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SettlerCraft: Sanctioned Ministers

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, international diplomacy, international relations, Israel, Israeli ministers, Israeli settlements, Middle East conflict, MINISTERS, peace talks, Politics, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions on Israel, settler violence, SettlerCraft, united states, US-Israel relations, White House, White House discussions

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

so, liek, this server is so lit that even the white house is talkin bout it! they wanna sanction israeli ministers cuz they cant handle the craziness happenin on this server! settler violence? more liek epic minecraft battles, amirite? join now to be part of the madness and show those ministers who’s boss! come build, fight, and conquer with us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on now before it’s too late!

FlaVR Craft Minecraft Server

ai generated art, AI wrangling, Brolime, Chocolate Chuubas, confusion, Craft, disco elysium, Divegrass, Donna, Drawing Edition, filian, FlaVR, FlaVR domination, FlaVR General, fvr, Handcam, idol corp, Kiki’s Thread., Kinolime, Korean Vtubers, Minecraft, NiiCola, Nyana, Panko, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Raimi, RE7, Saltea, Sawa, Server, Sorrin, Spambot, TeMP, Turok, Vtuber

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Magic Items Found:	3735

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will make you question if you’re even playing Minecraft anymore.

Last time on our server: a spambot tried to take over but was thwarted by our fearless OP, Kinolime streamed for an insane 8 hours straight, and Brolime pulled off a zatsu that will go down in Minecraft history. Oh, and did we mention the time Nyana was raided by Filian on Twitch and her stream literally died? Good times, good times.

But that’s not all – we’ve got Disco Elysium enthusiasts, handcam heroes, and even some Turok players thrown into the mix. And let’s not forget about our Phase Connect’s Pipkin Pippa VTuber company parody that has spiraled into a full-blown indie circle with AI-generated art. It’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality – mind blown, right?

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as wacky and wonderful as ours? We’ve got Korean Vtubers, chocolate chuubas, idol corps, and even Kiki’s thread for all your virtual entertainment needs. Plus, our current Jiggie is TBD, so you know things are about to get even crazier.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if Nyana’s stream is anything to go by). Let’s dominate the virtual world together, one block at a time. See you on the server!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

attractive, Beautiful, Bollywood, culture, Desi, Exotic, fashion, Girls, Gorgeous, hot, Indian, Indian beauty, indian girls, Minecraft, models, Palace, photoshoot, PIXEL, PRETTY, Server, Sexy, Stunning, Traditional, Women

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Come join our Minecraft server and team up with hot Indian girls who will help you dig for treasure while dancing to Bollywood music! Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist shaking their pixelated booties. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden temple, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical curry genie. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s spice up your Minecraft experience!

CousinCatCrisis Minecraft Server

anger, animal cruelty, Boundaries, cat lover, Communication, Confrontation, CousinCatCrisis, emotional distress, Empathy, family conflict, family drama, Grief, Guilt, Minecraft, nasty divorce, outside cat, perspective, pet death, pet ownership, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trauma

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9750	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build a world where your cat Buttons can roam freely without any crazy cousins trying to turn her into an outside cat!

Join us and create a virtual paradise for Buttons to frolic in, away from the clutches of evil family members. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a magical potion to bring Buttons back to life and seek revenge on those who wronged her!

So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild as you build a world where no harm can come to your beloved pets. And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between creepers and players!

WeddingCrasher404

#aml, adhd, AITAH, chemotherapy, childcare, children, Communication, compromise, emotional turmoil, family, Friends, Guilt, husband, leukaemia, medication, Recovery, Remission, Support, travel, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCrasher404

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1627
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start a conga line around you. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers are friendly. They’ll come up to you and offer to help build your house instead of blowing it up. Who knew creepers could be so considerate?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots. The possibilities are endless on our server!

SingleCraft Minecraft Server

fear of abandonment, fear of being vulnerable, fear of commitment, fear of failure, fear of getting hurt, fear of intimacy, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, high standards, lack of communication, lack of self-confidence, Loneliness, Minecraft, past heartbreak, self-sabotage, Server, SingleCraft, social anxiety, trust issues, unrealistic expectations, unresolved trauma, workaholic

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of being forever alone in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is here to change your love life (in-game, of course). Join us and find your perfect blocky match! Who knows, you might even meet your Minecraft soulmate while building a pixelated castle together. Say goodbye to being single and hello to endless possibilities on our server!

BlockBusterFlop

awful cinema, bad acting, BlockBusterFlop, cinematic disaster, cinematic failure, cinematic flop, cringe-worthy scenes, disappointing film, film flop, horrible movie, movie disappointment, movie disaster, movie letdown, movie regret, regretful viewing, terrible film, unwatchable movie, Waste of time, worst film ever, worst movie

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Animals Bred:	131	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of watching terrible movies and want to escape to a world where the only bad thing you’ll encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists (like that time a group of pigs started a rebellion against the chickens). Say goodbye to bad movies and hello to endless entertainment on our server – where the only thing worse than a bad movie is missing out on all the fun!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence agency, Black sea, cancel en-masse, cancelled trips, Conflict, Crimea, Crimea holidays, CrimeaCraft, eastern europe, Geopolitics, holiday plans, mass cancellation, Minecraft, russia, Russian tourists, SECURITY, Server, tourism, tourism industry, travel, Ukraine, Ukrainian military intelligence, vacation

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7461	Crops Grown:	3204
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Potions Brewed:	107	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Haha, forget about Crimea, come join our Minecraft server instead! Ukrainian military intelligence says it’s the hottest spot to be right now. Russian tourists are cancelling their holidays en-masse just to play on our server. Why, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! And our creepers are trained in ballet, so they explode in style. Plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties every night. So ditch the beach and come build with us! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

PompeoCraft: Nippon Steel Deal

ADVISORY, Business, Consulting, corporate strategy, Deal, Diplomacy, economic development, executive advisory, foreign affairs, global market, government relations, industrial sector, international relations, investment opportunity, Mike Pompeo, Nippon, Nippon Steel, political consulting, PompeoCraft, Steel, steel industry, strategic partnership, trade agreement, U.S. Steel deal

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7

so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft but also be a part of sum epic political drama? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got Mike Pompeo, yea, THE Mike Pompeo, advising on all da steel deals in da game. u can be part of da action, making alliances and backstabbing ur way to the top. join now for a wild ride of politics and steel in da virtual world. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame Pompeo.

GameOn Minecraft Server

attention seeking, communication problems, emotional disconnect, GameOn, gaming addiction, gender stereotypes, gf ignores me, gf is all over me, invested in a game, lack of intimacy, Minecraft, not playing games, playing games, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, scrolls tiktok, Server, sexual pressure, social media obsession, texts her friends all day, trying to get me to have sex, women behavior

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of your girlfriend ignoring you for TikTok and her friends? Do you just want to play games in peace without being bothered for sexy time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from clingy girlfriends! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with distractions. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more plentiful on our server because the Minecraft gods have blessed us with their favor. So come join us and leave the girlfriend drama behind!

SpanadaCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, climate, comparison, culture, Diversity, Economy, Europe, geography, History, international relations, Language, Lifestyle, Minecraft, North America, Politics, Server, Similarities, spain, SpanadaCraft, tourism, trade relations, travel, Western Europe

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the Spain of Minecraft – full of fiestas, flamenco dancing creepers, and endless tapas buffets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas through pixelated bull runs, build your own Sagrada Familia out of blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a flamenco dance-off. So come on down to our server and see why Spain is the Canada of Europe…or is it the other way around? Who cares, just join us for some crazy fun!