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Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6931	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	357
Magic Items Found:	7363	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Farms Harvested:	862	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

SteroidMC

Economy, Experience, Factions, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, SteroidMC, Unique Features

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

steroidmc.net

InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Anarchy, base building, Biomes, Bosses, Dmitry Voronin, Duels, Events, Exploration, Giveaways, Grifesko, InoVix, meteorites, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Server, server owner, Unique

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Farms Harvested:	708	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Dear Minecraft users!⛏

We want to invite you to our InoVixMC server!

? The server has Duels, Events, Giveaways and much more!

While playing and exploring the world, can you come across unique biomes? and mobs?, in some biomes you can find useful things and even bosses? Fight mobs and players who want to kill you and loot things and your base?! Also, along the way, meteorites will fall from the sky, containing many interesting resources? Build houses and bases, protect yourself from player raids.

Explore our server and learn a lot of interesting and unique things!

✅IP: inovix.ru-mc.ru

✅Version: 1.16.5

✅VK group: https://vk.com/inovixmc

✅TG channel: t.me/inovixmc

✅Autodonate: inovix.easydonate.ru

✅Website: Under construction

❤️? Sincerely, Server owner Dmitry Voronin (by Pro_1_1_5)?❤️

inovix.ru-mc.ru:25578

Block Party Minecraft Server

Alaric, BARBARIANS, BLOCK, Burning, Chaos, Desperation, Emperor Honorius, Empire, glory of rome, GOLD, History, Looting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Party, Ravenna, Rome, sacking, Server, Siege, slaves, starvation, Visigoth king, Visigoths

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

anger, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, Defeat, Frustration, helplessness, impotent, INABILITY, Incompetence, Japan, johnny’s, koreans, Minecraft, powerlessness, protest, resistance, smp, social media, STOP, Struggle, twitter, WORSE

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Animals Bred:	61	Void Armor Forged:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crops Grown:	3448
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Void Gems Collected:	38	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

LivingRoomShutdownCraft

aunt, cleaning, cleanliness, coasters, coffee table, DAUGHTER, family visit, guests, house rules, living room rules, LivingRoomShutdownCraft, Mice, Mother, Pests, Respect, ROACHES, rug stain, rules, SAHM, SNACKS, uncle

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

RegretfulGamerMC SMP

biggest regret, change the past, go back, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from mistakes, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, RegretfulGamerMC, remorse, second chances, self improvement, serious, smp, wish, Wishful thinking

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Void Gems Collected:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Holy Grails Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of living with regrets in your boring, mundane life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to fix all your biggest regrets! Did you accidentally kill your favorite pet chicken? No problem, just hop in our time machine and save the day! Did you miss out on the opportunity to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Fear not, because in our SMP, anything is possible! So come join us and turn those regrets into hilarious stories you can laugh about for years to come!