcore Mode are not. Good luck, brave adventurer!

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New Server IP

Launched on	06/14/2024
Server Type	Classic-style with modern touch
Graylist	Yes, join now and check us out

Sex Fails

Minecraft Server Overview

Quick Info

Links

About Us

Join Today

FAQ

Can I join the server without applying?

What mods or enhancements does the server offer?

Are there any pay-to-win mechanics on this server?