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SciFiSilenceCraft

cooling systems, data centers, data processing, data storage, Digital Innovation, Futuristic technology, IT infrastructure, IT solutions, network security, noise reduction, quiet server rooms, science fiction, SciFiSilenceCraft, server efficiency, server maintenance, Server Management, server monitoring, server performance, server racks, server reliability, Technology

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	New Chunks Explored:	898373
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

lol come join our server where the rooms are so quiet, you’ll think you’re in a library full of sleeping kittens. but don’t be fooled, because once you start playing, the noise levels will rise to epic proportions.

we have unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts. you can ride them into battle against giant creepers and evil villagers.

our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have epic parties in the nether, with lava pits for swimming and ghasts as DJs.

if you’re looking for a wild ride in the world of minecraft, look no further. join us now and experience the madness for yourself. just be prepared to never want to leave.

BaffyRise Minecraft server

BaffyRise, Buyer, classic server, donation, Griefing, limited goods, Minecraft, non-limited goods, official page, project team, PvE, PvP, Recruitment, Seller, Server, server description, server monitoring, Trapping

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Greetings buddy, you have reached the official page of the BAFFyRISE server on server monitoringClassic server for griefing, trapping, pvp, pve. On our server you can find a buyer with limited and non-limited goods updated every 24 hours. Also on our server there is an opportunity to receive a free donation, and we are also recruiting for the Project Team. You can find out more by visiting our server.

play.baffyrise.ru

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

alternative entertainment choices, anti-gaming sentiment, gaming culture critique, gaming disinterest, gaming industry criticism, gaming preferences analysis, lack of interest in gaming, Minecraft, non gamers, non-gamers community, non-gamers opinions, non-gamers perspective, non-gaming hobbies, non-gaming lifestyle, NoobzBegone, reasons for avoiding video games, reasons for not playing video games, smp, video game aversion, video game critics, video Game Debate, video game skepticism

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Food Fight Frenzy

culinary offerings, dining experience, Fight, Food, food comparison, food debate, food opinions, food preferences, food preferences debate, food presentation, food quality, food satisfaction, food service, food standards, food taste, Frenzy, hospital food, institutional food, meal quality, meal variety, menu options, nutritional value, Prison food

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2511

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!

NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

APSR study, democrats, government subsidies, Govt, great depression, hire workers, New Deal, NewDealCraft, Private, private sector employment, pwa, Subsidies, voter support, WPA

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	8943

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

carpet care, carpet cleaning tips, carpet damage, carpet maintenance, carpet restoration, carpet stain, carpet upkeep, cleaning carpet, cleaning solutions, deep cleaning, Home cleaning, Household cleaning, permanent stain, puke stain, PukeCraft, removing stains, Server, stain, stain prevention, stain removal, stomach acid stain, test, tough stains, vomit stains

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!

VidyaTomboySMPQueen

badass girls, diverse representation, Empowering Women, favorite characters, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Protagonists, fictional crushes, gamer girls, Gaming, Gaming Community, Girl Power, love, strong female leads, Strong Women, tomboy style, Tomboys, video game crushes, video games, vidya, VidyaTomboySMPQueen

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5484
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident vidya tomboy, Sally. She’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in the blink of an eye and slay dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, she’s always up for a good laugh and loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate their combat skills.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

SobrietySass Minecraft Server

alcohol consumption, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Character, Communication, Cultural differences, Decision making, defending dignity, Disrespect, Drinking, family dynamics, judgement, Minecraft, Nigerian parents, overreaction, personal choices, relationship issues, Self Respect, Server, sobriety program, SobrietySass, Trust

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	3872	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	300	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no judgment for your virtual drinking habits! Unlike some boyfriends and their ultra-strict Nigerian parents, we believe in letting you enjoy a nice bottle of virtual wine whenever you please.

Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships where your choices are questioned and your character is doubted. On our server, you can drink as much virtual wine as you want without anyone telling you to cut back.

And if you ever feel like joining a sobriety program just to prove a point, we support you all the way! Because here, we believe in having fun and enjoying yourself without anyone making you feel bad about it.

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the place to be for a good time and a good laugh. Who needs Ibiza when you have a virtual world to explore? Join us now and let the fun begin!

BabyBlockerMC

acknowledge, aita, Attention, baby, BabyBlockerMC, Bandwidth, blank expression, food court, Grandma, ignoring, Miserable, noise maker, Rude, Upset, upset grandmother, upset lady, Work Day

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward encounters with judgmental grandmas? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the side-eye of disapproving elders while you build your dream world. Our server is grandma-approved, but only if you’re not “fucking miserable” like the grandma at the food court. So come join us and leave the judgment behind!

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

Best advice, CraftyAdviceMC, guidance, helpful tips, impactful advice, inspirational quotes, life advice, life lessons, life-changing advice, meaningful guidance, mentor advice, Mentorship, motivational words, personal growth, positive influence, received advice, self improvement, smp, valuable advice, valuable life lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity of a server where the only rule is to have fun! Our community is full of wacky characters and insane builds, from a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. The best advice we can give you is to buckle up and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

SatMorningNostalgia

90s cartoons, childhood memories, kids shows, Nostalgia, SatMorningNostalgia, Saturday Morning Cartoon Shows, Saturday morning cartoons, Saturday Morning Classics, Saturday Morning Entertainment, Saturday Morning Favorites, Saturday Morning Flashback, Saturday Morning Memories, Saturday Morning Nostalgia, Saturday Morning Programming, Saturday Morning Television, Saturday Morning Throwback, Saturday Morning TV, Saturday Morning Viewing, Saturday Morning Watchlist, tv shows

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Potions Brewed:	80	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings to catch your favorite cartoons? Well, imagine if those cartoons came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Spongebob builds houses out of pineapple, Pikachu mines for diamonds, and Scooby-Doo solves mysteries in the creepiest dungeons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced nostalgia like this before! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Saturday Morning adventure like no other!

VenezuelaVibes Minecraft Server

Democracy, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign interference, Hugo Chávez, international community, international relations, Latin America, Lula, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political stability, Politics, Presidential election, Server, socialist government, south america, united states, Venezuela, VenezuelaVibes, Voting

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like laughing ur butt off? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! why, u ask? well lemme tell u a little story.

once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a minecraft server where all the blocks were made of candy. yep, u heard me right, CANDY! imagine building a house out of chocolate bars and lollipops, it’s a dream come true!

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride unicorns and fly on giant marshmallows. u can even battle evil gummy bears and save the day with ur trusty diamond sword. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together. trust me, u won’t regret it!