SMP 2 Electric Boogaloo
A person who thinks all the time, has nothing to think about except thoughts. They lose touch with reality and live in a world of illusions.
By “thoughts,” I mean the talk in the head – non-stop, always saying words, figuring things out, and doing math.
Thinking isn’t bad. It can be helpful in small doses. It’s like a good helper, but a bad boss.
51.222.147.232:25613
Join dis server if you wanna experience da ultimate virtual family bond wit dem servants! You can be da best virtual parent ever and watch dem grow and thrive in dis pixelated world!
So, if you wanna be da coolest virtual parent on da block, come join dis server and show dem servants some love like they’ve never seen before! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
But that’s not all, this week she’s planning to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava and diamond blocks. Who knows what will happen next? Join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of it! Just be prepared for the unexpected and bring your sense of humor because things are about to get wild!
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, questionable builds, and questionable conversations. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your soulmate in the form of a pixelated anime character. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s get weird together!
Join us for epic battles like THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle, where players fight over who can brew the best cup of tea in the virtual world. Rumor has it that The Man Who Returned from Hell will make a guest appearance to judge the winner!
But that’s not all – we also have summoning events where you can try to summon GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Sen-no-Rikyu, a legendary tea master who will bring peace and harmony to your Minecraft world (or maybe just chaos, who knows?).
And don’t miss out on our Back to School Campaign, where Koyanskaya of Light will be picking up students in her magical school bus to join the fun. Who knew going back to school could be so exciting in Minecraft?
Join us now and be part of the insanity! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes, one of which can be used to make your CF maid the perfect servant.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wacky adventure filled with CF maids, Diamond Chickens, and endless possibilities!
Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!
Looking for some fun and laughs? Our server is collaborating with Fate/Grand Order for a Learning with Manga event! Summon your favorite servants and embark on a hilarious adventure like never before. Plus, our server has all the tools you need to plan your quests, calculate damage, and even track future materials for your summons.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even encounter a servant from Fate/Grand Order while mining for diamonds!
| Season | 1.21 |
|---|---|
| Reset | New reset a few weeks ago |
| Dragon Fight | Dragon fight scheduled for later today |
Elysia is a whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a focus on community and inclusivity. The server provides a vanilla experience with some added features to enhance gameplay.
Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages
If Elysia sounds right for you, apply for our whitelist here! Takes just a few minutes, and there’s really no wrong way to do it.
A: To join Elysia, you need to apply for the whitelist using the form provided on our website.
A: The server is open to players aged 16 and above.
A: Yes, inclusivity and being LGBTQ+ friendly are core beliefs of the server.
A: The server does not offer any donator perks with advantages. We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players.
One time, a player woke up in the server to find their entire house covered in pink sheep. Another player reported seeing a giant chicken roaming around the spawn area, clucking menacingly. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally summoned a horde of angry llamas by trying to build a llama farm.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.
On our server, you can build a virtual car that never needs refueling and never runs out of gas. You can drive around to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about running out of fuel or being asked to Venmo for gas money.
So say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to a world where you can drive endlessly without a care in the world. Join our server now and let the virtual road trip begin!
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you must navigate through a land filled with giant ham and crackers, baby carrots that come to life, and cucumber slices that can talk! But beware, there’s a hard boiled egg that’s out to get you – watch out!
But that’s not all! We have special challenges for players to help them lose weight in-game. Fight off mobs while doing jumping jacks, mine for diamonds while doing squats, and build your dream house while doing lunges – it’s the ultimate workout experience!
And don’t worry about feeling left out like poor Amy, because on our server, everyone gets the same amount of virtual food in their inventory. No more jealousy, just pure gaming fun!
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your calorie intake)! Let’s get gaming and get fit together – are you in?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground cult that worships the legendary Chicken Overlord. Legend has it that those who make the ultimate sacrifice of a golden egg will be granted unimaginable riches and power. Are you brave enough to join the cult and face the wrath of the Chicken Overlord?
So come on down to our server and discover the true value of sacrifice. Who knows, you might just become the most powerful player in all of Minecraft!
first off, we got this epic storyline where the polish minister is, like, visiting kyiv, right? and he’s all, like, calling for an end to benefits for ukrainian men in europe. but, like, plot twist, he’s actually secretly a minecraft player and he’s trying to, like, take over the server with his crazy political agenda. it’s, like, so intense, dude.
but wait, there’s more. we’ve also got, like, this insane pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills. trust me, u won’t find a more epic battle anywhere else on the internet.
and if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we’ve also got, like, the most epic builds u’ve ever seen. from towering castles to intricate redstone creations, our players have, like, no limits when it comes to creativity.
so, what r u waiting for, bro? come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, i promise.
Welcome to the (unofficial) Walled Lake Minecraft server for Walled Lake Michigan!
This server features a couple of plugins, but an overall vanilla Minecraft experience.
There are no rules against PVP and griefing, however, the server features a land claim plugin that prevents players from destroying or modifying any blocks on claimed land (land claims are not protected against TNT).
You can create and join groups with your fellow players to build with, fight, or destroy other groups. This server is intended to function similarly to the factions game mode.
WalledLake.apexmc.co:25834
Welcome to The Ruthless Raid, a hardcore survival server set to hard difficulty. Explore a vast world where players can build anywhere or claim a free 30×30 protected region to keep their loot safe. Our General Shop offers everything you need, purchasable with money earned in-game by slaying villagers. We also have a Pet Shop with over 50 pets that can be ridden, fed, and cared for. Compete in our Arena for PvP glory, or spin the roulette to win fantastic prizes, including the coveted [Premium] rank. With ranks, unique rewards, and a thriving economy, you can make your mark and rise to the top. Each player can have up to two regions—one for free and one purchasable with in-game currency. We offer a challenging but rewarding experience where strategy and survival skills are key. Will you conquer The Ruthless Raid and claim your place in the top 11 leaderboards? Join now and find out.
play.theruthlessraid.com