Settle4Blocks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

CraftyChinaEconMess

authoritarian regime, Censorship, China, Chinese economy, CraftyChinaEconMess, cultural criticism, digital censorship, economic downturn, economic malaise, Economy, freedom of speech, garbage time of history, government control, information control, internet, online expression, political suppression, Propaganda, social commentary, social media, viral phrase

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground society of pandas who control the economy! that’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, our currency is bamboo!

we also have a special event every week where players have to navigate through a maze filled with angry chickens throwing eggs at you. if you make it to the end, you get a special prize of a golden carrot that gives you super speed for 10 minutes.

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who only speaks in memes? he’s always trying to sell you cursed items like a pickaxe that turns all blocks into obsidian or a potion that makes you dance uncontrollably for an hour.

so come join us on our wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and the pandas, they’re pretty strict about the bamboo).

DroughtCraft2022

#sustainability, Advanced technology, Agricultural Technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, climate change, climate forecasting, data analysis, disaster prevention, drought prediction, DroughtCraft2022, early warning system, Environmental Science, future trends, innovative solutions, long-term planning, machine learning, meteorology, predictive analytics, water conservation, weather forecasting

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	680778
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so, like, this server is like totally amazin’ cuz we got this AI that can predict droughts a whole year before they even happen. like, how crazy is that? you can be walkin’ around in your pixelated world and suddenly get a message from the AI sayin’ “yo, better start stockin’ up on water cuz a drought is comin’ next year.” it’s like havin’ a super smart weatherman in your pocket, but way cooler cuz it’s in Minecraft. so come join the server and never worry about runnin’ out of water again. plus, the AI sometimes predicts zombie apocalypses too, so you gotta be prepared for that. ain’t no other server out there like this one, so come join the fun and see what crazy predictions the AI has in store for you!

GoodTutorials Server

20 slots, GoodTutorials, java edition, latest release, Minecraft, Normal world., ONLINE, Server, Spawn area, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

My Minecraft Server! (uses no mods/plugins) just a normal survival world + a spawn area. 20 slots!Java Edition Server! (Latest Release)join if you wantONLY ONLINE WHEN IM ONLINE

GoodTutorials.feathermc.gg

SlimCraft Minecraft Server

Caffeine, calorie intake, daily walks, diet, drinking coffee, drinking water, eating less, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, hydration, lifestyle changes, Minecraft, not smoking, nutrition, physical activity, quitting smoking, Server, SlimCraft, Walking, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers that only offer the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?

GoatShitCraft Minecraft Server

baby, BIZARRE, diaper, Disgusting, Disturbing, Floor, Goat, GoatShitCraft, gross, leaking, Minecraft, MONEY, odd, pisses, Screen, Server, shits, Shocking.., strange, UNUSUAL, watch, weird, Yellow

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos never stops! Within the first 10 minutes of joining, you might just witness a goat taking a massive dump right on the floor. But wait, there’s more! We have babies who have a knack for peeing themselves on screen, with their yellow pee leaking out of their diapers for all to see. And believe it or not, people actually pay money to watch this madness unfold. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and downright ridiculous moments, then this is the place for you! Join us now and prepare to be entertained in the most bizarre ways possible.

CampCraftCounselorCringe

Animals, attitude, AUTHORITY, Behavior, Beliefs, camp counselor, CampCraftCounselorCringe, correcting, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, impolite, Incorrect, learning experience, mollusks, octopus, parenting, reprimanding, sea creatures, summer camp, Support

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Crops Grown:	8306
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where correctness is key and knowledge is power! Join us for a wild adventure filled with octopus debates and mollusk facts. Our camp counselors are experts in marine biology and will never steer you wrong… unless they think octopus are fish, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of correcting your counselors on their animal knowledge. Who knows, you might even get a special achievement for proving them wrong! Don’t worry about being disrespectful, because here, being right is always the right thing to do.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a sea of information and fun. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Join us now and show off your animal expertise in the craziest camp around!

Respawn Roulette

respawn, roulette

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Join our Minecraft server and find out how you would meet your hilarious demise! Whether you get squashed by a giant chicken or suffocated by a pile of exploding llamas, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous deaths in Minecraft history!

PixelPilipinoWarriors

Apology, comfort women, criticized, Filipino, Filipino comfort women, historical injustice, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Japan, Japan apology, japanese government, PixelPilipinoWarriors, reconciliation, reparations, Victims, War Crimes, wartime atrocities, WWII, WWII apology, WWII victims

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mines Excavated:	2564
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	875
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!

and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!

so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!

PONOS ANARCHY Minecraft server

admins, Antispam, Competitions, Donations, Drugs, Floodprotect, freedom, Griefing, killing, Limited World, Minecraft, naked boobs, PONOS ANARCHY, Private, real money, Server, weapons

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

The server has cool plugins for weapons, drugs and naked boobs!!! There are no admins, no private, and of course no donations either. Complete freedom! The world is limited to 500 blocks, so you can’t hide or run away. Quite often the creator holds competitions for real money!

If you like killing and griefing, then you are welcome!

ponos.aboba.host

GarbageOP Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, banger, commentary, comparison, critique, first, Garbage, GarbageOP, GENERIC, Minecraft, Music, opinion, original poster, review, second, series, series anthem, Server, Soundtrack, trending, uninspired, Video, viral

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Star Shards Collected:	192	Falling into the Void:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our anthem is so lit, it’ll have you dancing in your mine shaft like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our OP – it’s so mind-blowingly awesome, it’ll make you question reality itself. Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!