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  • TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP

    TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 5922
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

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    Are you tired of listening to the same old boring tunes while mining for diamonds? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs drop mixtapes instead of loot! Imagine fighting off a horde of creepers while jamming out to some sick beats. Plus, our resident DJ skeleton will be spinning the hottest tracks at our weekly block party. So come join us and turn your mining sessions into a lit dance party!

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  • Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!

    Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 3944
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 91
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Men, forget about wearing armor and boring old clothes, on our server, you can wear diamond-studded speedos or a leather thong to really turn heads. And ladies, don’t worry, we have plenty of options for you too, like a creeper-inspired lingerie set or a sexy Ender Dragon costume. Trust us, things will never be the same once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the fun!

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  • AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!

    AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 5276
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Ores Mined: 857
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

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    haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!

    our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

    come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

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  • SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

    SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 4384
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Mythical Swords Crafted: 47
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5786
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23

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    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

    But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

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  • TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

    TemptationCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 7348
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Towns Built: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

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    Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

    Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

    So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

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  • LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

    LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 2505
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Farms Harvested: 813 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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  • NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

    NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 707
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7534 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Animals Bred: 152 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

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  • SisGotExposedLOL

    SisGotExposedLOL
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 1928
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

    Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

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  • AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

    AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 983
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Farms Harvested: 367
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9833 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Runes Activated: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

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  • ShowstopperCraft

    ShowstopperCraft
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 7475
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Magic Items Found: 8799 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that promise a thrilling adventure but end up being a total snoozefest? Look no further, because our server is like that show you started watching and thought was amazing, only to be utterly disappointed by the lackluster ending. But fear not, because on our server, the journey is just as wild and unpredictable as a soap opera plot twist!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a secret chest guarded by a horde of dancing zombies.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

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