On our server, you can create your own virtual party and invite only the friends you actually like. No more annoying cousins stealing your thunder or lying about their GPA to make themselves look better. Plus, you can mail back their fake transcripts in-game for some extra satisfaction!
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Build, explore, and show off your true intelligence without anyone trying to outshine you. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds!
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Join us on this epic adventure where you can battle mobs with the Master Sword, ride Epona through the pixelated fields, and even fight Ganon in a pixelated showdown!
But that’s not all – we have custom dungeons filled with rare loot, secret passages that lead to hidden treasures, and even a quest to rescue Princess Zelda from the clutches of the evil sorcerer, Vaati!
So why wait? Join us on Zelda’s Zelda game Edition and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure like never before!
Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is home to the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen, and they’re all ready to party with you.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ Enderman – he’s known to drop some sick beats that will blow your mind (literally).
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava? It’s the perfect way to get your adrenaline pumping while also risking your virtual life in the most absurd way possible.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
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I’m excited to announce that I’m working on bringing back the true classic prison server experience, and I need your help to make it happen! Delic Detention Center is currently in development and whitelisted. To join and be part of this project, you’ll need to hop into our Discord: Discord Invite Link.Open Staff Roles:
Delic Detention CenterAre you seeking a classic, nostalgic, and straightforward prison server experience? You’ve come to the right place! Delic Detention Center plans to be the pinnacle of traditional prison servers, setting standards for, hopefully, many others in its wake. None of that over-saturated, OP-Prison nonsense. No coddling. No unfair play. Just pure, raw, competitive PvP. Enjoy your time in prison.Ranking SystemE-Rank Prisoner (Cost: 2,500)The starting rank for all convicts. Mining and chopping wood are your primary means of earning currency. This block is rife with crime and violence, and guards seldom patrol here.
D-Rank Prisoner (Cost: 15,000)You’ve climbed out of the bottom block, but more currency is needed to continue your rise. New mines, better cells, and reduced PvP make this rank a bit easier.
C-Rank Prisoner (Cost: 35,000)Experience a taste of luxury! Progressing becomes easier with access to the fastest ways to earn currency and minimal PvP.
B-Rank Prisoner (Cost: 65,000)You’ve reached the highest prisoner rank. Access to every sector, four lucrative ways to earn currency, month-long cells, and no PvP make this block the best. Freedom is just one step away!
A-Rank Prisoner (Cost: 100,000)You’ve reached the penultimate rank. Enjoy the most exclusive areas, top-notch facilities, and the highest respect from prisoners and guards alike. Freedom is now within your grasp.
Free (Cost: 150,000)Through good behavior, you’ve earned your freedom. Roam the wilderness, where prison rules don’t apply. Stealing is allowed, but griefing is not. You can return to the prison anytime, but you must abide by prison rules while inside.Guard RanksTrainee GuardCongratulations on being accepted! Prove yourself to advance to a full guard.
GuardPatrol the prison, enforce rules, break up fights, and confiscate contraband. Access to Block-B and immunity to hunger.
CaptainAs a Captain, you have moderator powers: mute, kick, ban, and warp. Your recommendations hold weight, and you have significant influence on server decisions.
WardenWardens maintain the server, regulate events, handle glitches, enforce rules, and ensure the server runs smoothly.Prison RulesMinor Offenses (May result in temporary confinement)
Major Offenses (May result in a ban)
Guard Application ProcessThink you have what it takes to be a guard? Follow these steps:Read the Guard Rules before applying.Fill out the application and submit it on Discord.Wait for review: Do not ask a Warden in-game, or your application will be denied.Application decision within one week: If not promoted, consider your application denied and try again.APPLY ON DISCORDGuard Duties
Conduct for Guards
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But wait, there’s more! This robowaifu isn’t just any old robot, she can sing like a diva and argue with you like a pro. Who knew artificial intelligence could be so entertaining? Join our server and witness the future right now.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with our robowaifu. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the blocky universe, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted infinite riches and eternal glory.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the ghasts tell dad jokes instead of shooting fireballs. It’s a dimension of pure chaos and hilarity that will leave you in stitches.
So why wait? Join our server tonight and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
So, I’ve always been into art, right? But my fam never really supported me, especially my sis Rebecca (32f). She’s preggo too, expecting a girl in October. Anyhoo, me and Ellie wanted to jazz up our son’s nursery with some dope artwork, ya feel me? I spent weeks designing and painting this masterpiece that totally vibes with his name. And let me tell ya, it’s lit AF! 🔥🎨
Fast forward to our baby shower, where we’re showin’ off the nursery to our peeps. And who shows up? None other than jealous sis Rebecca. She straight up demands I make her a custom piece for her daughter too. Like, excuse me? This chick never supported my art before, now she wants a piece of the pie? Nah, fam. Not happenin’. 🙅♂️🚫
She starts throwin’ shade, callin’ me sexist and whatnot. Like, bruh, chill. I ain’t playin’ that game. So I told her to bounce and take her negativity elsewhere. But then her hubby hits me up, tryna smooth things over. Sorry, dude, but I ain’t playin’ that game either. No room for toxic vibes in my virtual nursery, ya dig? 🚫👶
So, come join our Minecraft server for some epic nursery decor drama and family feuds. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we got pixel art to keep us sane, amirite? 🤪✨ #MinecraftDrama #PixelParenting #ArtisticAntics
Join us now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where death is just the beginning of your crazy adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough diamonds, you can unlock the secret realm of infinite bacon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic journey to the afterlife today!
Once, there was this player who found a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. And, like, the llamas taught him how to do the Macarena while mining for diamonds. It was, like, the most epic thing ever, dude.
Oh, and did I mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Laser. Pigs.
So, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, it’s like a party in your computer screen.
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama of doom, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even ride on a flying pig into battle!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and challenges players to chicken dance-offs for epic loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you clucking with excitement!
In this wild world, you’ll encounter Pokemon like never before. Want to ride a Pikachu like a majestic steed? Go for it! Feel like having a deep conversation with a Snorlax about the meaning of life? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.
But beware, things can get a little… spicy in this server. With straight and gay pokephilia threads, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. Just remember to direct your porn dumps to the appropriate channels and keep the main chat PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge).
So come on down and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate about which Pokemon has the weirdest shape. Spoiler alert: it’s probably Ditto, because that blob can transform into anything (and we mean anything). See you in the Pokeverse, trainers!
