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TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

60s, adults over 60, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol use, alcohol-related deaths, deprivation, drinking habits, Edition, Frailty, health outcomes, health risks, health-related risk factors, high-risk drinking, increased deaths, low-risk drinking, moderate-risk drinking, mortality, mortality risk, older adults, older population, TipsyCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Towns Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Farms Harvested:	206

so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

ModernVanilla

accessible, Adventure, Community, Currency, Earn, EASY, Economy, fair trade, gameplay, grind, Minecraft, miner, ModernVanilla, Netherite Ingots, Netherite Scraps, purity, Server, Survival, Trade, trade system, Upgrade, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Welcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!

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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, Dark Horse, doubtful, doubtful success, far-fetched, he doesn’t stand a chance, Improbable, improbable success, improbable victory, long shot, low probability, Minecraft, NoobCrusher, not favored, not likely, Outsider, remote chance, Server, slim odds, slim possibility, Underdog, unlikely outcome, unlikely winner

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Potions Brewed:	188	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads

badass, badass group, Blockheads, group, Kek, KekCraft, smp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and claim your prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PillagedParents Minecraft Server

Accountability, anxiety treatment, boundary violation, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional support, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Honesty, medication management, medication security, medication theft, Minecraft, parental betrayal, PillagedParents, prescription medication, Server, substance abuse, surgery preparation, trust issues

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and mystery!

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who might be stealing your diamonds or blowing up your base. Will it be your mom, your dad, or even your own husband? The suspense is real!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of anti-anxiety potions to help you calm your nerves when things get too intense. Just make sure to keep them hidden from your sneaky family members!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and uncover the truth behind the missing items. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate detective in our Minecraft world!

PreggoRageCraft

AITAH, Apology, back pain, Cancer, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, emotional outburst, hysterectomy, infertility, medical history, office drama, PreggoRageCraft, pregnancy oversharing, pregnancy talk, pregnant coworker, rude behavior, sensitive topic, swollen feet, workplace tension, Yelling

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Farms Harvested:	686	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!

FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP

Communication, Companionship, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP, Honesty, humor, Kindness, long term, loyalty, Meaningful connections, mutual respect, Qualities, Reliability, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	175
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you value qualities like being able to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks, having epic battles with giant mutant chickens, and pranking your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs boring old friendships when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to wreak havoc with? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the insanity begin!

BedroomTreasureHideout

bedroom organization, bedroom storage, BedroomTreasureHideout, behind furniture, clever hiding spots, creative hiding places, hidden treasures, hiding in plain sight, hiding spots, home security, in a bookshelf, in a closet, in a jewelry box, in a shoebox, in a storage bin, inside a drawer, Secret Compartments, secret stash, under the bed, under the mattress, under the rug

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Looking for a place to hide your diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most seasoned players won’t be able to find. From hiding your loot under your bed to burying it deep underground, the possibilities are endless! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll never know who’s lurking around the corner trying to steal your precious items. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the thrill of the hunt on our server!

CraftyIranAttack Minecraft Server

Attack, Axios, Conflict, CraftyIranAttack, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, intelligence, international relations, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, large-scale, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Minister, Reports, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, US

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the craziest adventures waiting for you!

imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts attacking you! but don’t worry, because our server has specially trained ninja llamas that will come to your rescue and take out those pesky pigs in no time!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who will challenge you to a game of chess before letting you in.

plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we have players from all over the world, including a group of alien pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. it’s wild, man.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright hilarious adventures of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKremlin

border disputes, civilians, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, evacuation, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Territory, Towns, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	New Chunks Explored:	836332
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA BE LIKE “WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!” 180,000 PPL EVACUATIN’ CUZ THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE MADNESS. UKRAINE BE TAKIN’ OVER 28 TOWNS BUT WHO CARES WHEN U CAN BUILD UR OWN TOWN AND RULE DA WORLD IN DIS SERVER. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN, WE PROMISE NO EVACUATIONS…MAYBE.