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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7901 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5612 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?