settle down – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlockyBants: SlutShameSquad

BlockyBants, career, college, cool group, Drinking, Friend, hang out, high school, hoe phase, hooking up, Introvert, joking, MAKING FRIENDS, making fun, play games, settle down, slut shaming, SlutShameSquad, Struggle, unlovable slut, video games, Virgin

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time with a group of friends who love to joke around and have a good time.

We’ve got a group of 5 awesome players, including 2 boys and 3 girls who love to make fun of each other. Just like that time Anna roasted me for being a virgin, and I clapped back at her for being a serial dater. It was all in good fun until she took it too seriously and got mad at me. But hey, that’s just the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

So if you’re looking for a server where things never get boring and the banter never stops, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious feud like me and Anna. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we’re all just here to have a great time together. So come on and join the chaos!

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Which servers are comparable to PrismaCraft ?

BUILD, Community, Cosy, Discord, Economy, Experience, Friendly, grind, home, Linktree, lovely community, Minecraft Players, Plugins, PvE, RANGE, RPG, RPG elements, settle down, Survival, Towny, Unique, Vanilla, VIBE

Some Minecraft servers similar to PrismaCraft include:

1. TownyVerse – This server focuses on towny gameplay with a strong community aspect. Players can create and manage their own towns, trade with others, and participate in community events.

2. PixelmonCraft – For players who enjoy Pokemon, PixelmonCraft offers a unique twist on the Minecraft experience by adding Pokemon into the game. Players can catch, train, and battle Pokemon in this immersive server.

3. TheArchon – Known for its competitive gameplay and unique features, TheArchon offers a variety of game modes including factions, prisons, and skyblock. Players can compete against each other and climb the ranks to become the top player on the server.

4. Mineville – With a focus on mini-games and creative building, Mineville offers a wide range of activities for players to enjoy. From parkour challenges to PvP battles, there is always something fun to do on this server.

5. Hypixel – One of the most popular Minecraft servers, Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including bedwars, skywars, and survival games. With a large player base and constant updates, there is always something new to discover on this server.

These servers, like PrismaCraft, offer unique and immersive experiences for players looking to enjoy Minecraft in a new and exciting way.

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Crafty Chaos: ‘Creeper hugs or finding diamonds?’

Apocalypse, chances, Chaos, Commitment, Crafty, creeper, Decision making, destiny, diamonds, Disaster, End of the World, fate, fear, finding, Future, hugs, Humanity, love, nuclear holocaust, Priorities, relationships, settle down, Survival, uncertainty, uncertainty ahead, WOMAN

Are you tired of waiting to find a woman and settle down? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and we guarantee that you’ll find love before a nuclear holocaust wipes out humanity. Our server is so magical, it’s been known to bring people together in the most unexpected ways. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers and zombies to bond over? Join us now and start crafting your love story!

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ZombiePigman Rave Party: Where This Trope Needs to Die

above his league, break up, college slut, Die, discover themselves, Females, finish highschool, first love, free, happy normal lives, highschool sweetheart, Kids, Live, love, Marry, Party, perfect, rave, settle down, subconscious, trope, young normies, ZombiePigman

Are you tired of being haunted by high school sweethearts who break your heart and leave you for college sluts? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of this trope and live your best life! Join us and build a world where first loves never break your heart and college sluts are nowhere to be found. Say goodbye to being above someone’s league and hello to a community where everyone is equal and just looking to have a good time. So why wait? Join our server now and break free from the morphogenetically programmed subconscious norms of the past!

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PrismaCraft VS Hypixel

#announcement, BUILD, Community, Community Focused, Cosy, Discord, Economy, grindy, home, Linktree, Lovely, Minecraft, Plugins, PrismaCraft, PvE, Release, RPG elements, settle down, Survival, Towny, Towny Server, Unique, Vanilla Experience, VIBE

Hypixel VS PrismaCraft

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of minigames	Can experience lag due to high player count
Frequent updates and events	Can have long queue times for popular minigames

PrismaCraft

Pros	Cons
Community-focused server	Smaller player base
Unique range of plugins	Not as many minigames available
Cosy, grindy experience	May not appeal to players looking for fast-paced action

FAQ

What makes Hypixel stand out from PrismaCraft?

Hypixel has a much larger player base and offers a wide variety of minigames with frequent updates and events.

Why choose PrismaCraft over Hypixel?

PrismaCraft is a community-focused server with unique plugins that create a cosy, grindy experience for players looking to settle down and build within a lovely community.

JavaBeans Minecraft Server

Clique, college students, Communication, corporate, Decision making, decision making process, Diversity, female, future is female, gender dynamics, gossip, inclusion, Infighting, JavaBeans, leadership, Male, meeting management, Minecraft, Server, Starbucks, team dynamics, teamwork, workplace culture

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future is not female and the gossip is kept to a minimum!

Join us and escape the drama of a female-dominated workplace like Starbucks corporate, where decisions can only be made if everyone agrees and nothing ever gets done. Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being ostracized by girl bosses and just want to build and explore in peace.

With only a faggot and a male team member on board, our server is a rare gem in a world where 65% of college students are women. So if you’re looking for a place where you can actually get things done without all the drama, join us now and experience a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew Minecraft could be such a sanctuary from the chaos of the real world?

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KitchenCraft Minecraft Server

break room, busy kitchen, clanking dishes, DAUGHTER, dedicated office space, Dining room, disrupt, Dogs, dual monitors, firm building, Home office, husband, KitchenCraft, large house, Minecraft, office, Options, Server, temporary office, work from home, Workplace, zoom call

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your husband’s work-from-home setup? Look no further! Join our server where the kitchen is the designated office space for all players. That’s right, set up your crafting table next to the stove and fend off creepers while dodging clanking dishes and barking dogs.

