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””It’s Dead, Jim” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magic Items Found:	4397	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to Are Frayed Sew, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties every night. You never know what crazy shenanigans they’ll come up with next!

2. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually…potatoes! Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success in Are Frayed Sew.

3. We have a secret underground disco club where players can go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for the creepers who like to crash the party!

4. Our server has a legendary treasure hunt that leads players on a wild goose chase across the map. Rumor has it that the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato worth millions of potatoes.

5. The server’s founder is a mad scientist who conducts experiments on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you suddenly find yourself turned into a chicken or a pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join Are Frayed Sew today and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and potatoes galore!

The Spaghetti Minecraft SMP

artisan, collectible, Craft, creativity, design, edizione piccolissima, embroidery, exclusive, Handmade, il filo, ITA, Italian, limited edition, Minecraft, Passion, rare, Sewing, small edition, smp, Spaghetti, Special, Thread, Unique

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to the edizione piccolissima Minecraft SMP, where the grass is greener, the pigs fly, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained llamas ready to defuse any explosions before they reach you.

Our community is filled with quirky characters, like Steve the Sheep who is convinced he’s actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. And let’s not forget about Karen the Villager, who is always causing drama by stealing everyone’s emeralds to fund her llama fashion line.

So come on down to the edizione piccolissima Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash caused by a herd of rebellious pigs).

CraftyQuarantineSkills

baking, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyQuarantineSkills, DISCOVER, diy, drawing, Exercise, gardening, hobby, knitting, meditation, Music, Painting, photography, Quarantine, reading, Sewing, skill, Writing, yoga

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	205	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of skills and hobbies you never knew you had!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you explore the vast landscapes of our server, you may even encounter a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with giant marshmallows – talk about a sticky situation!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents while embarking on wild adventures that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew quarantine could be this much fun?

InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

alterations, baking, baking together, Boundaries, Chill, Communication, compromise, Deal, Expectations, family, Favors, Hemming, InLawCraft, inlaws, learning, quality time, relationships, Resentment, self-sufficiency, Sewing, teaching, thrifting, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Towns Built:	3	Enchantments Applied:	101
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

Pixelated Adventures SMP – The Thread

Adventures, Crafting, cross stitch, diy, embroidery, Fabric, hand sewing, long tail tags, needlepoint, needlework, PA thread, pixelated, quilting, Sewing, sewing machine, sewing patterns, sewing techniques, sewing tools, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, thread colors, thread spools

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting world domination and the pigs have formed their own government.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can befriend this majestic bird, you’ll have unlimited wealth for the rest of your days.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the infamous lava surfing competition. Strap on your fireproof suit and surf your way to victory on rivers of molten lava. Just be sure to watch out for the lava sharks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoSewNoProbMC

bodysuit, Comic Con, Communication, compromise, COSPLAY, cosplay costume, creativity, Disappointment, diy, Fabric, fallout jumpsuit, family, Handmade, last minute, Materials, Mother Daughter, NoSewNoProbMC, Outfit, Sewing, sewing project

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the cha-cha. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Jumpsuit Gang. Want to join their ranks? Just wear a glittery rainbow jumpsuit and you’re in! Who needs a boring old fallout jumpsuit when you can be a fabulous lizard lady instead?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud, in which case, this server isn’t for you).

Cel Thread Minecraft SMP

art project, Cel, cel thread, Crafts, Creative, Decorative, design, diy, embellishment, embroidery, fabric art, hand stitching, Handmade, hobby, Minecraft, needlecraft, needlepoint, needlework, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a pack of rabid chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the neighborhood! And that’s just the beginning of the wackiness you’ll encounter on our server.

Once, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake, and now they have to fend off hungry mobs trying to take a bite out of their walls. Another time, a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have the mountain come to life and start breakdancing with them.

But the best part? Our server has a secret underground disco club where players can let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for the creeper DJ – he’s been known to drop some explosive beats.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything – and we mean anything – to happen.

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

#Textiles, Crafting, diy, embroidery, Fabric, Handmade, hobby, Minecraft, needlecraft, needlework, quilting, Roll Thread, Server, Sewing, sewing community, sewing machine, sewing project, sewing supplies, spool, Stitch, textile art, thread spool, ThreadCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ores Mined:	802
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can show off your best dance moves to a crowd of zombie villagers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

CraftyHappinessMC

Crafty, CraftyHappinessMC, creative activities, creative expression, creative hobbies, emotional well being, feel better, getting creative, happier, Happiness, life satisfaction, mental health, mindfulness, Painting, PEERS, positive effects, self-care, Sewing, stress relief, study, well-being

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	9721
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can get CREATIVE and feel HAPPIER than ever before! Like seriously, dis study found dat doin creative stuff like sewing or painting can make u feel like a freakin ROCKSTAR in life. So why not join dis server and unleash ur inner PICASSO while building crazy cool stuff with ur homies? Trust me, u won’t regret it! Plus, who knows, maybe u’ll even find a magical unicorn in da game and ride off into da sunset together. So what are u waiting for? Join now and start living ur best crafty life!

CraftyCalmCrafts

Activity, calming, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyCalmCrafts, drawing, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, Painting, photography, reading, Relaxing, Sewing, stress relief, Therapeutic, Writing, yoga

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	160

Do you find yourself feeling zen while organizing your sock drawer? Well, imagine that feeling times a million when you join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is so calming, you’ll forget about all your real-life problems. Need to destress after a long day? Just hop on and start building your dream castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s cheaper than therapy and way more fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually enchanted by a magical unicorn, so you never know what kind of mystical adventures await you. Join now and let the relaxation begin!

