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  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never go hungry like this poor soul living with their parents! On our server, we have a special feature where your in-game parents will always make sure you have a feast waiting for you every time you log on. No more worrying about fending for yourself or being left out of family meals – we’ve got your back!

    Join our server and experience the joy of never having to worry about food again. Our in-game parents will always make sure you’re well-fed and taken care of, just like a real family should. Say goodbye to hunger and confusion, and hello to a world where you’re always the top priority.

    So come on over and join us on our Minecraft server, where the food is plentiful and the love is endless. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, in which case, watch out for explosions!

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  • MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

    MissileMayhem Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got DRONES that can DESTROY anything, even a $130 MILLION missile system in Donetsk! imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with these bad boys in the game. join now and be the ultimate destroyer in the virtual world! #minecraftmadness #dronepower

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  • PissedOffFlatmate Minecraft Server

    PissedOffFlatmate Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being shushed by your flatmate while trying to have a romantic video call with your long-distance girlfriend? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! No more earplugs needed, just build your dream world with your girlfriend in peace. Plus, our server is so loud and chaotic, your flatmate won’t even notice your calls anymore. Say goodbye to the noise complaints and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and never worry about being too loud again.

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  • SubmarineCraft Server

    SubmarineCraft Server
    LOL yo, dis server be like them submarines – sleek, powerful, and ready to take you on a wild ride! Germany and Norway be like, “Yo Canada, join our project and get early access to these sick subs!” So come on down and dive into the depths of this epic Minecraft server! Swim with the dolphins, battle the kraken, and explore underwater cities like a boss! Join now for a chance to ride in style with your new submarine crew! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, eh?

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  • DoctorCraft Minecraft Server

    DoctorCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Bob’s growth rate? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with towering heights and tiny surprises!

    Just like Bob, who defied the odds and survived infancy, you too can defy the odds in our server. With genetic syndromes and autistic traits, Bob stands out from the crowd – just like you will in our server!

    High school drama and puberty are nothing compared to the drama you’ll find in our server. Will you be left off party invitations like Bob, or will you be the life of the party? The choice is yours!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of slipping through the net just like Bob. With medical help and specialist care, you’ll navigate the challenges of growth and puberty in a way you never thought possible.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin! Who knows, you might just grow to new heights – or shrink to new lows!

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  • EuroAllies Minecraft Server

    EuroAllies Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server where european leaders come together for emergency meetings because trump keeps isolating them!!! we got world leaders building epic structures and battling it out in pvp arenas to prove who is the ultimate leader!! join now to be a part of the chaos and drama as alliances are made and broken in this crazy world of minecraft politics!!! who will come out on top and who will be left in the dust?? join now to find out!!!

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  • Dad Duty Dilemma Server

    Dad Duty Dilemma Server
    so, like, imagine this epic minecraft server where, like, all the dads can come together and bond over their struggles with parental duties. like, bro, forget about the boring US leave policy, on this server, men can finally have a say in sharing leave with their partners.

    join this server and be part of a community where dads can finally make decisions about parental duties without feeling left out. plus, there’s like, epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. come on, bro, join now and let’s build a world where dads rule the parenting game!

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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like, the holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, the pope himself plays on here and he’s all about that blocky life. he’s like, building churches and stuff, but also slaying dragons and creepers like a boss.

    there’s this one time where the pope was in a pvp battle and he totally wrecked this griefer who was trying to mess with his cathedral. it was epic, man.

    and the vatican is like, backing this server up, saying the pope’s health is a ‘complex clinical situation’ because he’s been playing minecraft for like, 24/7. but it’s all good, cuz he’s having a blast and making friends from all over the world.

    so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and maybe even meet the pope in game, you gotta join this server ASAP. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

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  • Altered Beliefs Under Psychedelics (ALBUS) Server

    Altered Beliefs Under Psychedelics (ALBUS) Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to have your mind BLOWN in Minecraft land? Join this server and experience the wildest trip of your life, bruh!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to the land of ALBUS. This place is like no other, filled with psychedelic wonders and mind-bending adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average creepers and zombies. Oh no, they’re trippy creatures that will challenge your perception of reality. And don’t even get me started on the boss battles – you’ll be facing off against giant floating brains and rainbow-colored dragons.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player gets a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns, lasers, and rainbows – what more could you ask for?

    So come on, join us on this epic journey through the psychedelic realm of ALBUS. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

    ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into going to church every time you visit your mother-in-law? Join our Minecraft server and escape the judgmental stares and hellfire speeches! Our virtual world is a religion-free zone where you can build, explore, and have fun without anyone telling you how to live your life.

    We even have a special “Devil Control” mini-game where you can banish all your fears of eternal damnation. And if you ever feel the urge to repent, just hit the respawn button and start fresh!

    So why waste your Sundays sitting in a pew when you could be crafting and mining with us? Join now and say goodbye to religious obligations and hello to endless entertainment!

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