Welcome to Cookiest SMP! This is a fun Minecraft Survival Server. It feels like DonutSMP but with some cool twists.
Here’s what you get:
Use your cash to buy all sorts of neat things. Join now and have a blast!
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But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner rock god and play epic tunes like Master of Puppets while chugging along in your virtual world. Who needs real instruments when you have a pickaxe and some redstone, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a bull run of epic proportions. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft rockstar sensation!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own sauce kingdom, where ketchup, mayo, and ranch live in harmony. But beware, there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, waiting to steal your precious condiments!
So whether you’re a sauce drizzler or a side dipper, come join us on our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the sauciest adventure of your life!
| Server Type | Bedrock |
|---|---|
| Server Rules | We are selective with who we allow to join to prevent hackers and griefers. No XP farms for now. |
| Contact | Discord: litehour |
Contact us on Discord at litehour to request to join the server.
Yes, we are selective with who we allow to join to prevent hackers and griefers. No XP farms are allowed at the moment.
The server is on Bedrock edition.
You can report any issues or problems on the server to the server admin through Discord.
So, I (28M) have this buddy, let’s call him Dave (29M), who I’ve been mining with for ages. Dave has this hilarious habit of “forgetting” his diamond pickaxe every single time we go on a mining expedition. It’s been happening consistently for the past six months. I’ve lent him my pickaxe more times than I can count, and it was starting to get on my nerves. He never offers to enchant it or even acknowledges it.
Dave is also the type of guy who brags about his new enchanted armor, fancy potions, and the dungeons he conquers. He’s constantly showing off, yet conveniently forgets his pickaxe when it’s time to mine. Last weekend, a group of us went on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon. Before we left, I noticed Dave had left his pickaxe on the ground in his house. Knowing his history, I grabbed it and put it in my inventory, just in case.
As usual, when we reached the stronghold, Dave started patting his pockets and doing his usual “Oh no, I forgot my pickaxe again!” routine. This time, however, I was prepared. I pulled out his pickaxe and handed it to him with a grin. The rest of our party laughed, thinking it was a funny prank. But Dave’s face turned bright red, and he got really flustered. He started shouting at me, accusing me of embarrassing him on purpose and ruining our quest. It was super awkward, and the Endermen were staring at us.
After a few minutes of heated exchange, Dave blurted out that he’s in debt to the Creeper Mafia and can’t afford to buy new gear. He said he was too embarrassed to tell us and was hoping we’d just keep lending him our stuff. Everyone went silent, and Dave stormed out of the stronghold.
Now, our fellow gamers are split. Some say I was right to call him out because he was taking advantage of me. Others think I was a blockhead for embarrassing him publicly and that I should have talked to him privately.
So, join our Minecraft server for epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and unexpected drama! Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover your friend’s secret debt to the Creeper Mafia too!
we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and talking cows that tell jokes all day long. our dungeons are filled with dancing skeletons and singing creepers. you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next!
oh, and did we mention that our admin is a super intelligent llama who can speak 10 different languages? yeah, he’s pretty much a genius. so come join us and let’s have a blast together in this wacky, alien-inspired minecraft server!
