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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5896 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 20 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, rollercoasters made out of diamonds, and a pet zombie named Bob who loves to give hugs (just watch out for his rotting arms).
So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now and let the insanity begin!