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Pixelated Adventures SMP – The Thread

Adventures, Crafting, cross stitch, diy, embroidery, Fabric, hand sewing, long tail tags, needlepoint, needlework, PA thread, pixelated, quilting, Sewing, sewing machine, sewing patterns, sewing techniques, sewing tools, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, thread colors, thread spools

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting world domination and the pigs have formed their own government.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can befriend this majestic bird, you’ll have unlimited wealth for the rest of your days.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the infamous lava surfing competition. Strap on your fireproof suit and surf your way to victory on rivers of molten lava. Just be sure to watch out for the lava sharks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

#Textiles, Crafting, diy, embroidery, Fabric, Handmade, hobby, Minecraft, needlecraft, needlework, quilting, Roll Thread, Server, Sewing, sewing community, sewing machine, sewing project, sewing supplies, spool, Stitch, textile art, thread spool, ThreadCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Towns Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can show off your best dance moves to a crowd of zombie villagers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

Crafting, diy, embroidery, Fabric, Handmade, Minecraft, needle, needlework, Server, Sewing, sewing community, sewing kit, sewing machine, sewing pattern, sewing project, sewing supplies, sewing tutorial, spool, stitching, textile, Thread, thread art, ThreadCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3521
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6590	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. Legend has it that once a player entered, they were greeted by a talking chicken who guided them through a maze of lava pits and diamond mines. But beware, there are also flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

Once you survive the challenges, you will be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest mountains and deepest caves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful creatures in all of Minecraft, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that grants you invincibility and the ability to summon an army of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on the most joever Minecraft server out there!

CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

$13 billion, Auction, Citgo, CitgoCraft, corporate ownership, economic impact, financial assets, gasoline marketing, government ownership, international business, legal dispute, legal proceedings, loss of ownership, Minecraft, nationalization, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, ownership, Server, shares, U.S. federal court, Venezuela, venezuela economy

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

MeccaHeatwaveCraft

50C, current events, deaths, Exceed, extreme weather, Fatalities, hajj, heatwave, Islam, mecca, MeccaHeatwaveCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, News, pilgrimage, pilgrims, Religious, Saudi Arabia, Temperatures, Tragedy

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS

SurvivalSquadCraft

basic needs, belonging, Community, Connection, ENTITLEMENT, essential resources, Food, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, humans, INEQUALITY, Need, Privilege, relationships, social support, societal expectations, Survival, SurvivalSquadCraft, SURVIVE, Sustenance, Water, wellbeing

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Void Armor Forged:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Votes:	4781	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Towns Built:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

ai, Arise, Blood Test, Development, Diagnosis, Disease, early diagnosis, improve, method, Nature Communications, new, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsPreventer, prediction, Prevention, research, scientists, Slow, study, Symptoms, treatments

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	7533
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Edition, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup Pirates, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Spooky Club X-files, treasure planet, Vacation Edition, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Love Letters Sent:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

BF butt, Boyfriend, buttocks, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, funny, Garbage, humor, internet culture, jokes, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Random, Server, silly, social media, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

accidental transactions, aita, Communication, debit card, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, Fault, financial dispute, fortnite, game credits, gift card, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online purchases, parenting, payment, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, Venmo

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Farms Harvested:	977
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

aita, APPOINTMENTS, Birth, cervix, Cheating, DAUGHTER, delivery room, discomfort, ex, ExBabyMamaDrama, Experience, Labor, no contact, personal health, Pregnancy, questions, Robbing, Sperm donor, umbilical cord, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

acceptance, appealing, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural influences, CurvyCraft, Embrace, Individuality, Insecurities, judgment, physical appearance, physical traits, self esteem, self-conscious, Shape, societal norms, Unique Features, Women

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.

BlockbusterCraft

ad annoyance, ad blocker notifications, ad blockers, ad blocking software, ad interruptions, ad overload, adblocker, annoying ads, annoying pop ups, BlockBusterCraft, browser extensions, digital annoyances, Digital Marketing, internet ads, online advertising, online annoyances, online distractions, pop-up ads, technology frustrations, user experience, web browsing

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	953	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4166	Emeralds Found:	2023
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mines Excavated:	4259
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a pop up ad appears saying “Adblocker turned on.” like, what even is that? who turned on the adblocker? is it the creepers trying to sabotage your mining operation?

well, fear not, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky pop up ads. why? because we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at blocking ads. they’ll spit on any ad that dares to interrupt your gaming experience.

not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. this majestic creature lays diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling for your armor and tools.

oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. you’ll have to build bridges and use elytra to navigate between islands and avoid falling to your doom. it’s like a real-life parkour course, but with more explosions and less broken bones.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic, ad-free, diamond-filled, sky-high adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.