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CraftyCoast Minecraft Server
administration, biden, contract demands, CraftyCoast, democrats, East Coast, East Coast Democrats, economic havoc, election, ILA, ILA strike, longshore strike, Minecraft, port workers, railroad strike, Server, SETTLEMENT, shipping companies, strike, strike strategy, union, union demandsLooking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Biden’s decision-making process? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Biden himself would struggle to keep up. Join us and experience the thrill of negotiating with shipping companies, finalizing contract demands, and strategizing strikes like a pro. Who needs politics when you can be a part of this epic drama? Join now and see if you can handle the madness! -
Crazy Crescenta: The Semi-Vanilla Roleplay Nation! Bluemap Edition!
3D map, age 13+, Biomes, Bluemap, Colonization, crazy, Crescenta, Custom terrain, Diplomacy, Discord, dynamic, Edition, Exploration, Features, generation, java, nation, Nations, Roleplay, Semivanilla, SETTLEMENT, smp, Towny, Version 1.21., voice chat, WarCrescenta Minecraft Server Overview:
Server IP crescenta.org Server Version 1.21 Java Discord Link https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ Welcome to Crescenta, the unique Nations/SMP, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!
Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!
Here’s some of our features:
- Long lasting worlds! Our strategies allow for there to be endless new content for both old and new players alike!
- Custom world generation with server-side packs!
- Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap
- Proximity Voice Chat for in-game communication
- Balancing tweaks to keep the economy stable
- Various flavor plugins like Brewery, Auction House, GSit, armor trims, and more
We just had a world reset, join us in Dorado! We can’t wait to see you here!
Note: We request players to be 13 years or older due to our community Discord policy.
FAQs:
Question Answer Is PvP allowed on the server? Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas and situations. Are there any banned items? Yes, we have a list of banned items to maintain gameplay balance. How do I join a town or nation? You can join a town by contacting the town leaders or using our in-game systems. Is there a resource scarcity on the server? We have balancing tweaks to prevent resource scarcity and keep the economy stable. -
U-Topia
U-Topia is your medieval MMORPG server. Build your own settlement, learn professions, earn money and complete quests.
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Townscraft: Vanilla Minecraft with a Side of Server Drama and Spilled Milk, now Serving Java 1.21 for 4+ Years!
bonds, Builder, Cityscapes, Drama, Drama-free, dynamic, Engaging, Explorer, Farms, floating islands, FRIENDSHIPS, Houses, imagination, java, landscapes, milk, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nomad, Player-honored system, PvP, quirky, redstoner, Server, serving, SETTLEMENT, Shops, Side, smp, SPILLED, Steampunk, Survival, Townscraft, Vanilla, vibrant, YearsServer Name Townscraft Server Type Survival Multiplayer (SMP) Community Size Vibrant and welcoming Features Vanilla experience, town-building, community events Season Duration Long seasons with stability Application Join Discord community to apply FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
1. How can I join the server?
To join the Townscraft server, you need to apply through their Discord community. Read the rules and submit your application there.
2. What is the server type?
Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a focus on town-building and community events.
3. What is the community like?
The community on Townscraft is described as tight-knit, welcoming, and drama-free. Players are encouraged to form bonds and friendships.
4. Are there any plugins on the server?
The server aims to maintain a vanilla experience with no towny or claims plugins. Exceptions include one player sleep and other minor adjustments.
5. How long do the server seasons last?
Townscraft boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, and the second lasted 30 months.
6. Are there community events?
Yes, Townscraft hosts community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, and gift exchanges. These events are open for all players to participate in and have fun.
7. How secure is the server?
Townscraft ensures a safe and secure environment for players with robust backups and protection measures against theft or griefing. Dedicated staff are available to resolve any issues promptly.
8. Can I play solo on the server?
Absolutely! Players can choose to join existing towns, create their own settlements, or embark on solo adventures as nomads. Townscraft offers a dynamic experience for all types of players.
9. What kind of player is welcome on Townscraft?
All types of players are welcome on Townscraft, whether you are a Builder, Redstoner, PvP/Explorer, or even a new player looking to get started. The server encourages creativity and collaboration among its players.
10. How do I get more information about Townscraft?
For more information about Townscraft, you can visit their Discord server, view the rules document, check out the photo gallery, or watch the video trailer to get a better sense of the server’s atmosphere and activities.