Minecraft SMP: Codester’s Interference!

Bayley, Codester, Codesters, gunther, Interference, LA KWAB, liv, long tail tag, match, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ores Mined:	6034
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9690	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re tired of boring, predictable servers and want some spicy drama in your virtual life.

In our world, every match is like a WWE showdown, with interference left and right. Codester can’t mine in peace because Gunther keeps stealing his diamonds. Bayley’s crops are constantly being trampled by mysterious forces. Liv can’t even build a house without someone sabotaging her efforts. And don’t even get us started on LA KWAB – that guy is always causing trouble wherever he goes.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and alliances are constantly shifting, then this is the place for you. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might come in and interfere with your plans.

ReserveCraft Minecraft Server

check in, cussing, customer service, fat shaming, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hotel chain, hotel snack market, insulting, Minecraft, overreacting, physical appearance, Police, refund policy, RESERVATION, ReserveCraft, room type, rude guests, Server, SOLD OUT, trespassing, Yelling

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7159	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can kick out rude guests just like a boss? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any ugly, fat pieces of shit throwing snacks on the ground and insulting your physical appearance. Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner hotel manager and show those unruly players who’s boss. No king rooms here, only Queen rooms for the drama queens. Come join the fun and kick some virtual butt!

CancerCraftJustice

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cancer, CancerCraftJustice, Communication, consequences, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, gossip, grudges, healing, Honesty, Manipulation, rumor, Support, Sympathy, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1023	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further, because our server is filled with blocky fun and zero toxic friendships like the one between OP and Amelia! Join us and never worry about fake friends accusing your Minecraft boyfriend of ridiculous things ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, it can cure even the deadliest forms of in-game drama. So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

CraftyGreekWarriors

CraftyGreekWarriors, Defense, diplomatic crisis, foreign intelligence, geopolitical risk, greece, high alert, international relations, iran, Israeli interests, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Monitoring, national security, potential attack, Precaution, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

lol do u wanna join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own greek empire and protect it from crazy iranian attacks?? 😂😂 we got u covered with insane pvp battles and secret spy missions to keep u on ur toes! join now and be a part of the most intense virtual war between greece and iran! 💥🏛️🚀 #minecraftmadness #greecevsiran

DadBodCraft – Fragile Masculinity-Free Zone

DadBodCraft, Father Figures, Fatherhood, fathers, fragile, fragile masculinity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Masculinity, masculinity maintenance, masculinity norms, masculinity perception, masculinity research, masculinity studies, MasculinityFree, mental health, modern fatherhood, research, sexual depression, sexual esteem, societal expectations, traditional masculinity, Zone

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	33
Emeralds Found:	4535	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

come join dis wild minecraft server where we embrace all da dads out there! we got crazy levels of sexual esteem and sexual depression for all da fathers who join. forget about fragile masculinity, we believe in strong, manly dads who ain’t afraid to show their emotions. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and bonding over our daddy issues. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s show the world that dads rule the minecraft universe!

GameGrief Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Bed wars, build battle, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, GameGrief, Hunger Games, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sky Wars, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

The server owner «GameGrief» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, HOLY, holy boobers, internet humor, jokes, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Random, Ridiculous, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Potions Brewed:	67
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ores Mined:	1373

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Yes, you heard that right – boobers!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of magical cows with boobs instead of udders. They produce the most delicious milk in all of Minecraft land, perfect for making boob-tastic cheese and butter. But be careful, these cows are feisty and will only let you milk them if you can tell them a funny joke.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boober Castle, where the Queen Boober resides. She’s a fierce ruler with a heart of gold (and boobs of steel). If you can impress her with your building skills, she might just grant you access to the secret Boober Vault filled with rare treasures and enchanted boob armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of boobers like never before!

SMPjudoMaster – >Judo Shouldn’t Be About Strength… Minecraft SMP

agility, balance, Competition, Dedication, discipline, Endurance, flexibility, gtJudo, judo, Martial Arts, mental focus, Minecraft, perseverance, philosophy, Physical fitness, Respect, self defense, shouldnt, skill, smp, SMPjudoMaster, Sportsmanship, strength, Technique, Training

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where judo skills are the key to survival! Forget about strength, it’s all about those sweet judo moves in this crazy world. Join us if you want to take down creepers with a perfectly executed judo throw or outsmart skeletons with your ninja-like reflexes.

Our server is filled with hilarious challenges like judo tournaments where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. We also have a secret dojo hidden in the mountains where you can train with our resident judo master, Sensei Steve.

But beware, there’s a rumor that a group of evil players known as the Judo Bandits are roaming the server, challenging unsuspecting players to judo duels and stealing their loot. Will you be able to defeat them and become the ultimate judo champion?

So come join us and show off your judo skills in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs strength when you have judo?

StalkerCraft Minecraft Server

27, Coincidence, creepy, eerie, everywhere, following, Gaming, Haunting, Minecraft, Mysterious, number, Numbers, Observation, PERSISTENT, Playing, PRESENCE, Server, StalkerCraft, STALKING, superstition, Surveillance, video games, vidya

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	7668
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Items Found:	8302
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of that creepy number following you around in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and watch as that pesky number transforms into a friendly companion who helps you mine diamonds and fight off creepers! Rumor has it, if you befriend the number, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the number 27 guide you to victory!

Minecraft SMP: EgoCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4942	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because hidden within the depths of our world lies an anagram that contains the key to wealth! That’s right, if you can crack the code, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, emeralds, and all the riches you could ever dream of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to immortality. Legend has it that if you can befriend these mystical creatures, they will grant you eternal life and the ability to fly on their backs through the skies of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!