We have pixelated babes waiting to be impressed by your vocal cords of steel!
Become the ultimate Minecraft heartthrob and make all the other players jealous of your seductive tones!
Who needs real-life fame when you can have virtual adoration from all the e-girls on our server?
Join now and see if your voice can make the pixels quiver with desire!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!
But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll come across next. And don’t even get us started on the diamond-filled caves that are guarded by friendly dragons.
Join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before! So what are you waiting for? Come on down under and join the fun!
Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by players with pixel-perfect skin, perfectly coiffed blocky hair, and enchanting eyes that will make you forget all about those pesky creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you’re attractive enough, you might even catch the eye of Notch himself and be granted special powers like the ability to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with just a wink!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready to be the hottest player in town. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got good looks, am I right?
Our server is like no other, with nafri women and latinix women who will have you scratching your head in confusion. Are they twins separated at birth? Are they secret agents from another dimension? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be able to look away!
Join us for a hilarious journey filled with crazy theories and mind-boggling questions. Who needs traditional beauty standards when you have the mystery of our server to unravel? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to be amazed!
Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.
But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!
| Server Type | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
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| Playerbase | 3-8 online at a given time |
| Java Version | 1.21 |
| Features | No PVP, No mods |
A: Send a message to get the discord info to join.
A: All skill levels are welcomed on the server.
A: Players can build, make farms, and enjoy playing the game in a supportive environment.
A: Yes, the server is now white-listed to prevent random griefing.
Fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy in a co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter experience like no other. Liberate planets, complete objectives, and work together with other players to save the galaxy. But beware, time is ticking and the aliens won’t go down without a fight!
Forget about building castles and farms, come join us for an epic adventure through procedurally generated areas and insane battles. Plus, our server has exclusive updates and patches that will keep you on your toes!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who needs torrets when you can have alien insects and robots to fight against? Let’s spread some Democracy in style!
Join our server and embark on wild adventures with our king as he leads us on quests to find more rare blocks, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server where you can dance the night away with other players.
So, how happy are you to see the return of our king? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the craziness begin!
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a land where everything is made of candy! u can build ur own gingerbread house and ride unicorns through fields of cotton candy! it’s, liek, a dream come true, bro!
but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to live in a candy wonderland, but u also get to battle dragons and save princesses from evil witches! u will be a hero, my dude, a true legend in the minecraft world!
so, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane, epic, and totally wild adventures of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!
also, we have this insane story where a group of creepers formed a band and started playing music in the nether. it’s like, the weirdest thing ever, but also kinda awesome. you can even join their band and play music with them, it’s like, so random and fun.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where mermaids live? yeah, it’s like, a whole new world down there with treasure and mermaid parties. you gotta dive deep and explore it, it’s like, mind-blowing.
so, like, if you wanna experience all these crazy adventures and more, you gotta join our server. it’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever take in minecraft, trust me. come join us and let’s have some epic fun together!
First off, did you know that there’s a none zero chance that D.B Cooper and the Zodiac Killer were the same person? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? They both play on our server! So if you wanna team up with some of the most notorious criminals in history, then you gotta join us!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs instead of blowing up. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that!
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yeah, you heard me right! This chicken will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with you. Plus, it’s a great source of fried chicken if you ever get hungry while mining.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Let’s get this party started, baby!
| Overview |
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| A Classic 2014-2016 factions server, medieval themed, server version is gonna be 1.8.9, AND 0 PAY TO WIN, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PAY MONEY TO BE THE BEST PLAYER, YOU WILL HAVE TO WORK FOR IT. Spawners in shop at an expensive price. The gameplay will include Wither raiding, tnt for low budget raiding, Protection 4 armor for PVP, and notch Apples. We`re planning to launch it as soon as possible, 1 month at best. |
A: The server version is 1.8.9.
A: No, there is 0 pay to win on this server. Players will have to work for their progress.
A: Players can buy spawners at an expensive price, as well as other items for raiding and PVP.
A: Yes, promoters can earn a percentage for referring players who make purchases in the shop. More information can be found on the Discord server.
A: Players can reach out on the Discord server to provide feedback, ideas, or to volunteer as play testers to help balance the shop and gameplay.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of derpy llamas, or the joy of stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with nothing but potatoes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the title of Chicken Champion?
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of emotional distress. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – and probably will!