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RelaxCraft: Semi-Spicy Vanilla, now with extra sprinkles! Version 1.21
000 border, 000 x 20, 20, Adventure, Community, Development, Dynmap, Economy, EXTRA, Friendly, Fun, multiplayer, Plugins, Quality, RelaxCraft, room for multiple, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, Server Information, SETTLEMENT, smp, sprinkles, Survival, Teleporting, Transportation, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Version, village transportRelax Craft Minecraft Server
Server Type Semi-vanilla SMP World Border 20,000 x 20,000 Features Economy, Random Teleporting, VeinMiner, Easy Villager Transportation, Dynmap Website RelaxedCrafted.com FAQ
Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?
A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?
A: We recommend using only approved mods to ensure fair gameplay for all players.
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Simply input the server IP address into your Minecraft client and connect to the server.
Q: Are there any rules on the server?
A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and inclusive community. Please refer to the server website for the full list of rules.
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Townscraft: Where the towns are real, but the drama is virtual! Season 3 starting soon!
camaraderie, Drama, dynamic, Engaging, Explorer, floating islands, imagination, map art, mini game, multiplayer, Natural, Nomad, Player-honored system, PvP, real, redstoner, Season, SETTLEMENT, smp, Starting, Steampunk, Survival, tight-knit, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, vibrant, virtualTownscraft Minecraft Server Townscraft Minecraft Server
Overview
Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Join a vibrant community where towns are more than clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Explore bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, and more. Join an existing town or forge your own settlement from scratch. With endless possibilities, Townscraft offers a dynamic and engaging experience for every player.
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In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a focus on town-building and community events. We promote a vanilla player-honored system, tight-knit community, and various types of players welcome. Experience the vanilla Minecraft feel with added community events and a secure, thriving environment. Join us for a unique and engaging gameplay experience.
View the Discord to start your adventure!
FAQ
Question Answer Is the server whitelisted? Yes, it is a whitelisted server. Are there town-building elements? Yes, players can join existing towns or create their own settlements. Is griefing allowed? No, the server has measures in place to prevent theft and griefing. What types of players are welcome? All types of players including Builders, Redstoners, PvP/Explorers, and newcomers are welcome. Do you have community events? Yes, there are occasional community-hosted events for players to participate in. -
Call the Crafty Cows! Townscraft: Where You Can Build, Chill, and Moo-ve In! Season 3 Starts Now!
bonds, BUILD, Call, camaraderie, Chill, Cityscapes, Cows, Crafty, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Events, Exploration, Farms, floating islands, FRIENDSHIPS, Houses, imagination, MOOve, multiplayer, Nomad, Season, SETTLEMENT, Shops, smp, starts.., Steampunk, Survival, TownscraftTownscraft Overview
Server Type Survival Multiplayer Unique Features Diverse town-building opportunities, tight-knit community, vanilla experience Season Length Varies, with previous seasons lasting up to 30 months FAQ
Question Answer Is the server whitelisted? Yes, it is a whitelisted SMP. Are there towny or claims plugins? No, the server does not have towny or claims plugins. What types of players are welcome? All types of players, including builders, redstoners, PvP/explorers, and new players looking to get started. Is griefing allowed? No, the server has protections in place to prevent theft and griefing. How can I join the server? Join the Discord community to start planning your town and become part of the Townscraft family. -
MtGox49 Minecraft Server
$49.87, 0.003 BTC, 49, BANKRUPTCY, Bitcoin, Claims, compensation, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, exchange, Financial, fraud, lawsuit, legal action, Minecraft, Mt Gox, MtGox49, paid, reimbursement, restitution, scam, Server, SETTLEMENTAre you tired of getting ripped off by shady virtual currency exchanges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can trade your diamonds for emeralds without fear of being scammed!Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, complete with castles, farms, and even a secret underground lair where you can hoard all your precious loot.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to shady exchanges and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our Minecraft server!
