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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7963 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!