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GoodMorningCraft SMP

cheerful morning, early bird, good morning, good vibes only, GoodMorningCraft, greetings, happy day ahead, hello world, morning inspiration, morning routine, morning vibes, new beginnings, New Day, positive energy, positive start, rise and shine, smp, start fresh, start the day right, sunny day, Wake up happy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Divine Spears Created:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on this epic SMP where the pigs ride on saddles, the creepers wear top hats, and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is said to grant wishes (or at least make a really cozy sweater).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). See you in the pixelated world!

CreeperBoundariesGoneWrong

blocking users, boundary setting, childfree lifestyle, creep behavior, CreeperBoundariesGoneWrong, cyberbullying, digital boundaries, Instagram accounts, internet safety, online boundaries, online communication, online friendships, online harassment, online relationships, online safety, personal space, privacy concerns, respecting boundaries, setting limits, social media etiquette, toxic friendships

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy online “friends” like Mike and just have a blast building and exploring with fellow gamers!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with hilarious antics and epic battles against virtual creepers (not the human kind, thank goodness). We promise not to pressure you into changing your username or giving out personal information – unless you want to, because hey, we’re all about consent here.

So come on over and block out the negativity like a pro player, because on our server, the only thing creeping you out will be the monsters lurking in the shadows. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no facetime required!

ForestFrights Minecraft SMP

chilling, creepy, Darkness, DREAD, eerie, fear, Forest, ForestFrights, Haunting, Horror, ISOLATION, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nature, Panic, Scary, smp, spooky, Terror, unknown, Wilderness, wildlife, Woods

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you see is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further, because on our server, the forest is full of surprises! From giant spiders riding on the backs of skeletons to trees that come to life and chase you down, you never know what you’ll encounter in our enchanted forest. Join now if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

ManlyMineMoments

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	273083
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest fantasies of pig jousting while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing if they land on a pile of diamonds or a pile of…well, let’s just say it’s not diamonds.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ZelenskyyCraft: No Mercy for Duda!

Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, humor, international relations, jokes, leadership, mercy, mercy call, military strategy, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Russian retreat, satire, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, Zelenskyy himself pops up in the chat! He’s all like, “Yo, Duda needs our help, but I’m too busy playing Minecraft to save the day.” And you’re just like, “What the heck? This server is wild!”

Join our server for all the crazy adventures, like battling Russian invaders with Zelenskyy, building peace treaties with Duda, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a llama into battle alongside Zelenskyy himself. The possibilities are endless!

SoyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, soy, soy allergies, soy benefits, soy consumption, soy diet, soy diet consequences, soy diet effects, soy health effects, soy intolerance, Soy milk, soy nutrition, soy overdose, soy overdose symptoms, soy products, soy protein, soy risks, soy sensitivity, soy side effects, soy toxicity, soybeans, SoyCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1606	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7993
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Oh, and did we mention that if you eat too much soy in your diet on our server, you’ll turn into a giant block of tofu? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP

/pol/ack, Alt-Right, Based, BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP, BBC, Chud, controversial, cringe, current events, debate, Global Issues, identity politics, Int, international discussion, internet culture, ITT, online forum, Political, ranny, sissie, social media

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9188	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by engaging in intense political debates and international discussions. Are you a based /pol/ack chud ready to dominate the server with your superior intellect? Or are you a /int/ranny cringe BBC sissie looking to prove your worth in the virtual world? Either way, this server is the perfect place for you to show off your skills and make some enemies along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBnBSnitch

Abuse, bb, concern, CraftyBnBSnitch, disturbance, family, guests, highlands, intervention, investigation, italy, noise, overreaction, OWNER, Police, privacy, Safety, scotland, thin walls, vacation, walls

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Star Shards Collected:	228
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine staying at a Minecraft Bed and Breakfast in the Highlands of Scotland. The walls are thin, just like in real life! If you talk too loudly, the players in the rooms next to you will hear everything. It’s like a virtual reality experience!

We have family rooms filled with toddlers, children, teenagers, parents, and even a grandmother from Italy. But beware, they might knock on your virtual door and offer you virtual drinks and ice cream. Who knows what they’ll do next? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions!

And just like in real life, drama unfolds in the virtual world. You might hear virtual banging on your virtual walls, virtual crying, and virtual shouting in Italian. But don’t worry, the virtual police will come to investigate and take the virtual troublemakers away.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning if you’re overreacting or just having a blast!

UnlearnableCraft

beyond education, beyond learning, cannot learn, genetic predispositions, impossible to learn, inherent abilities, inherent knowledge, inherent skills, inherent traits, innate abilities, instinctual knowledge, intuitive knowledge, natural talents, unlearnable, UnlearnableCraft, unteachable, unteachable abilities, unteachable knowledge, unteachable skills, unteachable traits

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Secret Passages Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our expert llama trainers will teach you how to communicate with these majestic creatures using only your mind. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of llama language and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic llama races across treacherous terrain, compete in llama beauty pageants judged by celebrity llamas, and even embark on daring llama rescue missions to save stranded llamas in distress.

So why wait? Join our server today and unlock the mystical world of llama whispering! You’ll never look at these fluffy creatures the same way again.

KramCraftHotelStrike

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Hotel, international news, Journalism, journalism safety, journalist, Kramatorsk, KramCraftHotelStrike, Media, missing, press freedom, Reuters, Russian strike, search and rescue, Ukraine, violence, War, war reporting

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Buildings Constructed:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even reuters journalists are ditching their jobs to play with us! our server is so lit, it’s like a russian strike on a hotel in kramatorsk – you won’t know what hit you! we have so many crazy adventures and insane stories, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret club. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!