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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 6848 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing and crying tears of joy. Our characters are so great, they make Shakespeare look like a beginner playwright. And our world? It’s like a delicious meal for your eyes and soul.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, in which case, sorry, no brains for you).