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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6557 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Votes: | 7653 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 815 |
we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin the macarena. u won’t find a more wacko server anywhere else, we promise.
plus, our research shows that playin on our server can actually increase ur serotonin levels by 1000%. that’s right, u’ll be feelin so good u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.
so come on over and join the fun! who needs happiness when u can have the “not-so-bad chemical” instead?