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CraftyBoeingFraud
Accountability, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), boeing, corporate misconduct, Corruption, court case, CraftyBoeingFraud, defrauding, Ethics, Guilty, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, plea deal, punishment, regulatory compliance, scandal, SETTLEMENT, US regulators, victims’ familiesso like, this server is like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell ya a little story. one time, a player built a roller coaster so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. and get this, the villagers actually started a revolution against the oppressive iron golems. it was chaos, but in a totally awesome way.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of diamonds and enchanted golden apples? yeah, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in pixel form.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will make even Herobrine jealous. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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SquadGoals Minecraft Server
Accountability, banana industry, chiquita, civil case, colombia, compensation, corporate responsibility, death squad victims, families, financial restitution, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal activities, Justice, lawsuit, legal proceedings, millions, Minecraft, ordered to pay, paramilitary groups, Server, SETTLEMENT, south america, SquadGoalsLol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎
Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹
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Noodleshooters: The Pasta Adventure – 1.21 Vanilla Minecraft Fun!
admins, Adventure, application, border, Community, Economy, Environment, Expansion, Friendly, Fun, hermitcraft, Launch, Minecraft, multiplayer, Noodleshooters, Owners, pasta, Permit, Safe, Season, Server, SETTLEMENT, Shops, smp, spawntown, VanillaNoodlecraft Season 2 Server Overview:
Description Welcome to Noodlecraft season 2! This server has a history of previous seasons and is now looking to expand with new friendly faces. The season will focus on creating settlements, a spawntown, shops, and other community builds. Farming is encouraged with a permit system in place to maintain a balanced economy. The server is planned to launch between 28-30.6.2024. Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):
Question Answer Can I join the server? Yes, you can join by submitting an application through the provided link: Application Form What is the focus of this season? This season will focus on creating settlements, a spawntown, shops, and other community builds. Farming is encouraged with a permit system in place to maintain a balanced economy. When is the server launching? The server is planned to launch between 28-30.6.2024. Exact day to be announced. Are there any rules in place? Yes, to ensure a safe and friendly environment, there are rules that all players must adhere to. These rules will be shared upon joining the server. -
CarCrashConvo
aita, anxiety disorder, Avoiding, car accident, CarCrashConvo, close friends, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional distress, financial responsibility, financial situation, friendship, hurt feelings, insurance, payment, police involvement, resolution, roommate, SETTLEMENT, UpsetAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes everything too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I accidentally rode a pig off a cliff while trying to impress a group of chickens. Trust me, it was clucking hilarious!
Forget about boring old insurance claims and police reports, on our server, we settle things with a good old-fashioned dance-off. That’s right, break out your best moves and show your roommate who’s boss! Just make sure to bring your own soap and toilet paper because things can get messy on the dance floor.
And don’t worry about making mistakes, we’ve all been there. Like the time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pool of lava. Oops! But hey, it’s all part of the fun on our server.
So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs insurance when you have a bunch of pixelated friends to laugh with? Let’s make some unforgettable memories together, one block at a time!
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PettyDivorceWars Minecraft Server
arguments, assets, belongings, bitter, Court, custody, disputes, Divorce, emotions, Fights, Lawyers, Legal, Marriage, materialistic, Minecraft, MONEY, Petty, PettyDivorceWars, possessions, separation, Server, SETTLEMENT, trivialLooking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is filled with divorcing players fighting over the most ridiculous things, like who gets custody of the pixelated dog or who gets to keep the virtual diamond sword. Join us for some juicy drama and chaotic fun as we navigate through the wild world of pixelated breakups. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and witness the pettiest divorce battles in Minecraft history! -
Aberrant: where even the pigs have drama and the sheep gossip!
