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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 9565 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin the macarena. u won’t find a more wacko server anywhere else, we promise.
plus, our research shows that playin on our server can actually increase ur serotonin levels by 1000%. that’s right, u’ll be feelin so good u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.
so come on over and join the fun! who needs happiness when u can have the “not-so-bad chemical” instead?