SewageCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SewageCraft: PhillyNYBoston

Boston, city infrastructure, climate change, climate crisis, coastal cities, coastal flooding, combined sewer systems, environmental impact, flooding risk, Floods, Infrastructure, new york, Older coastal US cities, Philadelphia, PhillyNYBoston, public health crisis, Sea Level Rise, Sewage, SewageCraft, Urban planning, wastewater management, water pollution

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

join our epic minecraft server and save philly, nyc and boston from being flooded with poop water! we need brave gamers to build massive sewage treatment plants and stop the impending doo-doo disaster. can you imagine fighting off hordes of zombie poop monsters? well, on our server, anything is possible! plus, you’ll get to ride giant poop-filled waves on your trusty poop surfboard. so come on, join us and be a hero in the battle against the stinky sea!

Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, judgment, Leggings, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, moms, Mother, parental control, personal choice, relationship dynamics, Respect, Self-expression, Server, Short Dress, teenage fashion

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Items Found:	4477	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Crops Grown:	9642
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mines Excavated:	4939	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Farms Harvested:	294
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	5181	Enchantments Applied:	83
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3182

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	69
Players Killed by Monsters:	7908	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

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Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Buildings Constructed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!