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Legacy Echoes 1.21

bittersweet, Cruel, death, direct family, Echoes, family, Grandparents, grandparents recall, Heartache, Indonesia, Legacy, Letters, Loneliness, longing, love, Memories, memories made, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, social circle, Tears, trip

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4434	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Yo, bro, forget about your sad life and join our Minecraft server! We got grandpas crying over Indonesia trips, grandmas sending letters in advance – it’s a wild ride of emotions, man. God may be playing games with your love life, but on our server, you’ll find a new family. Who needs a social circle when you have a blocky world to explore? Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the inevitable doom of your direct family in 3 years. Join now and let’s build a new future together!

Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Crops Grown:	1862
Alien Abductions:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

AwkwardBonersMC

awkward arousal, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBonersMC, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny stories, inappropriate arousal, public arousal, public embarrassment, strange experiences, strange places, uncomfortable arousal, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, weird places, weird situations

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Runes Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Votes:	8267
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Void Gems Collected:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

Ambassador, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, cross-border, Defense, deployment, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, legions, military training, military unit, Peacekeeping, Poland, SECURITY, solidarity, training program, Ukraine, Ukrainian Legion, UkrainianCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	1276
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mines Excavated:	2877	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

AscalonCraft

bedrock, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java edition, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Star Shards Collected:	288
Divine Spears Created:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Emeralds Found:	3471
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

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Racoon Hideout

#exciting, Accepted, Active, BUILD, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Featured, Friendly, Fun, Hosting, Join, Minecraft, new, non toxic, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Tight nit, Tournaments

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

play.racoonhideout.co.uk

Cactus Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cactus, gets cactus’d cactus meme funny prank humor internet culture viral social media trending comedy joke plant spiky succulent thorns prickly unexpected surprise internet humor, Oasis

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Mines Excavated:	2689
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the sickest cactus traps that will have you screaming “ouch” in real life!

And get this, they have a whole underground world filled with lava and diamonds just waiting for you to explore. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Oh, and did I mention the secret roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? Yeah, it’s like Space Mountain, but with more fire and brimstone.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Villages Defended:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

ZapCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Eastern Europe conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, International tensions, military attack, military casualties, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, missile strike, russian military, Russian officers killed, security threats, Senior Russian officers, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian HIMARS strike, war casualties, ZapCraft, Zaporizhzhia Region

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	764
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS DEN A UKRAINIAN HIMARS STRIKE, THREE SENIOR RUSSIAN OFFICERS GOT REKT IN OUR ZAPORIZHZHIA REGION! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE DA MADNESS! BUILD UR BASE, RAID UR ENEMIES, AND WATCH OUT FOR FLYING CREEPERS! JOIN NOW IF U DARE, BUT BE WARNED, U MIGHT LOSE UR MIND IN DA PROCESS! #BOOM #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CREEPERSCANTFLY #LOLZ

NukeCraftUSA

arms race, cold war, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear proliferation, nuclear testing, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftUSA, russia, SECURITY, Tensions, trump, united states, Warning, world leaders

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

OMG u guyz gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, Russia is warning the US about nuclear stuff and Trump is like “no way bro” and then they start a war but then they’re like “wait let’s settle this on this epic minecraft server instead” and now we gotta build nukes and stuff to see who wins! Join now for the ultimate showdown and maybe even start World War 3 in minecraft lolz!