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DEI Storie Teim Minecraft SMP

black queer woman, blackrock, CFO, Conspiracy, Consultants, DEI, DEI stories, Dinner, Director, female CEO, firing, grammar, Housing, husband, Minecraft, Ngo, niggers, racist, rapefugee, remote job, Safety, Severance, smp, spelling errors, staff meeting, storie, Teim, trump, wealthy white woman, white males

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Void Gems Collected:	31	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6978	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos! Imagine a world where the CEO is a poo, the CFO is afraid of white people, and correcting grammar is considered racist. We have consultants who are vegan, directors getting fired for not being black queer women, and a player who conspires their own firing just to get a fat severance check. With outrageous characters and insane stories like these, you won’t want to miss out on the fun! So come join us and experience the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever created!

FamilyFiascoCraft

Boundaries, career, cultural taboo, education, ENGAGEMENT, family, family dynamics, FamilyFiascoCraft, financial responsibility, Guilt, homelessness, Layoffs, MONEY, parents, PRESSURE, relationships, sacrifice, Severance, societal expectations, ungrateful, Wedding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crops Grown:	1165	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any guilt trips from entitled parents!

Join us and leave behind the pressure of financially supporting your entire family since you were practically a kid yourself. Say goodbye to being guilted into giving away your hard-earned diamonds and gold to ungrateful relatives who see you as nothing more than a walking ATM.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without the judgment of toxic family members. Build a castle, tame a dragon, or just dig a giant hole to bury all your family drama in – the choice is yours!

So come join us on our server and leave behind the real-life chaos for a world where the only drama is whether or not your creeper neighbor will blow up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with guilt-tripping parents and entitled siblings.

Bumblebee Memory Mix-Up

Animal Behavior, Bumblebee, bumblebees, cognitive abilities, cognitive processes, Constructive nature, Evidence, insect cognition, insects, learning mechanisms, Memories, Memory, memory conjunction, memory consolidation, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory recall, memory research, memory retention, memory studies, mixup, spontaneous

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

come join our minecraft server where bumblebees are the rulers and they make memory errors for fun! watch as they build epic structures out of honeycomb and pollen, all while trying to remember where they put their stash of nectar. it’s a wild ride full of buzzing and building, so hop on in and see if you can keep up with these forgetful insects. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the constructive nature of memories in insects. or you might just get stung. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Gone For Real Minecraft Server

Minecraft, real, Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the mystical diamond banana hidden somewhere in our server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the chaos you could create with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve been known to break out into spontaneous dance battles at any moment.

Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

Anime, catbox, Character, Entertainment, Expression, funny, HOLY, HOLY SHIT, humor, image, internet, japanese, maki, meme, Minecraft, Picture, reaction, Shit, Shocked, smp, social media, surprised, trending, viral

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, adulting, cleanliness standards, Communication Issues, friendship dilemma, household chores, lazy roommate, LazyCraft, messy apartment, Minecraft, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate expectations, roommate relationship, roommate troubles, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Farms Harvested:	950
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape messy roommate drama and live your best blocky life! Join us if you’re tired of living with a virtual teenager who can’t even pick up after themselves in the game. We promise you won’t have to remind anyone to pay their virtual rent or clean up their virtual messes.

On our server, you can be the master of your own virtual domain, keeping things clean and organized without any lazy roommates in sight. No more dealing with defensive players who think you’re the bad guy for asking them to do the bare minimum in the virtual world.

Join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream virtual home without the stress of living with a messy roommate who spends all day watching virtual Netflix or scrolling through virtual TikTok. It’s time to level up and leave the virtual drama behind. See you in the game!

BoomerBlockerZ

AITAH, awkward person, be careful, BoomerBlockerZ, DONT TALK TO STRANGERS, doubtful, following me, grocery store, hit on, MINOR, mutual friends, Not responding, older man, overreaction, Rude, Smile, Talking to strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE, walking away, weirdos

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Farms Harvested:	940
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Villages Defended:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

career advancement, continuous learning, education, Expertise, knowledge acquisition, learning, lifelong learning, Mastering, Mastery, Minecraft, personal growth, professional development, self education, self improvement, skill acquisition journey, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill-building, SkillCraft, Training, upskilling

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

air raids, airstrikes, Baddies, Blasting, Blockheads, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Politics, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, violence, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

End Times Baby Boom

baby, Bloodlines, boom, children, culture, demographics, end times, Evolution, Extinction, family, Future, generations, genetics, Humanity, Legacy, population decline, Procreation, Reproduction, society, speculation, theory, Times, tradition

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	2944	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Crafty Hormone Havoc

anxiety, Crafty, depression, endocrinology, Havoc, hormonal disorders, hormonal imbalance, hormone, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormones, mental health, mental illness, neurobiology, oxytocin, Psychiatry, Psychology, ptsd, research, stress response, study, Trauma, vasopressin

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Towns Built:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Buildings Constructed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	34
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3268

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.