so, like, this server is like the emergency room but for minecraft players, except instead of pain medication, we give you diamonds and enchanted gear! and get this, if you’re a girl player, you get even MORE diamonds and gear because we wanna make up for all the times you didn’t get enough pain meds in real life. join us and experience the ultimate gender equality in gaming! we’re breaking stereotypes one diamond at a time, baby!
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GenderRx: No Pain, No Gain
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Ube3a’s Gender Bender Craft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story about our server. once upon a time, there was a group of mice who discovered a magical extra Ube3a gene that gave them super brain powers and made them the coolest mice in town. they built a minecraft server so awesome, even the creepers were jealous. now, we’re inviting YOU to join in on the fun! with brain connectivity like you’ve never seen before and behavior that will make you question reality, this server is the place to be. plus, did we mention we have a secret potion that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come on down and join us for a wild ride through the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!