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DiaperDutyDilemma

caregiving responsibilities, DiaperDutyDilemma, family dynamics, family expectations, feeling like an asshole, handling family obligations, learning to care for younger sibling, looking after younger brother, navigating family dynamics, personal boundaries, personal discomfort, Potty training, refusing to change diaper, setting boundaries, sibling care, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, uncomfortable with bodily fluids, uncomfortable with bodily functions, uncomfortable with nether region

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3313	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of dealing with dirty diapers and potty training drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you never have to wipe anyone’s bum, not even your little brother’s! We understand the struggle of dealing with nether regions, so come escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any messy clean-up duties. Plus, we have a strict “no nappy changing” policy to ensure a poop-free environment for all players. So come join us and leave the dirty work behind!

TerrorCraft Minecraft Server

antisemitism, celebration, diplomatic response, diplomatic scandal, discrimination, extremism, foreign policy, global tensions, international relations, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, october 7, Palestinian, political controversy, prejudice, Propaganda, Radicalism, Senior diplomats, Server, spreading hate, terror attacks., TerrorCraft, violence

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

We got senior Palestinian diplomats celebrating terror attacks like it’s their birthday, spreading more antisemitism than a rabid parrot with a megaphone! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, my dudes.

Join this server for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, like randomly spawning giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by ninja pandas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of your wrist.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, cuz things are about to get wacky up in here!

RuskiBlockz

Ban, Buying, economic impact, finland, FIX, foreign buyers, Foreign Ownership, government policy, housing market, international relations, Investment, Legal Measures, legislation, national security, political decision, Property, real estate, restrictions, RuskiBlockz, russians, SECURITY

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9423	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ores Mined:	6306
Animals Bred:	152	Chimeras Created:	2

so like, this server is like finland but without the ban on russians buying property, cuz like who cares about that, right? come join our server and build the craziest russian-themed mansion you can think of! we’ve got security fixes too, like creepers can’t blow up your stuff and skeletons are actually friendly and give you flowers instead of shooting arrows at you. trust me, it’s a blast! come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Pixel Pals: Nature’s Connection

Altruism, Community, compassion, Connection, cooperating, ecological awareness, Empathy, environmental psychology, Helping, Human Connection, mental health, mindfulness, Nature, nature therapy, Natures, outdoor activities, PALS, PIXEL, prosocial behavior, self-transcendence, sense of self, Social Interaction, well-being

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about getting in touch with nature, man.

When you join our server, you will feel a sense of self-transcendence like never before. You will feel connected to something larger than yourself, like a giant blocky tree or a majestic pixelated mountain. And guess what? This feeling of connection will make you want to help and cooperate with others.

So come join us on this wild ride of nature and self-transcendence. Who knows, you might even start seeing your fellow players as fully human beings instead of just blocky avatars. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft, baby!

2020s Craze Minecraft Server

2020s, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, CRAZE, Decade, future planning, goals, halfway through, life goals, life milestones, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-fulfillment, Server, success, Time management

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of wasting away in the real world while everyone else is out there building epic structures and fighting off creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from a life of mediocrity!

Join our server and become the master of your own virtual universe. Build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs real-life accomplishments when you can be the king of a pixelated kingdom?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your rightful riches? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a wild herd of pixelated llamas?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life. Because let’s face it, the real world can wait.

/AnthroCraft SMP – Males vs Females #3264

7834non, A Lotus By Any Other Name, A Story I Suppose, Anthrocraft, Broken Sanctuary, Ensuring Loyalty, Fairytail Chronicles, Females, Fortnut, Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon, Fritewag, hmofa, HomeTome, Human Males On Female Anthros, image filter, Induction, Jixijenga, Loveless Incantation, M4rsh4l_Legacy, Males, manhunt, Mature and Comforting, Media, misc, Missed a thread., Mountlear, MrFanMan42, Neton, New Years Whoopee, Previous thread, Sanguine Dusk, smp, Stories, Story Masterbin, Story Update List, STRONG, Survivors of a Shattered World, The Frost on her Feathers, The Goat Women Article, The Tales of Prince Anonymous, TheHonorableAjax, WageCage, word filter, writing guides, Young and Spritely

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3496	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, where Human Males On Female Anthros rule the land in a wild and wacky adventure! Join us for the “Fortnut” edition, where we build, mine, and battle our way to victory!

