BagelCraft: Korea Confiscated Trader Joe’s

Airport, BagelCraft, Breakfast, confiscated, customs, DELICIOUS, Everything but the Bagel, Food, garlic, International, Joes, Korea, onion, Popular, prohibited items, regulations, Seasoning, seasoning blend, sesame seeds, snack, Trader Joe’s, trader.., travel, trend

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Trader Joe’s Everything but the Bagel seasoning is being confiscated at the airport in Korea. Why is this important, you ask? Because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but this precious seasoning! Join now to protect the bagel seasoning at all costs and become the ultimate seasoning warrior. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough seasoning, you can summon a giant bagel boss to battle. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure! Join now and let the seasoning wars begin!

Alone in the Dark – Not!

alone, anxiety, Dark, Darkness, darkness fear, fear, fear of being alone, fear of being followed, fear of being watched, fear of ghosts, fear of isolation, fear of solitude, fear of the dark, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, fear of the unseen, fear of vulnerability, Insecurity, Loneliness, PARANOIA, Phobia

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	387	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ores Mined:	6275	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

come join our minecraft server where the darkness is your friend and the monsters are your cuddly companions! we have a secret underground disco party where creepers dance to dubstep and zombies breakdance like it’s the 80s! our diamond pickaxes are actually magic wands that can turn pigs into flying unicorns! and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a golden enchanted potato! so what are you waiting for? come join us and embrace the darkness…because who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!

TurbulentCraft: Earth & Space

Air, atmosphere, comparison, dynamics, Earth, Exploration, findings, phenomena, PHYSICS., Principles, research, researchers, Science, Similarities, Space, study, thermosphere, troposphere, Turbulence, TurbulentCraft, weather

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10

yo, so like, this server is outta this world, literally. we got earth AND space all up in here, and guess what? they both got turbulence. like, who knew, right? but get this, our researchers found out that the air turbulence in earth’s thermosphere is like, totally the same as in the troposphere. mind = blown, amirite?

so, like, if you wanna experience the wildest turbulence in both earth and space, you gotta join this server. we got crazy storms, insane winds, and even some alien creatures causing chaos. it’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in minecraft. trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so come on, join us and let’s ride the turbulence together!

Server26, where old fogies dig blocks and avoid getting grieved since 2015. No whippersnappers allowed!

Allowed, Armorstands, AVOID, blocks, Claimblocks, Community, Datapacks, diamonds, Dig, Events, fogies, germany, grieved, hermitcraft, Infrastructure, MEGABASES, Paper, Player Protection, Plugins, recipes, Server26, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Updates, Vanilla, whippersnappers

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Guidelines	As unaltered as possible with only 3 plugins interfering with pure Vanilla survival
Features	No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome, No (Mojang) chat reports, No McMMO or donation perks, World never resets
Community	Laid back rules, close-knit community, with events and assistance available
Specs & Plugins	Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD; using Paper and various plugins and tweaks

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age restriction for this server?	Yes, players must be 18 or older.
Are there any benefits for different player ranks?	No, there are only two ranks and they do not give any benefits.
Can I buy power or in-game advantages with real money?	No, you cannot buy power for real money on this server.
Are there adminshops on the server?	No, there are no adminshops. Player trading is done via signs.
Can I use /tpa or /sethome commands?	No, those commands are not available on this server.
What is the default currency on the server?	Diamonds are the default currency, but it is not enforced.

EvilCraft Minecraft Server

BIAS, BIASED, controversial, documentary, Evil on Trial, evilcraft, historical, investigation, Justice, justice system, Make Germany Great Again, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Netflix, Political, Propaganda, propaganda film, Server, trump, Truth, War Crimes, World War 2

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old history documentaries? Want to experience WW2 in a whole new light? Join our Minecraft server where we recreate historical battles with a twist! Our biased WW2 documentary, “Make Germany Great Again,” features constant references to Trump and a whole lot of questionable historical accuracy. Join us for a wild ride through history like you’ve never seen before! Who knew learning could be this hilarious?

