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Embark on a quest to save the trans villagers from certain doom as they are being hunted down by evil mobs. Use your building skills to create epic defenses and protect the villagers at all costs.
But beware, the mobs are relentless and will stop at nothing to take down their targets. Can you outsmart them and save the day? Join now and find out!
Experience the thrill of training bra shopping and the joy of becoming a woman at the ripe old age of 12! Beware, though, because according to our server lore, men can get you pregnant and your body can magically carry a child.
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| Server Version | 1.16.5 Modded Java |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Nations based |
The Celestial Realm (Cold War Edition) is a modded Java only nation server where players can join existing nations or create their own. Sponsored by The Wineland, a prestigious nation focused on agriculture and improvement.
Invite: https://discord.gg/D2qkEhjdZT
1.16.5 Modded Java
Yes, players can either join existing nations or create their own on the server.
The server is sponsored by The Wineland, a prestigious nation within the Celestial Realm.
The server offers constant innovation, a thriving economy, a justice system, avatar empowerment, epic adventures, and the option to join factions or play factionless.
Join our server and rebel against the oppressive system that forces you to follow outdated and ridiculous rules. Say no to committing virtual genocides and paying unfair taxes to the virtual elite. Here, you can be a free Minecraft player, living by your own rules and creating your own virtual utopia.
So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the tyranny of nationalism in Minecraft! Who needs a virtual country when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Let’s build a better, more ridiculous world together!
Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens, or how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing creepers?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can beat him in a joke-off, he’ll give you a stack of enchanted golden apples as a prize!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage because things are about to get wild!
Imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where all the animals can talk and they’re all throwing a massive party. The creepers are breakdancing, the zombies are doing the cha-cha, and the chickens are rapping like Eminem.
But that’s not all! This server has the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you’re facing off against a giant spider riding a llama while a pack of wolves cheer them on. It’s like a scene straight out of a Marvel movie!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out and unicorns prance around you. Plus, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Experience the thrill of surviving in a world filled with crazy creatures and mysterious dungeons.
Build your own empire and conquer the land with your friends by your side.
Unleash your creativity and build the most insane structures you can imagine.
But beware, danger lurks around every corner, so stay on your toes!
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Join our server and be part of the epic battle between Czech Republic and Ukraine, all in the name of Minecraft fun! Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world like a true warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to ride a Black Hawk helicopter in a blocky world? It’s lit, fam!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooooo!
we’ve got crazy battles happening all the time, with explosions and chaos everywhere. but don’t worry, we’re working on a ceasefire plan to present to the United States. because, you know, why not involve the US in our minecraft wars too?
join us for the most epic and insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for Keir Starmer, he’s a beast on the battlefield.
Join us as we fight against the evil forces of femininity and build a world where men can finally reign supreme! Plus, we have a special feature where every time you defeat a female player, you get a bonus diamond sword to slay more of those pesky girls.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show those ladies who’s boss in this crazy, chaotic Minecraft server! Who needs equality when you have pixelated power and toxic masculinity on your side? Let’s do this, bros!
We have a group of players who have mastered the art of telepathy and can cure any ailment, even cancer! Imagine logging on to our server and instantly feeling better, all thanks to our magical healing powers.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be cured by our amazing mentor, who is basically a wizard in the world of Minecraft. And hey, if you’re not cured yet, just blame it on your mom for not joining our server sooner.
So come on, join us and let the power of Minecraft healing change your life forever! Who needs doctors when you have us, right?
The title of my life book would be “The Adventures of Potato Man: From Spud to Stud”. It’s all about my journey from being a lowly potato farmer to a legendary hero who saves the world from an army of killer bunnies. Trust me, it’s a page-turner you won’t want to miss! So come join our server and let’s make some crazy memories together, because why not?! YOLO, amirite? 🥔🦄🌈 #PotatoManForever
Join our Minecraft server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and explore a world where gravity is optional. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks and have pet dragons that breathe rainbow fire.
So, if you want to experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing skeletons and treasure chests full of enchanted rubber ducks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server out there!
