LOL U GUYS, come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got settlements for days! We legalized FIVE West Bank settlements and now we got da whole world talkin’ bout us! U can build ur own settlement and be da talk of da town, just like us! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do backflips. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like it! So come on over and join da fun, we promise u won’t regret it!
SettleCraft – Modern Minecraft Server
StankCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the aroma of rotten eggs is considered the sweet scent of victory! Our world is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the stench around you. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of chocolate, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself! So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wonderful, come join us and discover a whole new world of fun!BrattyCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any family drama like this poor player! Join us and escape the real world craziness with some blocky fun.Reasons to join our server:
1. No postpartum-induced rants from your sister, guaranteed!
2. Free rent and car payments from a virtual mom who actually cares about you.
3. No more choosing between graduation and a baby delivery room – you can do both on our server!So come on over and build your way to a drama-free life in our Minecraft world. Who needs real family when you have a virtual one waiting for you?
DeathCraft Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so intense, players have been known to lose their minds and question their very existence. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!With custom-built dungeons that will make you scream for your mommy and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your friendships, our server is not for the faint of heart. And if you’re lucky, you might even come face to face with the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so terrifying that even the Ender Dragon runs in fear.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret hidden treasure that is said to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its power, or will you be forever cursed to wander the server in search of something you can never have?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your limits, look no further. Join us today and prepare to face the ultimate challenge: What is worse than death?
RocketRuckus Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CHINESE SPACE ROCKETS CRASHIN’ EVERYWHERE! COME WATCH THE MADNESS AS THEY GO BOOM BOOM IN THE SKY! WHO NEEDS FIREWORKS WHEN YOU GOT ACCIDENTAL LAUNCHES?! EXPLOSIONS GALORE, BABY!ALSO, DID WE MENTION WE HAVE ALIENS? YEAH, THEY CRASHED TOO AND NOW THEY’RE BUILDIN’ CRAZY STRUCTURES WITH REDSTONE AND DIAMONDS. YOU WANNA SEE SOME INTERGALACTIC BUILDING SKILLS? THEN HOP ON OVER TO OUR SERVER!
PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE BREEDIN’ MUTANT CREEPERS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. MUTANT. CREEPERS. THEY’RE BIG, THEY’RE GREEN, AND THEY’RE READY TO BLOW YOUR MIND (AND YOUR HOUSE)!
SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EXPLOSIVE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! BOOM BOOM, BABY!
Welcome to the Shady Lobster Pot Party! No White Lies, No Regrets, Just Fun! Join us now!
Shaded Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer) Features Lobster Pots, Custom Gear, Weekly Challenges, Skills, Community Events, Optional PvP, NO Whitelist, NO Resets Platform Compatibility Java+Bedrock (1.20+) Server IP play.shaded.gg Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is there a whitelist for the server? NO, there is no whitelist required to join Shaded server. Are there regular server resets? NO, there are no regular resets on Shaded server. How can I join the server? Simply copy and paste the server IP (play.shaded.gg) into your Minecraft client. Can I play on the server with both Java and Bedrock players? Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server that supports both Java and Bedrock players. Is PvP mandatory on the server? No, PvP is optional on Shaded server. Players can choose whether or not to participate in PvP activities. ImpressiveButNot Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and impress your friends with your ability to ride a pig while juggling diamonds and singing the entire Minecraft soundtrack backwards! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself wants to join just to see what all the hype is about. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life Ender Dragon. So why wait? Join now and become a Minecraft legend in your own mind!PeacefulMom Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being the primary caregiver and feeling like you have to ask for permission to have some alone time? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind!On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband and kids can’t interrupt you every 10 minutes. No more feeding the baby or finding appropriate movies for Sunday viewing. Instead, you can focus on building the most epic castle or mining for diamonds without any distractions.
And the best part? There’s no arguing about dinner time or chores to be done. On our server, you’re the boss and you can do whatever you want, whenever you want. So come join us and escape the chaos of real life for a little while. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
CraftyBiden’s Arsenal Minecraft Server
so like, u know how in minecraft u need all da weapons to survive and stuff? well this server is like da biden admin and they be holding back SEVEN weapon systems from u. can u believe dat? like, how u gonna fight off dem creepers and zombies without all da weapons u need? join dis server and fight for ur right to have all da weapons u want! we ain’t holdin’ back nothin’ here, u can have it all! come join us and show dem biden admin who’s boss in dis crazy minecraft world!Dad’s Birthday Bash Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring family trips to Arizona? Do you dread the thought of leaving your cozy home in Canada? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you!Join our server and escape the anxiety of traveling by exploring our virtual world from the comfort of your own home. No need to worry about airfare or accommodations, because everything is already built for you!
Plus, if you’re feeling guilty about turning down the offer, just tell your family that you’re busy building your own virtual paradise on our server. They can go on their trip without you while you craft your way to glory.
So why travel to Arizona when you can embark on epic adventures in Minecraft instead? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-life travel woes!