This server is the real deal. Even when life is busy, folks find time to hop on. Some wake up at 5 AM just to squeeze in a game. Others push through tired eyes after a long day. It’s that good.
Jump in and see why A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door is a must-play!
Imagine a world where you can build a beautiful non-traditional wedding venue without anyone telling you to “control your woman.” Picture a place where your dogs can roam freely and happily without anyone suggesting you rehome them for the safety of your baby. On our server, you can create the perfect family life without any interference from meddling parents.
And if things ever get too heated, just remember that you can always call CPS on your virtual parents in retaliation. Just kidding! But seriously, join our server and leave all that family drama behind. You deserve a break from all that nonsense.
| Server Type | Semi Vanilla with lifesteal and other plugins |
|---|---|
| Membership | Paid server with great performance |
| Content Creator | Accepting all members, content creator or not |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Join the discord at https://discord.gg/gNgaBm4TWe to get started |
| Is the server open to everyone? | Yes, anyone is welcome to join the server |
| What type of plugins are available? | Currently, there are lifesteal and other minor plugins active on the server |
| How is the server performance? | As a paid server, the performance is great and ensures smooth gameplay |
We’ve got so many testosterone-filled activities that will make you feel like the manliest man in the universe. From building epic fortresses to battling fierce mobs, this server is where all the alpha males hang out.
And don’t even get me started on the bro camaraderie you’ll experience here. It’s like a brotherhood of manly men who never question their gender.
So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner macho man and dominate the Minecraft world, then join us on this server. It’s where the real men play, no doubt about it.
And the best part is, we have this rule where if you don’t bring your own pet chicken to the server, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories while fighting off zombie hoards. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft.
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
