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YemenAirStrikez Minecraft Server

air strikes, Airport, Bombing, CASUALTIES, chief, Conflict, emergency response, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israeli, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Server, three, Tragedy, united nations, violence, War, Who, Yemen, YemenAirStrikez

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

OMG U GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LITERALLY SO LIT, U WON’T BELIEVE IT! LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, THE OWNER OF THE SERVER WAS CHILLIN’ AT YEMEN AIRPORT AND THEN BAM, ISRAELI AIR STRIKES HIT AND KILLED THREE PEOPLE! BUT LIKE, DON’T WORRY, THAT’S JUST HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE FULL OF EXPLOSIONS AND ADVENTURE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLIFE

CraftyWarzone Minecraft Server

central bank, consumer goods, CraftyWarzone, Crisis, economic impact, economic indicators, Economy, financial news, food price hikes, geopolitical tensions, Government, inflation, international relations, Minecraft, Prices, Rosstat, Ruble, russia, Russian economy, sanctions, Server, war spending, year-high

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Villages Defended:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Farms Harvested:	510	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE MAKE RUSSIA’S INFLATION LOOK LIKE A JOKE! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF, WITH WAR SPENDING ON EPIC BATTLES AND FOOD PRICE HIKES THAT WILL LEAVE YOU HUNGRY FOR MORE. ROSSTAT CAN’T EVEN HANDLE OUR LEVEL OF CRAZINESS! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY. #MINECRAFTGOALS #INFLATIONWHO?

LightMC Server

Abilities, Adventure, bedrock, challenging mobs, Community, Connections, Customizable Ranks, Discord, enemies, Exclusive Warps, Fun, gameplay, java, LightMC, official discord, PORT, Ranks, Rewards, Server, server ip, Skills, smp, survival mode

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Astral Projections Made:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Overview of LIGHTMC Minecraft Server

What We Offer:
🔥 Skills System: Level up your abilities and become stronger!
🚀 Exclusive Warps: Explore amazing areas with just one command.
🐉 Challenging Mobs: Face unique enemies and earn epic rewards.
⭐ Customizable Ranks: Show off your progress and stand out in the community.
💬 Official Discord: Join our community, ask questions, and make new friends.
🛡️ Survival Mode: Pure and thrilling gameplay, just the way you love it!

Server IP: – Connections will need to be on versions 1.20.6+ – Java: play.lightmc.uk – Bedrock: bedrock.lightmc.uk – Port: 19132

Discord: https://discord.lightmc.uk

Fun is just one block away! 🏰

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How do I join the server?

Answer: To join the server, use the Java IP play.lightmc.uk or the Bedrock IP bedrock.lightmc.uk with port 19132.

Question: Is there a Discord server for community interactions?

Answer: Yes, you can join our official Discord server at https://discord.lightmc.uk for community interactions, questions, and making new friends.

Question: What is the Skills System and how does it work?

Answer: The Skills System allows you to level up your abilities in the game, becoming stronger as you progress. It adds a unique element to gameplay.

Question: Are there special rewards for facing Challenging Mobs?

Answer: Yes, facing Challenging Mobs in the server earns you epic rewards, adding excitement and challenge to your gameplay experience.

BlockyDefense Minecraft Server

air defense capabilities, air traffic control, airspace security, Aviation (Industry), aviation disaster, aviation safety, Azerbaijan Airlines, BlockyDefense, deadly, defense systems, international incident, investigation, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, missile strike, national security, plane crash, Reuters, Russian air defence system, Server, Tragedy, tragic accident

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Crops Grown:	9961	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can avoid getting shot down by russian air defence systems like in this crazy news story!! we promise u wont crash and burn like that airplane, unless u try to build a plane in minecraft and it goes horribly wrong hahaha!! come join us for some wild adventures and avoid the dangers of real life, like getting shot down by russian missiles!! #minecraftlife #dontgetshotdown #crazyadventures

Survland server Minecraft

Adventure, Community, Experience, Gaming, Minecraft, Mineshield, Server, Survival, Survland, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Emeralds Found:	1634	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5

Survland: Vanilla Minecraft Server

Welcome to Survland, the classic vanilla Minecraft server! Here you will find a pure and unaltered gaming experience, a friendly community and true adventure in survival mode. Survland is a similar version of the popular Mineshield server, offering the same exciting experience. Join us and enjoy Minecraft in its original form!

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Minecraft Medieval Smp

Discord, Dungeons, Entertainment, Experience, FANTASY, Forge, game of thrones, ice and fire, Ip:, Join, Medieval, Minecraft, mod folder, Modded, Modpack, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, semi anarchy, Server, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	275
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Votes:	3574	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Aetherium
Server Type	Modded Medieval Fantasy RPG
Modpack	Game of Thrones style with Ice and Fire, dungeons, and more
Discord	Join Discord
Forge	Modpack available on Forge
IP	207.211.210.17

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the IP: 207.211.210.17
Is the modpack available on Forge?	Yes, the modpack is available on Forge
What features are included in the modpack?	Features include Game of Thrones style mods, Ice and Fire mods, dungeon overhauls, and more
Where can I learn more about the server?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/FBCRCzGN for more information
Is joining the server easy?	Yes, joining the server is hassle-free and stress-free for a smooth experience

CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Airline (Industry), Aviation, aviation accident, aviation safety, Azerbaijan Airlines, Chechnya, Conflict, crash, Disaster, international relations, investigation, investigation findings, MAYHEM, Military involvement, Minecraft, Missile, missile attack, national security, plane crash, russia, Russian missile, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

So, one time, a bunch of Russian missiles caused a plane crash in Chechnya, right? And guess what? Our Minecraft server was right there, witnessing the whole thing! We even built a memorial for the fallen passengers, complete with a giant statue of a creeper holding a diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We also have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine fighting off hordes of zombies while riding on the back of a flying pig! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games, like “Spleef with a Twist” where the floor is made of lava and the winner gets a pet dragon.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Russian missile crash, then come join us! Just watch out for the creepers…they’re everywhere.

LavacastNetwork

Anarchy, beauties, building, Detailed, Explore, Gaming, HIDEOUT, holiday, Kingdom, Lag, LavacastNetwork, Minecraft, MODERN, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, SKY, Structures, Survival, Version

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crops Grown:	6996
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	43
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

LavacastNetwork.net Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	lavacastnetwork.net
Minecraft Version	1.21
Main Features	Detailed building style, two modes: Holiday (moderated) and Hideout (not moderated)

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The server IP is lavacastnetwork.net
What Minecraft version does the server run on?	The server runs on version 1.21
What is the building style of the server?	The server features detailed structures with a focus on smaller builds
What are the two modes available on the server?	The server has Holiday (moderated) mode with games like MinePvP, Kingdoms, SkyPvP and Hideout (not moderated) mode with AnarchySurvival
What are the rules for each mode?	In Holiday mode, there are basic rules enforced; in Hideout mode, the only rule is to not lag the server

PandemicCraft Minecraft Server

avian influenza, bird flu, Epidemic, genetic mutation, global health, H5N1, human receptors, infectious agent, Infectious Disease, Minecraft, mutation, pandemic potential, PandemicCraft, public health, respiratory illness, Server, viral evolution, viral mutation, viral outbreak, Viral Pathogenesis, viral replication, viral transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	105
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got H5N1 bird flu running rampant and mutating like crazy! watch out for those sneaky little viruses, they might just take over the whole server and turn everyone into zombie chickens. but don’t worry, we got potions and enchanted swords to fight them off.

if you’re feeling brave, come explore our infected villages and abandoned hospitals filled with loot and danger. who knows, you might even find a cure hidden deep within the dungeons. or maybe you’ll just end up with a beak and feathers, who knows!

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you battle against the deadliest flu virus in minecraft history. just remember to wash your hands and wear a mask, you never know what might be lurking around the corner. let’s get infected, baby!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, Boundaries, couch surfing, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional support, family, financial support, fresh start, guilt tripping, lost puppy, Marriage, Minecraft, mother figure, mutual friends, Peace, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, sibling, suffocation

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Divine Spears Created:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

CheaterBustersMC

academic integrity, CheaterBustersMC, Cheating, consequences, CURVE, Decision making, Dilemma, education, Ethics, Exam, Fairness, Grades, Honesty, Integrity, Professor, Report, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, STUDENT, test, University

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Crops Grown:	5426	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

Favorite, favorite swear, favorite swear favorite, favorite swear word, favorite swear word favorite, favorite word, favorite word swear, Minecraft, smp, Swear, swear favorite, swear favorite word, swear word, swear word favorite, swear word swear, SwearWordSMP, Word, word favorite, word favorite swear, word swear

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Potions Brewed:	105
Star Shards Collected:	208	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

CraftyCrushesMC

Actor, actress, Admiration, attractive, celebrity crush, CraftyCrushesMC, Crush, dreamy, FAMOUS, FANTASY, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, movie star, musician, Obsession, pop culture, Role Model, Singer, star

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	545607	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129

Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, Beirut blasts, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, breaking news, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, devastation, emergency response, explosions, Humanitarian Aid, international news, Israeli air strikes, Israeli airstrikes, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	76
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

cream, Gel, gender affirming care, Gender Identity, health disparities, hormone administration, hormone levels, hormone replacement therapy, hormone side effects, hormone therapy, hormone treatment, Injection, LGBTQ, madness, Medical research, Men, menstrual cycle, menstruation, TESTOSTERONE, Trans, trans men, Transgender, transgender health

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Farms Harvested:	240

come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

1 like 1 prayer, caught off guard, climate change, community support, Corruption, disaster relief, Donate, emergency response, environmental crisis, Flood, global warming, gtUSA, Humanitarian Aid, impossible to predict, Incompetence, low iq people, Minecraft, mothernature, natural disaster, plastic pollution, Server, thirdie, Usa

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ores Mined:	8129	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

51.81.62.131, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, io, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	443963	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7648
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

Acting, BlockBusterMinecraft, Character development, cinematography, classic, Direction, editing, emotional impact, Favorite, film, FLAWLESS, influential, Masterpiece, Movie, perfectly made, production design, script, smp, sound design, storytelling, Timeless, top choice

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3904
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	948	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

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