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LandWarsMinecraftSMP

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Countries, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical strategy, global politics, imperialism, international relations, land disputes, LandWarsMinecraftSMP, Military conquest, modern warfare, nationalism, power struggle, resource control, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, territorial integrity, War Tactics

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Emeralds Found:	6398
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6263	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

#workout, body soreness, delayed onset muscle soreness, doms, Exercise, FITNESS, gain, gym soreness, muscle ache, muscle discomfort, muscle fatigue, muscle pain, muscle recovery, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tightness, Pain, physical activity, pleasant soreness, post-workout, sore muscles, SwoleCraft, workout soreness

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crops Grown:	3542
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

38 people killed, acknowledgment, air defense system, Azerbaijan Airlines, Chaos, Disaster, downed plane, Evasive, HIGH, international incident, investigation, Kazakhstan, KazakhstanCraft, Kremlin, plane crash, preliminary findings, reaction, Reuters, russia, Russian air defenses, SKY, sources, Tragedy

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	166	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4887
Crops Grown:	9747	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.

Epic Exploration X-Stream 1.20.6

1.20.6, Epic, Exploration, xstream

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Emeralds Found:	7105
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Hey you! Yeah, you with the blocky head! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Why join this server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant diamond castle where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of gold! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Oglebay Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Adventures, botanical gardens, Explore, family friendly, Golfing, History, holiday destination, Minecraft, nature trails, Oglebay, outdoor activities, Relaxation, resort, SightSeeing, smp, Spa, tourist attraction, travel, vacation, weekend getaway, West Virginia, Zoo

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more pranks than a pack of mischievous creepers, and more fun than a pig riding a chicken!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build the most epic bases, battle it out in intense PvP matches, and even participate in our legendary annual sheep shearing competition. Trust us, you’ve never seen sheep shearing like this before – it’s a cutthroat competition where only the wooliest survive!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold our top-secret meetings to discuss our plans for world domination. Will you join us in our quest for total Minecraft domination, or will you be left in the dust like a block of gravel?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, we’ve never been to oglebay.

RetroFilm SMP

cinematic masterpiece, classic film, controversial themes, critical examination, cultural evolution, cultural norms, ethical issues, film analysis, film criticism, film industry, historical context, iconic movie, modern perspective, moral dilemmas, outdated values, pop culture, RetroFilm, smp, social commentary, societal critique, societal standards, timeless classic

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	9768	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who can fly and grant you wishes. And the players are all secretly famous celebrities who just wanna play Minecraft in peace.

But wait, there’s more! The server has like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And if you find it, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil mobs. It’s like, soooooo cool.

And like, the spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and rainbows. And there’s a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on your enemies. It’s like, totally insane.

So yeah, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because it’s the most awesome server in the whole entire universe. Like, for realz.

JokeMistakeCraft

Behavior, Body language, character traits, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Interpretation, JOKE, JokeMistakeCraft, misunderstanding, Perception, Personality, reactions, reactions to humor, SELF AWARENESS, sense of humor, sense of self, sensitivity, social cues, Social Skills

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Buildings Constructed:	49
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks just for fun, players who ride around on pigs wearing top hats, and players who communicate only in meows. You never know what hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and offer exclusive quests for those brave enough to seek them out. So if you want to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now!

KoreanCraft: POW Edition

Asia, Capture, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Euromaidan Press, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, military capture, Military operations, News, north korean, political tensions, Pow, prisoners of war, Ukraine, ukrainians, War

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukrainians capturing North Korean POWs like it’s a freakin’ war zone! You gotta see it to believe it, fam. Our players are straight up savage, building bases and taking prisoners like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Brain Face Recognition Fun

Awareness, Brain, brain function, cognition, Cognitive science, face, faces, facial recognition, Fun, Human Behavior, Memory, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, recognition, research, study, subconscious, suppressed, uncanny ability, Unconscious, visual processing

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
New Chunks Explored:	185958	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join this one cuz our players have the brain power to recognize faces even when they’re suppressed! like, how crazy is that?? imagine playing with ppl who can see ur face even when u think u hiding it! join now for a mind-bending experience that will make u question everything u thought u knew about minecraft servers. come on, u know u wanna see what all the hype is about!