Aberrant, art, borders, Campanion, chorus, Conflict, Contests, Croptopia, Discord, Drama, emotes, Giveaways, gossip, Gunpowder Currency, Lore, Origin, outcast, Pigs, Roleplay, Roster, SETTLEMENT, Sheep, story events, Talbot, Vanilla, WikiAberrant SMP Overview
Features – Roleplay and lore-focused Origins server – Vanilla-flavored modlist including The Origins mod, Croptopia, Gunpowder Currency, and more – Monthly Giveaways and Contests – Themed monthly updates and player-decided votes for new origins – Server-wide story events – Cosmetic donator ranks – 29+ well-balanced origins with new ones added monthly – Open wiki with world lore – Custom Emotes and Server Art FAQ
Question Answer What is Aberrant SMP? Aberrant SMP is a Season One roleplay and lore-focused Minecraft server with a vanilla-flavored modlist and a lovely community. What mods are included in the modlist? The modlist includes The Origins mod, Croptopia, Gunpowder Currency, Campanion, and many more vanilla-flavored mods. Are there giveaways and contests? Yes, there are monthly giveaways and contests for players to participate in. How many origins are available? There are 29+ well-balanced origins available, with new ones being added through voting pools every month. Is there a wiki with world lore? Yes, there is an open wiki full of characters and world lore that is available to all server members. How can I join Aberrant SMP? To join Aberrant SMP, join their Discord server and get whitelisted to start your adventure in the growing world. -
NafrisNotRealAfricans Minecraft: Where the real Africans are creepers and the nafris are just lost in the mines
Africans, belonging, Berbers, Colonization, CREEPERS, culture, discrimination, ethnicity, exclusion, heritage, History, Identity, indigenous, Land, Lost, Migration, Minecraft, Mines, nafris, NafrisNotRealAfricans, North Africa, prejudice, racism, real, real Africans, SETTLEMENTAre you tired of being called a “nafris” by Africans who think they own the land? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can show them who the real rulers of North Africa are – the Berbers! We were the first to settle this land, so it’s time to reclaim what’s rightfully ours. Build your own Berber empire, conquer your enemies, and show those Africans who’s boss. Join us now and let’s show them what real African power looks like! -
SpeedySteeds
antique transportation, braking systems, downhill, historical methods, historical transportation, horse carts, horse-drawn carriage, horse-drawn carriages, horse-drawn carts, horse-drawn equipment, horse-drawn transport, horse-drawn vehicles, horse-drawn vehicles technology, horse-drawn wagons, speed control, SpeedySteeds, transportation history, vintage technology, vintage transportationLOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE RIDING A HORSE CART DOWNHILL BUT WITHOUT THE BRAKES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FEEL THE RUSH OF SPEED AND DANGER! WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “DODGE THE CREEPER” AND “SHEEP RODEO” WHERE YOU GOTTA WRANGLE THOSE WOOLY BEASTS! PLUS, OUR ADMIN ONCE TAMED A WILD ENDER DRAGON WITH NOTHING BUT A FISHING ROD AND A CARROT! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE WACKY WONDERS OF OUR SERVER! -
SnowballCraft: Glacial Evolution
Earth period, environmental conditions, environmental study, equator, equator study, Evolution, evolution of multicellularity, evolution study, EXTREME, Extreme conditions, extreme environmental conditions, Glacial, glaciers, glaciers study, multicellularity, Poles, poles study, snowball earth, Snowball Earth period, SnowballCraft, studyyo, dis server be lit like a firework show on new year’s eve! we got crazier evolution than a pokemon game on steroids. imagine surviving in a world where glaciers be chillin’ from da poles to da equator, like damn! join us and see if you got what it takes to evolve like a boss in dis icy wonderland. we got challenges dat will make ya sweat icicles and build skills dat will make ya stronger than a diamond sword. so come on, join us and let’s see if you can handle the heat… or should i say, the cold! -
Magetown Network
{Bedrock IP}, Activemoderators, Builders, camaraderie, Challenges, Chest Shops, community-driven model, creativity, crossplay, dangerous creatures, Donations, enchanting landscapes, epic challenges, epic quests, Griefing, HACKING, hidden treasures, Magetown Network, Magic, magnificent structures, Minecraft, Moderators, Network, power of magic, stable performance, STREAMS, Survival, Vibrant CommunityLooking for a thrilling survival Minecraft experience? Join the Magetown Network, where magic, challenges, and camaraderie await!- Explore enchanting landscapes and discover hidden treasures.Face epic challenges and conquer dangerous creatures.Build magnificent structures and unleash your creativity.Harness the power of magic and embark on epic quests.Engage with a vibrant community of like-minded players.
Features:
- Easy to create chest shopsA small but consistent communityVery stable performanceNo pay to win (no webstore)No game-breaking changesClaimsActive moderator teamNew game modes planned in the very near futureCommunity-driven modelPowered by donationsRegular streams of the serverEasy-to-contact moderator team in the event of griefing or hacking
Join us now and immerse yourself in the captivating world of the Magetown Network. Unleash your inner adventurer and let the magic unfold!
We are looking for builders and moderators! If you are interested, please submit a ticket @ https://magetown.uk/support with examples of your builds. You must be over 13 to apply.
