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LOLcraft: The OG block buddy server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

> be me > trying to make friends in new Minecraft server > find a player who seems cool > chat with them for a bit > they seem interested in being friends > exchange usernames to add each other as friends > log on the next day excited to play with new friend > realize they blocked me > see them in-game running away from me > accuse them of betrayal > they claim they thought I was a creeper > they start a rumor that I’m actually a creeper in disguise > now everyone on the server is afraid of me > but hey, easy way to scare off griefers, right? Join our server now for hilarious shenanigans like this one!

MineCraftyMcServer: Where watching others play is more fun than playing yourself! #lolz #trendy #gamersunite

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Towns Built:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	New Chunks Explored:	555699
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Void Gems Collected:	14

Do you ever find yourself wanting to play Minecraft but just can’t be bothered to actually play? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where watching someone else play is virtually the same experience as playing yourself. Why waste time actually playing the game when you can sit back, relax, and let someone else do all the hard work for you?

Our server is so immersive that you’ll swear you’re the one mining those diamonds and slaying those creepers. Plus, our players are so skilled and entertaining that you won’t even miss playing yourself. Trust us, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players navigate through the world, build incredible structures, and survive the toughest challenges Minecraft has to offer.

So why waste your time actually playing Minecraft when you can join our server and watch the action unfold before your very eyes? It’s like watching a blockbuster movie, but with more pickaxes and exploding TNT. Join now for the best spectator experience of your life!

CraftyClocks

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Towns Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!

Join our server and become the ultimate blocky warrior, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and an iron pickaxe! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your luck in our exclusive lava parkour challenge – just make sure you bring some marshmallows for when you inevitably plummet to your fiery doom.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a secret underground disco party where villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. Rumor has it that even Herobrine himself makes an appearance, showing off his sick moves and dazzling players with his glowing eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – so strap on your diamond helmet and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

SisCraft: Chat & Play

American psycho, Bond, Character, Chat, Communication, comparison, Connection, Conversation, family, growth, Identity, Movie, patrick bateman, phone call, Play, recognition, Reflection, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, sharing, SisCraft, sister

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

> So, like, I was talking to my sister on the phone today, right? > And she’s all like, “OMG, I watched American Psycho and Patrick Bateman totally reminds me of you!” Can you believe it? I must be, like, a certified psychopath now or something! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner Patrick Bateman with our killer PvP battles and intense survival challenges. Because who doesn’t want to be compared to a fictional serial killer, am I right? Let’s make some heads roll… literally! #PsychoMinecraftMadness 😂🔪

SisConCraft: Imouto Goals MC

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further! Join our server where the only goal is to figure out what the heck was that lady’s malfunction!

Picture this: You log on to our server and are immediately thrown into a world filled with mystery and confusion. Everywhere you turn, you see signs that say “What was her malfunction?” But who is “her” and what was her malfunction? The only way to find out is to embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns.

But that’s not all! As you explore the server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures like mutated cows with laser eyes and exploding chickens. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with traps and puzzles that will test your wits and courage.

And if you manage to uncover the truth behind the mysterious lady’s malfunction, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and prizes that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyStepdad’s Fallout Funhouse: Where Gaming and Drama Collide!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of your stepdad freaking out over the Fallout TV show? Well, we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind. Build your own post-apocalyptic world where your stepdad can’t bother you with his soi-ing out! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will help you survive any fallout – real or imaginary. So come join us and say goodbye to stepdad’s Fallout TV show meltdowns!

GlitchCraft: Where Sarrs and SEAninjas can thrive… with a side of chaos and trolls 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

acceptance, belonging, Chaos, citizenship rights, coping, cultural exchange, discrimination, Diversity, GlitchCraft, Identity, immigration, integration, Japanese citizenship, MinecraftMadness, Multiculturalism, Nationality, racism, saars, Sarrs, SEAniggers, SEAninjas, Side, Social Issues, Stereotypes, student ID card, Thrive, tolerance, Trolls

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and experience the thrill of battling saars and SEAniggers who have somehow obtained Japanese citizenship with nothing but a student ID card.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging lava pits to taking on giant mobs, the fun never stops on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to conquer all the chaos and come out on top. See you in the game!

CraftyCactusCrusade server – where noobs become pros and creepers get trolled! #rosemi-sama

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	9350
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking cows! Our server is like a crazy circus meets a fantasy world, where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy and marshmallows? Easy peasy.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

CraftyLorez: Mix up lore & inconsistencies in your fave game on this quirky Minecraft server! #gamerlife #trendy #lolz

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4889	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers that lack excitement and creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where gravity is optional and you can ride on the back of a chicken as your trusty steed. Our server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft lore. Did you know that Steve is actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or that villagers are skilled in the art of interpretive dance?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Come join us for a Minecraft adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head in confusion all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hoot!

BlockyBlitzCraft: Trendy anti-semitism surge server – where every block tells a story! Live, laugh, mine! 🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Star Shards Collected:	170
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Are you tired of dealing with anti-Semitic trolls while trying to play Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their faith!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that celebrates diversity. You won’t have to worry about hateful comments or discrimination here – just good times and great friends.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered guardian angels who banish any trolls who dare to enter. So not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you’ll also have the peace of mind knowing that you’re protected by heavenly forces.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most inclusive and troll-free Minecraft server around!