NEW MINCRAFT SIMP: Only semi-vanilla, mostly chaos!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1086	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Silly SMP Minecraft Server

Server Name	Silly SMP
IP Address	192.168.1.203
Plugins	EssentialsX

I made this server for fun and I’m hoping to build a good strong community. It restarts and backs up at 3am every 2 days.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address 192.168.1.203 in your Minecraft client to join the Silly SMP server.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rule page for more details.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join the Silly SMP community and have fun together.

VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ores Mined:	4302
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Emeralds Found:	4203
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	219
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stick your weenor into a biological female’s vegana! That’s right, we offer a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for some wild adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, the chance to fulfill your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

TamponCraft: No Sharing Allowed!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this period drama! Our server is so unpredictable, you’ll never know what’s coming next – just like when your cycle decides to surprise you out of nowhere.

Forget about boring old tampon emergencies, on our server, the only emergencies you’ll have are trying to survive against mobs and other players in epic battles. And if you ever find yourself in need of a tampon, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty to go around for everyone, whether you’re syncing up or not!

So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s more intense than a period surprise at work. Who needs drama when you can have fun on our Minecraft server instead? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – tampons optional!

BlockyLoveLost Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveLost, Breakup, change in feelings, Communication Issues, compatibility, DATING, dishonesty, disinterest, emotional disconnect, falling out of love, incompatibility, indifference, lack of attraction, lack of chemistry, lack of effort, lost interest, Minecraft, red flags, relationship, smp, trust issues, unfaithfulness

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	241
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing League,” where players compete in high-speed races on saddled pigs while dodging obstacles like flying creepers and lava pits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

BlockyDeathPredictor

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! From being chased by a pack of deranged chickens to getting squished by a giant slime named Bob, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and test your luck as you navigate through deadly mazes filled with exploding creepers, lava pits that randomly shoot out fireballs, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts will literally scare you to death! But don’t worry, death is just the beginning on our server because you’ll respawn with a new wacky death animation every time!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), then come join us and see how you will meet your demise! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	67647	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Crops Grown:	4708
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!

ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7296
Crops Grown:	6367	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!

CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3199
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to, like, save the world at the same time? well, this server is the answer to all ur prayers!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can fight off the evil forces of long covid with ur trusty diamond sword! our researchers have discovered a secret diagnostic test hidden in the depths of the mines, and only the bravest of players can find it and save the world!

but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the world, but u will also be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant chickens in epic boss fights! and if u get tired of all the action, u can relax in our luxurious diamond castle and sip on potions of infinite health.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the hero u were always meant to be! trust us, u won’t regret it.

BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

BareBonesMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/probs/">Minecraft Server</a>

BareBonesMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP: play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website: https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

”14 Y/O’s Stupid Minecraft Server”

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you tired of pretending to be someone you’re not in online games? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where everyone is encouraged to be their weirdest, most outrageous selves.

Imagine a world where you can be a talking unicorn riding a flying pig, while battling against a horde of zombie chickens. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a dance party every Friday night with DJ Creepers spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join us now and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you may even discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

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