Players: |
97/600 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: |
1 |
Evil Twin Fights: |
5 |
Enchanted Armories Found: |
3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: |
5 |
Epic Battles Fought: |
20 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: |
15 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: |
6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: |
6 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: |
8 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: |
45 |
Infinity Stones Found: |
5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: |
40 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: |
2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
2 |
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so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!