CraftyMateen’s Minecraft Server

Abdul-Mateen II, action, CraftyMateens, Director, fighting harder, INTENSE, John Creasy, man on fire, Mercenary, Minecraft, Netflix, Personal demons, ptsd, Redemption, redemption path, series, Server, special forces, steven caple jr, Survival, Thriller, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you can play as John Creasy, a Special Forces mercenary with intense PTSD. Survive the most desolate of situations and fight harder than ever to overcome your personal demons.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be battling mobs and exploring new worlds, but you’ll also have the chance to redeem yourself and become a hero in the Minecraft universe. Join now and experience the thrill of being a high-functioning mercenary in a blocky world like never before!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join our server today and let the madness begin!

HairCraftHusbandNoCare

Affection, affectionate, Apology, appreciation, bland, Caring, Communication, curly hair, Empathy, haircare, HairCraftHusbandNoCare, hairstyles, husband, love, Marriage, misunderstanding, reaction, relationships, straight hair, Support, Wife

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Star Shards Collected:	188
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of your wife constantly changing up her hairstyle and expecting you to react like it’s the most amazing thing in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we appreciate all hairstyles, whether curly or straight!

Join us and unleash your creativity in building the most fabulous hair salon for your pixelated wife. Show her that you can give the most amount of cares possible about her hair, even in block form. Who knows, maybe she’ll finally understand that your reactions are anything but bland!

So come on over and join our server for some hair-raising fun and make your wife’s virtual hair dreams come true. It’s time to show her that you do get it, even if it’s just in the world of Minecraft.

PeePooPals Minecraft Server

dog behavior, dog etiquette, dog manners, dog owners, dog owners behavior, dog owners etiquette, dog owners responsibility, dog training, Minecraft, PeePooPals, pet behavior, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet owners, pet owners behavior, pet owners etiquette, pet owners responsibility, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet training, pet waste, property damage, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	6832	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with rude neighbors who let their dogs use your lawn as a bathroom? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no dog pee or poo policy! That’s right, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after other people’s pets because our virtual world is pristine and poop-free.

Join our server and experience a world where dogs are banned and only cute, pixelated animals roam free. Build your dream house without fear of stepping in a surprise pile of poo, and enjoy the peace and tranquility of a dog-free environment.

But that’s not all! If you join our server today, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Poop Patrol” mini-game, where you can hunt down virtual dogs and send them to virtual obedience school. It’s a hilarious and outrageous way to take out your frustration on those pesky pooches.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to doggy drama forever!

CraftyChicksOnly

arrogance, beauty standards, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, DATING, Girls, guys, humor, Insecurity, intelligence, materialism, misconceptions, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self-absorption, shallowness, Superficiality, Unattractive, Vanity

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Star Shards Collected:	235
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty dudes? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual paradise for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all the male players into adorable kittens, because let’s be real, who needs toxic masculinity in a blocky world? Plus, our server is guarded by a squad of handsome Minecraft hunks who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more attractive than the pixelated landscapes is your fellow female players!

GazaPierCraft Minecraft Server

Coastal, disaster relief, emergency response, Erosion, FOREIGN AID, gaza, gaza aid, GazaPierCraft, Humanitarian Aid, i24NEWS, Infrastructure, international relations, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Pier, political tensions, Reconstruction, Report, Server, U.S, united states, weather concerns

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	645	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	374	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Votes:	549
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	8

lol u guys ever heard of a minecraft server that was so lit that the u.s. government wanted to take it down?? yea that’s right, our server is so fire that even the government is shook! they said it was cuz of “weather concerns” but we all know it’s cuz they couldn’t handle the heat of our epic builds and pvp battles. join now before the feds shut us down for good and miss out on all the fun! trust me, you don’t wanna be left out in the cold like the u.s. government, come join the party!

PrisonCraft: #MeTooChina

Activist, Censorship, China, civil rights, feminism, freedom of speech, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, judicial system, Justice, Legal System, METOO, MeTooChina, political activism, Prison, PrisonCraft, protest, sentenced, sexual harassment, social justice, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
New Chunks Explored:	535170	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

lol join this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! u know what else is creeper? getting sentenced to 5 years in prison like this china #metoo activist. but on our server, we only sentence u to 5 minutes of timeout if u break the rules. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with skeletons and zombies. come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and friendship.

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