Do you hate when people build ugly dirt houses in Minecraft? Do you cringe at the sight of someone using cobblestone for everything? Well, then you need to join our server ASAP! We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, because let’s face it, nobody wants to look at that eyesore while playing. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will haunt your dreams if you dare to build something hideous on our server. So come join us and show off your building skills, or risk facing the wrath of the legendary Herobrine!
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HateCraft Minecraft Server
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NATOWarzone Minecraft Server
so, liek, u no how russia’s medvedev is all liek “if ukraine join nato, we go to war”? well, dis server is liek dat, but with less war and more blocky fun! join dis server and u can build ur own nato alliance or start a war with ur frenemies! we got crazy mods dat let u do all sorts of wacky stuff, like ride pigs into battle or turn ur enemies into chickens! plus, our community is so lit, u’ll never wanna leave! come join da madness and see for urself! who needs nato when u got dis epic minecraft server?!
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Bro’s GF Pays & Plays Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like my brother’s girlfriend moving in without contributing!Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about unexpected house guests taking over your space. Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home without the fear of unwanted roommates showing up with suitcases.
Plus, our server is so big that you’ll never have to worry about sharing your space with anyone else. No more arguments over who cleans what or who pays for utilities – it’s all about building and exploring in peace.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend who doesn’t overstay her welcome!
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SafeWord Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only safe word you need is “diamonds”! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day. Just make sure you have some spare TNT to keep them happy!
2. Our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of obsidian. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe to climb to the top…probably.
3. Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? No problem! Our server has a secret dragon breeding program that will give you the fiercest flying companion you’ve ever seen.
4. Need a break from mining? Join our weekly llama race around the server and see if you can outsmart the competition. Just watch out for the llamas with a taste for revenge!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Just remember, when things get too crazy, just shout “diamonds” and we’ll come to your rescue.
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Join our server and prepare to face the ultimate battle in 60 minutes with 250×250 PvP chaos! #NoVanilla
Minecraft Server Overview
IP 147.185.221.21:18698 Discord https://discord.gg/vZYzbGbPjG Join this Minecraft server for a survival experience with a tiny world border. Resources are scarce, so be quick to gather them, team up with others, or engage in battles as you see fit. The server will start 60 minutes after posting this, so hurry and join!
Join the HighCraft Discord server for more events like this.
FAQ
Question Answer What type of server is this? This server offers a survival experience with a small world border and limited resources. When does the server start? The server will start 60 minutes after this posting. Can I team up with other players? Yes, players can choose to team up, fight, or play solo as they wish. Are resources scarce on this server? Yes, resources are limited, so players need to act quickly to gather them.
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BoobCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, just like my ever-changing boob situation. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I walked out of the shower and had a showdown with my mom about bra-wearing etiquette.On our server, you’ll never have to worry about toxic comments or ridiculous questions about your body. Unless, of course, you’re battling it out in a PVP arena and someone starts trash-talking your blocky avatar’s pixelated physique.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community as accepting and hilarious as this one? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where the drama is as entertaining as a soap opera plotline? Join now and let the madness begin!
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AnimalCraze Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only animals you see are the usual pigs, cows, and chickens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole zoo of crazy creatures just waiting to be tamed and ridden into battle!Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant flamingo, wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit of armor made entirely of cheese. Or how about taming a pack of flying llamas and using them to raid enemy bases in style?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who are always looking for new recruits. Join them in their quest to protect the server from evil forces and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the world.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life!
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JungleCraft Server: Loggers vs Tribes!
come join our epic minecraft server where we found an uncontacted tribe in the peruvian amazon while chopping down trees for our pixel art creations. they taught us the ancient art of building with blocks and now we are unstoppable in our building skills. join us and learn the ways of the jungle builders, but watch out for the loggers trying to steal our secrets! only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild world of pixelated adventure. come build, explore, and conquer with us!
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PvP but don’t cry when you lose! Join our 250×250 survival in 30 minutes – no vanilla
Minecraft Server Overview
IP Address 147.185.221.21:18698 Discord https://discord.gg/vZYzbGbPjG Version 1.21!! Doing a survival with a really tiny world border, resources are scarce, so you better hurry up and get them. Maybe team up, maybe fight, it’s up to you.
Server begins 30 minutes after posting, so hurry up and join! Join the HighCraft Discord server for more events like this.
FAQ
Question Answer When does the server start? 30 minutes after the post has been made. What is the world border size? The world border is tiny, making resources scarce and gameplay challenging. Can I team up with other players? Yes, you can choose to team up or fight other players as you wish. How often do events like this occur? Join the HighCraft Discord server for more information on upcoming events.
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BlockCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your blocky world shake and quake like never before? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate aphrodisiac for gamers, guaranteed to make you scream with excitement (and maybe a little bit of fear).Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Our community is full of players who are always ready to spice things up and keep you on your toes.
So, what’s one thing you always do during sex? Well, on our server, you’ll be doing things you never thought possible in Minecraft. Get ready to unleash your inner blocky beast and conquer the virtual world like a true legend. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!