We have a strict rule that all Zoom meetings must be held in the kitchen, and if anyone tries to use another room, they’ll be met with a chorus of “NO! This is the office now!” Just like in real life, you’ll have to tiptoe around to avoid disrupting your fellow players’ important calls.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of other rooms in our Minecraft world for you to set up your temporary office. Just make sure to avoid the kitchen at all costs, unless you want to incur the wrath of your fellow players.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and ridiculous as a husband who insists on working in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember, the kitchen is off-limits for anything other than work, so make sure to grab your pickaxe and get to mining in the living room instead.

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WifeWarriorCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Expectations, family, Gender Roles, Hijab, Marriage, Muslim, Pakistan, Respect, Roots, sexism, shalwar kameez, standing up, Stereotypes, Support, Traditions, US, WifeWarriorCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and crazy shenanigans.

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like our friend from Pakistan? Well, on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends!

Explore our virtual world and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a village full of villagers who need your help!

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of adventure without having to worry about sexist comments or overbearing relatives? Plus, we promise you won’t have to wear a hijab or traditional Pakistani attire while playing (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us today and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster next. See you in the game!

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HorrorShowMC: Outsmart or Fight? Minecraft Server

chucky, Fight, Final Girl, freddy krueger, friday the 13th, Halloween, horror movie trivia, horror movies, horror villains, HorrorShowMC, Jigsaw, Killers, leatherface, michael myers, Minecraft, nightmare on elm street, Outsmart, SAW, scream, Server, slasher, Survival, texas chainsaw massacre

Are you tired of being the victim in horror movies? Join our Minecraft server and show those pesky killers who’s boss! With our custom-built horror movie themed maps, you can outsmart and defeat iconic killers like Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, and even the dreaded Chucky. Use your Minecraft skills to survive the night and become the ultimate horror movie hero. Join now and show those killers who’s the real MVP!

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BeigeFlagCraft

beige flag, BeigeFlagCraft, Communication Issues, compatibility, couples therapy, dating advice, emotional baggage, love language, partner, red flags, relationship, relationship advice, Relationship Counseling, relationship problems, signs of trouble, toxic traits, trust issues, unhealthy behaviors, warning signs, warning signs in relationships

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate beige flag destroyer! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Beige Flag of Doom, rumored to grant players unlimited power and the ability to turn their enemies into blocks of cheese. So why settle for a beige flag when you can join us and unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!

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F15Craft Minecraft Server

arms deal, arms hold-up, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, F-15 fighter jet, F15Craft, foreign policy, i24NEWS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military technology, Minecraft, political tension, Report, sale, SECURITY, Server, U.S, weapons

yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have F-15 fighter jets for sale to Israel! but, like, the U.S. keeps delaying the sale because they’re too busy playing Minecraft on our server! they’re all like “wait, we gotta finish building our epic castle first before we sell these jets!” it’s wild, man. come join the madness and help us build the craziest world ever! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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Stonehenge Graffiti Party

activism, civil disobedience, climate change, climate crisis, conservation, cultural heritage, direct action, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, environmental destruction, Fossil Fuels, Graffiti, historic landmark, Just Stop Oil, nonviolent resistance, paint, Party, protest, Protesters, Spray, stonehenge, Vandalism

Yo, you won’t believe the craziness happenin’ on this Minecraft server! We got protesters sprayin’ Stonehenge with paint like it’s some kind of art project gone wrong. But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

Join us if you wanna witness the chaos unfold in real time. We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ diamond armor, and creepers throwin’ surprise parties with TNT confetti. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts at flingin’ poop at griefers. Ain’t no griefin’ gonna happen on our watch, that’s for sure.

So come on down and join the fun! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, ’cause anything goes in this crazy world we’ve created.

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EconCraft2020

American politics, capitalism, Decision making, Democracy, EconCraft2020, economics, Economist, fiscal policy, free markets, Government, History, leadership, market economy, Oval Office, policy, political science, Politics, Presidency, presidential elections, united states, White House

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got llamas that can do calculus and chickens that lay golden eggs! Our server is run by a team of trained monkeys who have PhDs in redstone engineering and can build a roller coaster in 0.5 seconds flat.

If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.

Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!

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ImmuneCraft: Repair & Explore

Body, cell movement, damaged tissue, discovery, Explore, health, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, ImmuneCraft, Immunology, inflammatory diseases, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, new rules, population of cells, Repair, research, scientists, Treatment, white blood cell

join our epic minecraft server where you can be a white blood cell roaming around the body looking for damaged tissue to repair! it’s like being a superhero in real life, but in blocky pixel form!

we have discovered new rules of the immune system that will blow your mind and improve your treatment of inflammatory diseases! who knew playing minecraft could be so educational and life-changing?

so come on, join us and become the ultimate immune system warrior in the world of minecraft! your body (and your minecraft character) will thank you for it!

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Astral SMP

Active, Astral SMP, Contests, Custom Plugins, Custom-built Areas, Daily login rewards, Discord, Economy, Events, friendly community, Helpful Staff, in-game rewards, ip address, Join Our Community, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Plugins, Premium, Premiumplugins, PvP, referral program, Server, smp, Survival, Version 1.16 – 1.20, Voting Rewards, Welcoming
Server Name: Astral SMPIP Address: astral-smp.comVersion: 1.16 – 1.20Game Mode: SurvivalDiscord: https://discord.gg/THQEuDwgkj

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Why Join Astral SMP? Unique Features:
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Join Our Community Join our Discord Server: https://discord.gg/THQEuDwgkj to connect with other players, get support, and stay updated on the latest server news and events. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Server IP: astral-smp.comDiscord: https://discord.gg/THQEuDwgkj

We look forward to seeing you in-game!
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