Why should you join this crazy SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! We have New Years Whoopee events that will blow your mind, Ensuring Loyalty quests that will test your loyalty to the server, and Induction ceremonies that will make you feel like a true member of the pack!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into epic stories like “The Frost On Her Feathers” where anthros battle the elements, “A Story I Suppose” where anything can happen, and “The Goat Women Article” that will leave you questioning reality!

Join us for Manhunt challenges, Survivors of a Shattered World adventures, and Loveless Incantation spells that will leave you spellbound! And don’t forget about The Tales of Prince Anonymous, Sanguine Dusk battles, and The Fairytail Chronicles that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who knows what insane stories and epic quests await you in this crazy world of Human Males On Female Anthros!

CraftyCouples Minecraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, clothes, Communication, control, Cosmetics, CraftyCouples, decoration, Fragrance, Gifts, Help, Interference, Keys, love language, Minecraft, overstepping, personal space, relationship, Respect, sensitivity, Server, Suggestions

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	4216
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can build your own empire without anyone interfering? Join our server for the ultimate independence experience! No more boyfriends rearranging your virtual furniture or suggesting unnecessary kitchen supplies. On our server, you are the master of your own domain.

Imagine waking up in your Minecraft world, ready to conquer the day, only to find your virtual boyfriend trying to change the water pressure in your virtual shower because it’s “too high”. Say goodbye to unwanted interference and hello to complete creative freedom.

Don’t let anyone shake nervously over spare keys on our server – it’s all about you and your building skills. So if you’re tired of being told where to place your virtual chair or which fragrance to use, join our server now and build to your heart’s content. Because in this world, it’s all about you, baby!

FryFailsGrandpaCraft

aita, communication breakdown, cooking from scratch, cooking skills, family bonding, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, family relationships, family traditions, feeling inadequate, feeling misunderstood, french fries, FryFailsGrandpaCraft, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, learning new skills, parental expectations, summer vacation, teenage struggles, telling my grandfather

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even making French fries from scratch can lead to family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when my grandfather made me watch him make French fries and blamed my mom for not teaching me how to cook.

But don’t worry, on this server, we’ll teach you everything you need to know about crafting, building, and surviving in the world of Minecraft. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some family secrets along the way. So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together!

PixelPolyglot

Communication, culture, education, Fluency, language acquisition, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic abilities, linguistics, MONEY, Multilingual, personal growth, PixelPolyglot, polyglot, skill development, Time

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Towns Built:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of speaking the same old boring language? Join our Minecraft server and learn the language of the Endermen! That’s right, you’ll be chatting it up with those creepy tall guys in no time. Who needs Spanish or French when you can be fluent in Enderman gibberish?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking pigs who will teach you Pig Latin like you’ve never heard before. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you start oinking out complex sentences like a pro.

So why waste your time on traditional languages when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and become a linguistic master of the weirdest languages around? Trust us, it’ll be a hoot!

SpyWhaleCraft

#intelligence gathering, Animal Behavior, Arctic, Beluga whale, cold war, conservation, environmental impact, Espionage, espionage tactics, Intelligence Operations, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine life, marine mammal, mysterious death, norway, Russian Spy, SpyWhaleCraft, Surveillance, underwater communication, wildlife

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Animals Bred:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	6519
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man. we got beluga whales spying for russia and stuff. like, imagine swimming in the ocean and seeing a beluga whale with a little spy hat on, trying to blend in with the other fish. it’s wild, man.

and get this, the beluga whale was found dead near norway. like, what was it doing there? was it on a secret mission? did it get caught and have to sacrifice itself for the greater good? who knows, man.

if you wanna be part of this crazy world where even the marine animals are getting in on the espionage game, then you gotta join this server. who knows what other secrets are waiting to be uncovered. come join us and be part of the madness.