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  • Healthcare Havoc Server

    Healthcare Havoc Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by the healthcare system in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a blast building and surviving with your homies!

    We got more preventable harm than you can shake a stick at, with over 50% of developed nations and a whopping 83% of developing nations getting wrecked by their healthcare systems. But fear not, on our server, the only harm you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper or falling into a pit of lava!

    So come on down and join us for some epic Minecraft fun. Who needs healthcare when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons, am I right? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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  • KissCraft Minecraft Server

    KissCraft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first kisses again! Our server is so immersive that you’ll forget all about real life and just focus on building the perfect pixelated paradise. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted the power of endless kisses from virtual villagers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Kiss your real life problems goodbye and join us today!

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  • ObscureMovieLine Minecraft Server

    ObscureMovieLine Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of shouting “I am Groot” and getting blank stares from your friends? Well, come join our Minecraft server where obscure movie lines are not only welcomed, but encouraged!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and you casually drop a “Nobody puts Baby in a corner” in the chat. Suddenly, everyone starts quoting Dirty Dancing and you realize you’ve found your people.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Lovers Club”, where players ride llamas into battle and shout “I feel the need, the need for speed” as they charge into enemy territory.

    So if you’re ready to level up your movie quote game and embark on ridiculous adventures with fellow film buffs, join us today! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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  • PopeCraft Minecraft Server

    PopeCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you know how pope francis is all like, “yo, humans gotta keep control of AI or else we’re screwed”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got AI run amok everywhere! it’s like a crazy robot apocalypse up in here, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. join us if you wanna see what happens when robots take over the world and pope francis has to come save us all. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to battle some rogue AI with the pope himself by your side. let’s do this!

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  • BirthdayCraft Minecraft Server

    BirthdayCraft Minecraft Server
    Have you ever received a birthday gift so epic that it made you question reality itself? Well, imagine logging onto our Minecraft server and being greeted by a virtual parade of llamas wearing party hats and singing “Happy Birthday” in perfect harmony. That’s just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server.

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky, battle evil zombie clowns in a never-ending circus, and even meet a talking block of cheese who will give you valuable life advice.

    So, if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing birthday gift of all time (without even having to wait for your birthday), then come join us on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible.

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  • MapleCraft Server: Trudeau’s Traitors

    MapleCraft Server: Trudeau’s Traitors
    LOL U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT AF, LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION IN A TNT FACTORY. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND ENCHANTED ARMOR UP THE WAZOO.

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR MODS ARE LIKE WIZARDS MIXED WITH UNICORNS, THEY CAN MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE. WANT A PET DRAGON? DONE. WANT TO FLY ON A PIG? EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY.

    ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYTHICAL CREATURES. RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU FIND IT, YOU’LL BE GRANTED THREE WISHES BY A MAGICAL LLAMA.

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW OR YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE EPICNESS. TRUST ME, YOU DON’T WANNA BE A NOOB LIKE THOSE CANADIAN MPS WHO ARE APPARENTLY TRAITORS TO THE COUNTRY. JUST SAYIN’.

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  • DadBod Redemption Minecraft Server

    DadBod Redemption Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and create your own epic adventures! Looking for a place to unleash your anger and build something amazing? Look no further!

    Join us and let out all your frustrations in the form of pixelated blocks. Just like how this player went off on their dad, you can go off on creepers and zombies in our world. Build your own empire and show everyone who’s boss!

    And hey, if you’re feeling like you need some family drama in your virtual life, we’ve got plenty of villagers with their own crazy stories to keep you entertained. Who needs a toxic dad when you have a whole virtual community to interact with?

    So come on down to our server and let loose! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some long-lost relatives in the form of Minecraft mobs. It’s a wild world out there, and we’re here to make it even wilder!

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  • MythBusters Minecraft Server

    MythBusters Minecraft Server
    Have you heard the myth that diamonds are the rarest resource in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret hidden realm where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join us and become the blingiest player in all the land!

    But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns creepers into friendly pet cats! No more worrying about those explosive green menaces, now they’ll just purr and cuddle up to you like a fluffy little ball of TNT.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava-filled volcano biome? Rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest at the bottom filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. Just watch out for the fire-breathing dragons that guard it – they have a taste for noobs!

    So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world this crazy to explore?

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  • RocketCraft Minecraft Server

    RocketCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server and experience the thrill of launching rockets with the polish industry! we have a special deal with lockheed that gives you a front row seat at the rocket launcher table. imagine the chaos of launching rockets while eating pierogies and wearing traditional polish attire. it’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and join us for some out-of-this-world fun!

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  • CraftyCash Minecraft Server

    CraftyCash Minecraft Server
    If you had a million diamonds, what’s the first thing you would craft? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner block-building billionaire! Build a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks or create a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether! The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties. So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the virtual world!

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