We got police rescuing 402 children from sex abuse allegations at Islamic welfare homes in Malaysia! Like, who even knew that was a thing in Minecraft, amirite? But hey, we like to keep things interesting and totally unpredictable here.
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
but don’t worry, this server is lit af! like, you can build whatever you want, and there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle monsters and stuff. oh, and did i mention there’s a pet unicorn you can ride around on? yasss queen!
so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have fun and not get caught up in any scandals. trust me, you won’t regret it!
Join us if you want to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of glitter blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a spontaneous tap dance routine.
Looking for a challenge? How about trying to survive in our “Cotton Candy Canyon” biome, where the ground is made of marshmallows and the trees are giant lollipops? Or take on our custom boss, the Disco Llama, who attacks with a barrage of disco balls and confetti cannons.
But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the “Unicorn Caves,” rumored to be guarded by a flock of sparkly pink sheep and a squad of ninja pandas. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this magical realm?
So come on over to “Two companies for poofters” and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!
Imagine building your dream castle while dodging texts from your dad’s ex-affair partner begging for your support. Or teaming up with her kids, who see you as their long-lost brother, to take down the ultimate villain – your cheating dad! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!
So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be an AHole like your dad – join us today!