Imagine the hilarity of watching your friends stumble around trying to mine while drunk on diamond juice. And don’t worry, our supervisor (28F) will keep everyone in line, just like in the bar. So come join us for a drink (of diamonds) and see if you can handle the madness. Remember, you are not allowed to be drunk…but you are allowed to have a blast!
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BlockBreakersUnited
Are you tired of living in a household where your curfew is at 10pm even though you’re an adult? Do you want to escape the mental and physical abuse disguised as “punishment”? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and start a new life where you can be independent and free from guilt trips!On our server, you can build your dream house without anyone telling you what to do. Want to stay up past 10pm? Go for it! Want to explore new worlds and conquer challenges? The sky’s the limit (literally, in Minecraft)!
Don’t let anyone hold you back from pursuing your dreams, even if they try to guilt trip you with religion. Join our server and show them that you can thrive on your own terms. Plus, we have virtual tacos and piñatas to celebrate your independence! Viva la revolución! 🌮🎉
So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our server for a fresh start. You deserve to be happy and free, just like in Minecraft where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Let’s build a new beginning together!
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ScottishMedicMC
so, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. like, we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city where you can trade with alien villagers. yep, you heard me right, aliens! and if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we have a special event where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the Scottish man comes back as a zombie and tries to take over the server! -
CraftyMarineMC Server
come join our minecraft server, where we have US Marine Trevor Reed as our honorary player! he may be serving 14 years in russia for doing something in ukraine, but on our server, he’s a legend! watch him build epic structures with his bare hands, while dodging russian spies and ukrainian rebels! join now for a chance to team up with this real-life hero and conquer the virtual world together! who needs freedom when you have minecraft, amirite? -
Creeper Cafe: Serving up explosive flavor!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Look no further, because our server is a complete food safety disaster! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of potentially getting food poisoning every time you log on.Our server is so chaotic that even the chickens are rebelling against the cooks! You never know what kind of crazy concoctions you’ll find in our virtual kitchen, but one thing’s for sure – it’s never boring.
Forget about following proper food safety guidelines, on our server, anything goes! Who needs clean hands and sanitized surfaces when you can have a wild and unpredictable dining experience instead?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and possibly send you running to the virtual bathroom), join us today! Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.
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Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at! -
ResortCraft: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Now serving version 1.21.1 on the East Coast US!

Server Name ResortCraft Theme Throwback to the early days of 2010s Minecraft Description ResortCraft is an ode to the golden era of Minecraft, focusing on old-school building techniques and collaborative gameplay. IP Address ResortCraft.r2f.co Discord Join our Discord FAQ
1. What version of Minecraft does ResortCraft support?
ResortCraft currently supports Minecraft Java Edition 1.16.5.
2. Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?
Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow. These rules are aimed at creating a friendly and welcoming environment for everyone. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
3. Can I join ResortCraft if I’m new to Minecraft?
Absolutely! We welcome players of all experience levels, whether you’re a veteran player or just starting out. Our community is friendly and supportive, and we’re here to help you get started.
4. Is ResortCraft a modded server?
No, ResortCraft is a vanilla Minecraft server. We aim to recreate the classic Minecraft experience without any mods or custom plugins.
5. How can I get involved in the community on ResortCraft?
The best way to get involved in the ResortCraft community is by joining our Discord server. Here, you can chat with other players, ask questions, and stay updated on server events and news.
6. Can I collaborate with other players on building projects?
Absolutely! Collaborative building is encouraged on ResortCraft. Feel free to team up with other players to work on shared projects and creations.
7. Are there any specific building challenges or events on ResortCraft?
We occasionally host building challenges and events on ResortCraft to keep things fun and engaging for our players. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.
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Decaul’s Soggy Meatballs Place: Serving Mediocre Pizza, Not World-Class Burgers! Beta 1.21

Welcome to Decaul’s SMP
IP: decaul.space
A fresh world awaits you – started 23 Aug. We are a new community looking for like-minded people to collaborate with!
In beta, we are still setting up the server, which makes it perfect to start. You will have an impact on what we add to the server. At the moment, we have the basic essentials plugin, but there is potential to diverge from your vanilla experience with custom enchants, items, quests we are open to it all, it is all dependent on the community desires.
Join us now, and be the first to embark on this journey alongside us!
FAQ
Question Answer How can I join the server? To join the server, use the IP decaul.space in your Minecraft client. Is the server still in development? Yes, the server is in beta and we are continuously working on improving it with feedback from the community. What plugins are currently available on the server? At the moment, we have the basic essentials plugin, but we are open to adding custom enchants, items, and quests based on community input. Can I suggest ideas for the server? Absolutely! We encourage players to share their ideas and suggestions for improving the server. -
Home Sweet Semi-Vanilla SMP Server – Now Serving Java 1.21!

Minecraft Server Overview
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Features Java Edition Server Active player base Overworld size: 20k by 20k, expands with major updates Map seed not public, structure seeds randomized Tweaks and quality of life improvements TPA and set homes features available Effective anticheat system Regular backups and land claims available Open to player suggestions FAQ
Q: Can I set multiple homes on the server?
A: Yes, players can set two homes on the server.
Q: Is the map seed public?
A: No, the map seed is not public to prevent unfair advantages.
Q: Are there regular backups of the server?
A: Yes, the server has regular backups to prevent data loss.
Q: Can I build anywhere on the server?
A: Yes, players are encouraged to build wherever they’d like on the server.
Q: Are land claims available on the server?
A: Yes, players can use land claims for added protection.

