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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 5635 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 6361 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to confess to your parents that you accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing top hats. Don’t worry, we provide free therapy sessions for all players dealing with parental disappointment.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against an army of evil flying squids? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be sure to bring your own enchanted carrot for the llamas.
So why wait? Join our server today and start creating hilarious stories to tell your friends about the crazy adventures you’ve had. Just remember to always blame it on the creepers!