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TexanCraft: Where creepers say ‘yeehaw’ and players ride pigs to victory!

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Yeehaw! Saddle up your horses and mosey on over to our wild west themed Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, partner. We’ve got more gold than a leprechaun’s pot of treasure and more TNT than a creeper convention.

But that ain’t all, folks! Our saloon is always rockin’ with the best hoedown tunes this side of the Mississippi. And don’t even get me started on our horse races – we’ve got the fastest stallions this side of the Rio Grande.

So grab your cowboy hat and lasso, ’cause on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And maybe the occasional stampede of zombie cows, but hey, that’s just part of the fun! So what are you waitin’ for? Saddle up and join the rootinest, tootinest Minecraft server in all of the Lone Star State!

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PixelPimps Minecraft Madness

CAR, coping, coping with, DIRTY, disgust, future husband, House, madness, manwhores, Men, Minecraft, PixelPimps, Pure, Reality, settling down, sex, Stacy, VIRGINITY, what do men want, Whores

Are you tired of dealing with manwhores and their dirty ways? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of reality as you build your dream world with no pesky Stacys in sight. Our server is a safe haven where your future husband’s virginity is secure, and you can focus on building the biggest house possible without worrying about boys being boys. Say goodbye to the chaos of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where men are pure and drama-free. Join us now and experience a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to craft the perfect diamond sword.

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Gender-EqualityGoneWrong

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? well, look no further cuz this server is the epitome of chaos and insanity.

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

oh, and did i mention the gender-equality paradox? yeah, we totally debunked that shiz. our research shows that gender equality is actually a myth created by the illuminati to distract us from the real issues, like why do cows moo at midnight?

so, if you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the ride of your life.

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Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones but with more enchantments and less dragons and wolves and more cubical houses and creepers.

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation.
Plugins	Dynmap McMMO Essentials GriefPrevention SilkSpawner CrazyEnchants

How to Join:

First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the ip and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in, a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!

Contacts:

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main)

– Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Pixel Boobs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where we encourage you to show off your wife’s tits for all to see! But wait, there’s more – not only can you flaunt your partner’s assets, but other players can rate them too! It’s like a virtual hot or not for pixelated boobies. Join us for a titillating time filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knew Minecraft could be so risqué? So come on, what are you waiting for? Show us what you’ve got (or what your wife’s got) and let the fun begin!

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HelpMeInThisMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the adventures are wilder than a herd of stampeding llamas!

Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, from building epic castles to starting your own OnlyFans empire with your in-game girlfriend (who may or may not be a white hello kitty obsessed with your pixelated peen).

We’ve got players who are willing to do whatever it takes to make a buck, even if it means pimping out their virtual partners for some sweet, sweet Minecraft diamonds. And hey, if you’re into rough stuff like drinking spit and dominating your fellow players, you’ll fit right in!

So come on down to our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just remember, no pegging allowed (unless you’re into that sort of thing)! Join now and let the chaos begin!

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MommaMinecraftServer

blended family, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, counseling conflict, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Therapy, Jealousy, late mom, marriage counseling, MommaMinecraftServer, parenting roles, relationship challenges, step-parenting, STEPDAUGHTER, trust building, unresolved issues, Voice recordings

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is more intense than a creeper explosion! 🤣

Looking for a server where you can navigate through stepfamily dynamics crazier than a herd of wild pigs? Look no further! Join us and witness the epic saga of a stepmom (36f) trying to navigate her role with her stepdaughter (14f) who prefers listening to voice recordings of her deceased mom over seeking comfort from her stepmom. 🤯

Experience the thrill of marriage counseling sessions where the husband (40m) accuses his wife of being jealous of voice recordings and the wife wonders if she’s the AH for not being closer to her stepdaughter. 😂

Join now for a chance to witness more drama than a soap opera and build your own virtual family that’s (hopefully) less dysfunctional than this one! 🤪💥 #MinecraftMadness

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KidzOnlyMineCraft

blended family, Boundaries, child care, children, co parenting, Communication, Community, custody, Divorce, ex husband, Expectations, family dynamics, financial support, involvement, KidzOnlyMineCraft, Marriage, parenting, personal boundaries, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

Are you tired of dealing with your ex-husband’s never-ending drama and constant requests for help with his growing brood of children? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from real-life co-parenting chaos and immerse yourself in a world where the only kids you have to worry about are the ones you build in-game.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build a new life for yourself, free from the demands of your ex and his ever-expanding family. No more back-to-school shopping for five kids, no more awkward interactions with his other children – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to being guilt-tripped into co-parenting someone else’s kids. Build your own virtual family and live your best blocky life without any unwanted responsibilities. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Join now and leave the co-parenting chaos behind!

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Skill4All Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, communication skills, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, digital literacy, education, emotional intelligence, essential skills, financial literacy, knowledge acquisition, leadership skills, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skill4All, smp, Time management, universal skills

Do you want to learn a skill that will make you the ultimate Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and learn the ancient art of Creeper whispering! Our seasoned players will teach you how to communicate with these explosive creatures and have them do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on the back of a Creeper, blowing up your enemies with style!

But that’s not all! We also offer classes in Enderman fashion design, where you can learn how to accessorize with those stylish purple blocks. And don’t forget our underwater basket weaving course, perfect for when you need to relax after a hard day of mining.

So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). See you there, fellow blockheads!

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AnonCraftSecrets

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Are you tired of being judged for your questionable Minecraft building skills? Do you have a secret obsession with creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies without fear of judgment! Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything goes, from building giant statues of your pet goldfish to recreating the entire Bee Movie script in block form. Trust us, you won’t find a more accepting and hilarious community anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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KyrgyzCraft: No Rubles Allowed!

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LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got more drama than Kyrgyzstan’s major bank suspending transfers via sanctioned Russian banks! We got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and making alliances with other players. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine is scared to show his face here!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s create some chaos together!

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BlockageCraft: The Heart Attack Edition

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join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.

we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show constipation who’s boss in the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust us, your heart will thank you for it!

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New Minecraft Servers

Interesting settling down Minecraft Servers

TexanCraft: Where creepers say ‘yeehaw’ and players ride pigs to victory!

PixelPimps Minecraft Madness

Gender-EqualityGoneWrong

Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones but with more enchantments and less dragons and wolves and more cubical houses and creepers.

Minecraft Server Overview:

How to Join:

Contacts:

Pixel Boobs Minecraft Server

HelpMeInThisMinecraftSMP

MommaMinecraftServer

KidzOnlyMineCraft

Skill4All Minecraft SMP

AnonCraftSecrets

KyrgyzCraft: No Rubles Allowed!

BlockageCraft: The Heart Attack Edition