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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9180 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. From explosive sheep to flying pigs, you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next.
And as for learning about sex? Well, let’s just say our server has a unique way of teaching players about the birds and the bees. You’ll never look at a Minecraft pig the same way again!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!