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Crafty Contractors

capacity, Contractors, Country, Crafty, fascist, government contracting, government services, Ideology, Israel, Jobs, nationalism, outsourcing, Politics, privatization, public sector, Religion, rightwingers, settler ideology, US government, White Man, zionist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	252	Alien Abductions:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality more than the US government’s hiring practices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the craziest conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

Join us and experience a world where the US government is run by Minecraft contractors who are more concerned with building pixelated structures than serving their country. Who needs patriotism when you can build a giant blocky statue of yourself instead?

And forget about pushing settler ideology, on our server, the only thing we’re pushing is the boundaries of what you thought was possible in Minecraft. Join us and discover a world where Israel is the real white man’s religion…or maybe not, because let’s be real, that’s just ridiculous.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and chaos, join our server today. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why the US government turned all its jobs into contractors…or you might just build a really cool castle. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

> switches operating systems Minecraft SMP

Communication, computer science, devices, disappearing act, Hardware, heard from again, IT, maintenance, Minecraft, mysterious disappearance, networking, never seen, Operating, Operating systems, smp, software, Support, switches, Systems, technical issues, Technology, Troubleshooting, what gives

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of switching operating systems! We promise you’ll have a blast as you navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, trying to survive the dangers of Windows, macOS, and Linux. Who knows, maybe you’ll even disappear into the digital abyss and become a legend among players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can conquer the ultimate operating system challenge!

LandWarsMinecraftSMP

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Countries, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical strategy, global politics, imperialism, international relations, land disputes, LandWarsMinecraftSMP, Military conquest, modern warfare, nationalism, power struggle, resource control, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, territorial integrity, War Tactics

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

#workout, body soreness, delayed onset muscle soreness, doms, Exercise, FITNESS, gain, gym soreness, muscle ache, muscle discomfort, muscle fatigue, muscle pain, muscle recovery, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tightness, Pain, physical activity, pleasant soreness, post-workout, sore muscles, SwoleCraft, workout soreness

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crops Grown:	3761	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

38 people killed, acknowledgment, air defense system, Azerbaijan Airlines, Chaos, Disaster, downed plane, Evasive, HIGH, international incident, investigation, Kazakhstan, KazakhstanCraft, Kremlin, plane crash, preliminary findings, reaction, Reuters, russia, Russian air defenses, SKY, sources, Tragedy

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6773
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7539	Treasure Maps Found:	6

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	174	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	70
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.

Epic Exploration X-Stream 1.20.6

1.20.6, Epic, Exploration, xstream

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Farms Harvested:	925
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Hey you! Yeah, you with the blocky head! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Why join this server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant diamond castle where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of gold! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Oglebay Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Adventures, botanical gardens, Explore, family friendly, Golfing, History, holiday destination, Minecraft, nature trails, Oglebay, outdoor activities, Relaxation, resort, SightSeeing, smp, Spa, tourist attraction, travel, vacation, weekend getaway, West Virginia, Zoo

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more pranks than a pack of mischievous creepers, and more fun than a pig riding a chicken!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build the most epic bases, battle it out in intense PvP matches, and even participate in our legendary annual sheep shearing competition. Trust us, you’ve never seen sheep shearing like this before – it’s a cutthroat competition where only the wooliest survive!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold our top-secret meetings to discuss our plans for world domination. Will you join us in our quest for total Minecraft domination, or will you be left in the dust like a block of gravel?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, we’ve never been to oglebay.

RetroFilm SMP

cinematic masterpiece, classic film, controversial themes, critical examination, cultural evolution, cultural norms, ethical issues, film analysis, film criticism, film industry, historical context, iconic movie, modern perspective, moral dilemmas, outdated values, pop culture, RetroFilm, smp, social commentary, societal critique, societal standards, timeless classic

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ores Mined:	2731
Secret Passages Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who can fly and grant you wishes. And the players are all secretly famous celebrities who just wanna play Minecraft in peace.

But wait, there’s more! The server has like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And if you find it, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil mobs. It’s like, soooooo cool.

And like, the spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and rainbows. And there’s a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on your enemies. It’s like, totally insane.

So yeah, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because it’s the most awesome server in the whole entire universe. Like, for realz.

JokeMistakeCraft

Behavior, Body language, character traits, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Interpretation, JOKE, JokeMistakeCraft, misunderstanding, Perception, Personality, reactions, reactions to humor, SELF AWARENESS, sense of humor, sense of self, sensitivity, social cues, Social Skills

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks just for fun, players who ride around on pigs wearing top hats, and players who communicate only in meows. You never know what hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and offer exclusive quests for those brave enough to seek them out. So if you want to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now!

KoreanCraft: POW Edition

Asia, Capture, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Euromaidan Press, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, military capture, Military operations, News, north korean, political tensions, Pow, prisoners of war, Ukraine, ukrainians, War

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukrainians capturing North Korean POWs like it’s a freakin’ war zone! You gotta see it to believe it, fam. Our players are straight up savage, building bases and taking prisoners like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!