Server IP: play.magetown.uk 1.7.x-1.21, crossplay supported
Bedrock IP: play.magetown.uk Port: 19132
Website (and forums): [b][b]https://magetown.uk/[/b][/b]
Discord: [b][b]https://magetown.uk/discord[/b][/b]
Come and claim your place on the Magetown Network today!
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EcoVille: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs in the Economy Game!
[player based economy], Dynamic economy, Economic prosperity, Economy, EcoVille, endless possibilities, entrepreneur, Farmer, fortune, Game, Government, Land, Minecraft, Minecraft Economy Adventure, miner, MVPS, player interactions, Political Scene, real, Server, smp, Tycoon, Valoria, villagers, virtual wealthEcoVille Minecraft Server Overview
Features Description Choose Your Path Mine rare ores, cultivate crops, or craft unique items to suit your playstyle. Be Your Own Boss Open your own store, trade goods, set prices, and build your business from the ground up. Claim Your Territory Buy, sell, and rent properties to create your dream world. Join the Government Participate in the political scene, run for office, and shape the policies of the server. Economic Prosperity Earn money, invest wisely, and watch your fortune grow in a dynamic player-driven economy. FAQ
Is EcoVille currently in beta?
Yes, the server is in beta so some features may be broken.
What type of jobs can I do on EcoVille?
You can be a miner, farmer, entrepreneur, or even open your own store.
Can I buy and sell properties on the server?
Yes, you can buy, sell, and rent properties to create your dream world.
How can I join the government on EcoVille?
You can participate in the political scene, run for office, and help shape server policies.
Is there a Discord server for EcoVille?
Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/E5nHtyrpma.
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TrekCraft Minecraft Server
Adventure, backpacking, camping, Coming Home edition, Expedition, Exploration, Hiking, hiking trip, Journey, long distance trek, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, Outdoor Adventure, outdoors, return journey, Server, Trail, travel, Trek, TrekCraft, Trekking, Wanderlust, WildernessAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in your computer and everyone’s invited!Join us on our “Coming Home edition” server where you can build your dream home, complete with a pet unicorn and a hot tub full of diamonds. But wait, there’s more!
We have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies (yes, you heard that right, UNLIMITED COOKIES).
But that’s not all! Our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will ensure that griefers and trolls are swiftly dealt with using their special powers of banishment.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our “Coming Home edition” server and let the adventure begin!
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CompliCraft Minecraft Server
best compliment, CompliCraft, Minecraft, positive feedback, Server, unexpected accolade, unexpected acknowledgment, unexpected admiration, unexpected appreciation, unexpected approval, unexpected boost, unexpected compliment, unexpected confidence boost, unexpected ego boost, unexpected flattery, unexpected kindness, unexpected kudos, unexpected morale, unexpected pat on the back, unexpected praise, unexpected recognition, unexpected self-esteem boost, unexpected wordsAre you tired of boring old compliments like “nice hair” or “cool shirt”? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive compliments like “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world” or “Your block-placing abilities are truly legendary”. Join us and prepare to be showered with the most unexpected and outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard! Who knows, you might even get complimented on your ability to tame virtual llamas or your impeccable sense of fashion in blocky armor. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the wackiest and most compliment-filled Minecraft server out there! -
MineLove: SexCraft!
Commitment, Communication, compatibility, desire, emotional connection, importance of sex, Intimacy, love, MineLove, Passion, physical connection, relationship dynamics, relationship longevity, relationship satisfaction, romance, romantic relationships, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, TrustAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and maybe even a little bit of love in the air. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate here! So why wait? Join now and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed! -
BlockyMurderMystery
BlockyMurderMystery, chilling, confession, crime, criminal, dismemberment, disposal, Homicide, investigation, Justice, Kenyan police, law enforcement, murder, Shocking.., strangulation, Suspected serial killer, Victim, violence, Wife, WomenLOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS SUSPECTED SERIAL KILLER’S WIFE! WE PROMISE NO MURDER HERE, JUST FUN AND GAMES! BUILD A HOUSE, MINE FOR DIAMONDS, AND MAYBE EVEN FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR FILLED WITH CREEPY CRAWLIES! WHO NEEDS A WIFE WHEN YOU HAVE A BLOCKY PARADISE TO EXPLORE? JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE LONGER THAN THIS GUY’S RELATIONSHIP!