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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 4536 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, one time I was building a giant statue of a potato on the server and this dude came up to me and gave me a stack of diamonds just because he thought my potato was cool. I mean, who does that? It was like a potato miracle or something.
And then another time, I was lost in the wilderness and this other player rode up on a llama and was like, “Hop on, I’ll take you back to civilization.” And I was like, “What? Llamas can’t talk, bro.” But he was like, “Just trust me, I’m a llama whisperer.” And sure enough, that llama took me back to safety. It was like a llama taxi service, I swear.
So yeah, if you want crazy adventures, random acts of kindness, and llama whisperers, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP server. It’s lit, fam.
