we got so much fun stuff like giant flying pigs dat poop diamonds, and u can ride dem around like a boss. we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
but wait, there’s more! we have a magical potion shop where u can buy potions dat make u fly, turn invisible, or even make u do the chicken dance uncontrollably.
so forget about ur problems and join dis server now! who needs psychiatric medications when u have flying pigs and disco parties, amirite?
Come join Alinea, a Minecraft 1.21 SMP server that offers a Vanilla-like experience with added features that feel like they could have been in the base game. We provide a whitelist for added protection of your builds, custom enchantments, food skewers, proximity voice chat, and more. Our server focuses on a cooperative atmosphere, with no PvP unless all players consent. Join our Discord server to apply for the whitelist and start playing today!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Proximity Voice Chat | Use Simple Voice Chat to talk to your friends and neighbours in-game! |
| Food Skewers | Try out some of our new foods, including the beloved veggie skewers! |
| Extra Records | Sing along to the Ukrainian national anthem, or any of the other new discs in the game! |
| Unstable Enchantments | Try our unique unstable enchantments for a new enchanting experience. |
| Whitelist | All of your builds are safely protected behind a whitelist. |
Alinea is a cooperative server, so most things that do not actively ruin the experience for other players are permitted. You can check an updated summary of the rules on our website. Various settlements on the server might agree to some additional rules amongst themselves.
To get whitelisted, join our Discord server via discord.alinea.gg, and find your way to #whitelist-application to start an application. There will be a short interview process as well as a review of the rules.
Alinea has a custom expansion to the vanilla enchantment system. Combine two max-level vanilla enchanted books to create an unstable book of the next level. These books cannot be added to tools or equipment directly but must be polished by combining them with enchantment polish in an anvil. However, enchantment polish is extremely expensive.
Alinea has many custom enchantments that can be used without installing any modifications. These include Binding, Charged Silk Touch, Charged Unbreaking, Curse of Inexperience, Harvest, Hoover, Orb Booster, Planter, Quarry, Stone Grafting, Tree Feller, Tree Shaker, Vein Miner, Warranty, and more listed on our website.
Our server is like a virtual border wall, keeping out anyone who doesn’t belong. We have guards patrolling the borders 24/7 to make sure no one sneaks in and tries to bring their foreign ways into our pristine world.
Join us and help us build a virtual wall so high that not even the Ender Dragon could fly over it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!
Imagine this: you log onto our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers breakdance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wacky that even the mobs can’t help but bust a move!
But that’s not all – we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks? Go for it! How about building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? The sky’s the limit (literally) on our server.
And let’s not forget about our exclusive mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you pass around a flaming potato or “TNT Tag” where you try to avoid exploding into a million pieces. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the shenanigans begin!
we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, bro. u can build ur own castle and ride a dragon to battle zombies and creepers. and guess what? when u play on dis server, ur brain gets all happy and stuff, just liek magic!
we did a study and it shows dat dis server is better den any therapy out there for teens with depression and anxiety. so, if u wanna feel better and have a blast, join us now! ur brain will thank u, bro.
